weird things you notice

blocparty

dont really know why i decided to start this thread but here it goes! if i havent lost your interest already that is!

myself and my friends realised(while drunk obviously) why do people do that half assed attempt of getting out of the way of an on coming car?

you know what i mean. while crossing the road and a car pulls round the corner. you kind of attempt to run/jog out of its way but you feet dont move any faster. all you do is move your hands as if running!

this will prob be the shortest thread ever! but if you have noticed anything weird like this then add it on.(or you can just steal some comedians work)

Time Magazine

Double posts.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Why do people open a door, barge into a room and THEN say "knock knock!" (anf not because they're telling a joke)

Way do people ring my landline, leave a messgae saying "I'll try you on your mobile"?

Merrick

The wrong spelling of message... ^^
Not giving out or anything, it was just the first thing I saw...

ferdi

are you drunk right now?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

People who put apostrope's after plural's and word's ending in the letter S that don't take apostrophe's.

Merrick

ferdi wrote:

are you drunk right now?

... Is who drunk right now?

Repli

Why do ppl standing at traffic lights keep pressing the button, it doesn't make it go any faster if you press it more than once.

smiling_time

Ikky Poo2 wrote:

Why do people open a door, barge into a room and THEN say "knock knock!" (anf not because they're telling a joke)

Way do people ring my landline, leave a messgae saying "I'll try you on your mobile"?

gas! happens all the time

blocparty

im not drunk right now! studying for a college exam tomorrow and got bored! whats the spelling mistake?

i like the additions by the way!

also when people tap their wrist while asking for the time! fair enough if your mouth is full of food or if you have to be quiet but why say it and point?

ps sorry bout the double post! how do i delete?

takola

Why do people ring my LANDLINE and ask me WHERE AM I???????

Duh!!!!!

Merrick

... Why don't people ring my landline anymore!?

jebuz

people on boards who feel they have to post a smart message everytime someone posts a topic, basically trying to impress everyone.

sinjin_smythe

u know when say your in trouble with the girl friend and you dont kno why, "why what did i do" and she says "well if you dont know what you did then theres no point in me telling you !" WTF?

gimmick

The fact I look at my watch at 12.10pm every day, without fail, for some reason.

And why are females ALWAYS cold?

takola

We're not!

gimmick

^ I'm not sure about that Takola, Any chance you 'could be warmer'?

Merrick

gimmick wrote:

And why are females ALWAYS cold?

Hey.
Only my hands are cold.

takola

gimmick wrote:

^ I'm not sure about that Takola, Any chance you 'could be warmer'?

Lol, well, im very rarely cold!!!!

curliq

takola wrote:

Why do people ring my LANDLINE and ask me WHERE AM I???????

Duh!!!!!

i was gonna say that one! like....i'm at home, dude

blocparty

why do peolpe leave you blank voice mails? they listen through your message saying im not here right now blah blah and then just after the beep they hang up! very annoying

D

gimmick wrote:

And why are females ALWAYS cold?

Because you don't pay enough atention to fore-play?

Kinetic^

Here's a weird one that I'm not sure anybody out there knows about.

When you divide a number, say 123, by 3, unless the numbers within that number (123) add up to a number that is divisable by 3 (1+2+3=6) then you'll always have a remainder or an uneven number.

It's something I realised a while back and would like to know if anybody else knew this.

Try it, I dare ya!!!

blocparty

ya i remember that from 5th class it was our teachers number one tip! ah the good old days where ignorance was bliss and things like that blew my mind!

Kinetic^

blocparty wrote:

ya i remember that from 5th class it was our teachers number one tip! ah the good old days where ignorance was bliss and things like that blew my mind!

*jedi mind trick* No you don't remember it, I invented it

blocparty

Keyser Soze 5 wrote:

*jedi mind trick* No you don't remember it, I invented it

i usually dont like star wars related jokes but that made me laugh

biko

People look at their watch and you ask "What time is it"? And they have to look at the watch again! Memory like a gold fish

azezil

blocparty wrote:

myself and my friends realised(while drunk obviously) why do people do that half assed attempt of getting out of the way of an on coming car?

you know what i mean. while crossing the road and a car pulls round the corner. you kind of attempt to run/jog out of its way but you feet dont move any faster. all you do is move your hands as if running!

I'm always doing that, really don't know why

When you call someone, they don't realise who you are, I say "hey how are you?" they reply "i'm good and yourself?" then say who I am or they ask and they say "Oh HEY! how are you!?" ... yeah we've already covered that

Spalk0

Why do people push so much to get on a train first and get a seat?

Its like "right look lady, i know im gonna get on the train before you but if theres a seat available you can have it......please though, for the love of god...could you back up a bit so i can breathe":rolleyes: