I'm confused

swiss

Why is 'monosyllabic' such a big word?

singingstranger

Why isn't phonetically spelt phonetically?

Why does 'lisp' have an s in it?

Archeron

swiss wrote:

Why is 'monosyllabic' such a big word?

same thing applies for abbreviation.

Talliesin

But not for abbr

Rhyme

Why is the abbreviation for World Wide Web (WWW) longer to say than the full version.

homah_7ft

Because it's typed more often than it's spoken.

hullaballoo

homah_7ft wrote:

Because it's typed more often than it's spoken.

Getting into the spirit of TCN.

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

homah_7ft

I felt like a change.

biko

Why do you say "drink like a fish" when fish don't actually drink the water? Or do they?

If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and corn oil from corn- what is baby oil made from?

Rhyme

Deleted User wrote:

If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and corn oil from corn- what is baby oil made from?

Shhh...

singingstranger

Why was Larry so happy, and who decided that he was fit for use in a simile?

Exactly how many roads must a man walk down before he realises he's going in the wrong direction?

Blush_01

What's black and white and lives in a tree?

Blush_01

Blush_01 wrote:

What's black and white and lives in a tree?

A very confused panda?

kittenkiller

Who was the cruel person that christened it 'stammer'?

Alter-Ego

Its always the last place you look......well duuuh.

Alter-Ego

That wasnt really on topic, i know, but i'm at a loose end.....em looser than a.....eh....a hookers Bra Strap!!

Archeron

Rhyme wrote:

Why is the abbreviation for World Wide Web (WWW) longer to say than the full version.

unless you say weh weh weh, which I do. Randomly. At strangers on buses.

amp

How many birds in the hand do you need in order to get a bush?

Rhyme

Depends on the quality of bird feather and consistency of the bush... oh wait... i see

Rhyme

Rhyme wrote:

Depends on the quality of bird feather and consistency of the bush... oh wait... i see

Hah.

I'm just going to copy and paste a load of crazythoughts .. mm.. sex.

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

Blush_01

I'm waiting for my laptop battery to die so I can leave the room. Need a dysfunctional alphabet. Any spares?

When did we all get so old? (Go on...)

Amp - just the one will do.

pantar_dubh

Tintinnabulation sounds my laptop battery alarm. Find a plug fast!