New 10 commandments - what should they be?

simu

Well, pretend you're God. You've got yourself a Moses the second on a hill awaiting the clay tablets - what will your new commandments be?

Pherekydes

Same as the old ones...

super_furry

"Be excellant unto each other!"

johnp

super_furry wrote:

"Be excellant unto each other!"

Dirk Gently

1 Thou shall not have inequality

2 Thou shall not blindly follow religion

3 Thou must use your own mind in a rational and logical manner

4 Thou shall not start pre emptive wars with made up evidence

5 Thou shall not use my name in vein or in allegiance to rightwing political parties; I am not a neo con.

6 Thou shall embrace science and reject blind faith, if I want you to believe in me I will show myself and stop playing games with all you feeble humans.

7 Thou shouldn't believe everything in the bible, I didn’t write it and those that did were taking the piss. There are four cakes.

8 Thou shall leave the toilet seat up for men’s convenience

9 Thou shall have the right to watch the match and have a pint in peace

10 Thou shall not force your beliefs on others and you will respect other people’s freedom from your illogical beliefs, you will follow out my commandments even though I don’t exist

11 Thanks for the fish will allow clown bag into the soccer forum. There are still only ten commandments but the 11th is the most important. Do not question my wisdom, it is forbidden.

Gandhi

1. Don't drive slow in the passing lane.

...that's about it.

Sleepy

1. Do no harm
2. Ehm, that's it really...

amazingemmet

Too late the illuminati already have them. linkage

Dave!

clown bag wrote:

1 Thou shall not have inequality

2 Thou shall not blindly follow religion

3 Thou must use your own mind in a rational and logical manner

4 Thou shall not start pre emptive wars with made up evidence

5 Thou shall not use my name in vein or in allegiance to rightwing political parties; I am not a neo con.

6 Thou shall embrace science and reject blind faith, if I want you to believe in me I will show myself and stop playing games with all you feeble humans.

7 Thou shouldn't believe everything in the bible, I didn’t write it and those that did were taking the piss.

8 Thou shall leave the toilet seat up for men’s convenience

9 Thou shall have the right to watch the match and have a pint in peace

10 Thou shall not force your beliefs on others and you will respect other people’s freedom from your illogical beliefs, you will follow out my commandments even though I don’t exist

11 Thanks for the fish will allow clown bag into the soccer forum. There are still only ten commandments but the 11th is the most important. Do not question my wisdom, it is forbidden.

seconded

tintinr35

simu wrote:

Well, pretend you're God.

i dont have to :eek:

blu_sonic

well were going to have a problem there can only be one. Now care to step out side?

ps. TCN?

Ag marbh

1. Thou shall burn America
2. Thou shall destroy Capitalism
3. Thou should not fall for religion

Pighead

1/ Thou shall refrain from using that fcuking green smiley.

Hagar

1. Read the charter.
2. Don't post links, I have other links to contradict them.
3. Don't feed the troll.
4. Attack the post not the poster.
5. Don't use textspeak, ever.
6. Give the noobs a break.
7. LOL frequently, it's good for you.
8. Respect the mods.
9. Don't capitalize every word.
10. Learn to spell.

takola

Pighead wrote:

1/ Thou shall refrain from using that fcuking green smiley.

ROFL

bringitdown

1. Bring me beer.
2. Bring me wenches ... saucy ones.
3. Stop fighting and get drunk.
4. More water.
...

The Yipper

1. Thou shalt not listen to thy MP3 player on the Luas at Volume 200+ and then scream into your mobile phone when it rings(vibrates) you ignorant squat bleached scumbag bint.:mad:

2. Thou shalt not slag off others without reason:rolleyes:

Amen!

chamlis

Well, I like the Satanist's stance on respect where respect is due. You cannot enter another man's house unless invited. You show ultimate respect when you are there. If you cannot, you leave politely. When you invite another man into your house, you have ultimate authority provided your guests are well treated and cared for. When in open territory with an enemy.....anything goes.

mikedragon32

1) Thou shalt not approach a roundabout without knowing how to signal properly on it
2) Thou shalt not hog the overtaking lane
3) Useth the indicators I have given unto thee (especially you in the Volvo)
4) Thou shalt not "Crooze" in thine ****ty Micra/Civic/whatever, with stupid spoilers and terrible ICE, purely because thou thinketh that it doth look cool.
5) Balance thine headlights
6) Thou shalt not wear sports kit unless thou are going to a sporting event.
7) Thou shalt not wear Celtic jerseys to Irish rugby matches
8) If thou doth take the Dart to/from school, sit down and shuteth the f**k up. I careth not how many friends thou doth have on Bebo
9) Thou shalt not use public transport as thine makeup studio
10) Useth thine mobile phone on public transport if thou must, but remembereth this, nobody else careth about thine day or that thou are now in Killiney and will be there in 5 minutes, so there is no need to broadcast it to everyone.

Tar.Aldarion

Thou shalt listen to metal and thou shalt like it.
Thou shalt do no harm(to anything).
Thou shalt be easy.
Thou shalt not play mind games.
Thou shalt bow before Bill Steer.
Thou shalt say what the **** thou means.
Thou shalt bestow avril lavigne upon me.
Thou shalt worship classical music.
Thou shalt obey these silly rules or I'll send you to make fire land of doom.
Thou shalt like them apples.

impr0v

1. Play nice
1(i) All necessary, consequential and incidental regulations pursuant to this commandment can be made by the minister for justice, and thou hast better obey.

Capt'n Midnight

today it seems to be

1/ Thou shalt not get caught.
2/ Thou shalt use any means to avoid punishment
3/ Thou mayest break any commandments if the advantage is greater than the risk of punishment

toiletduck

Thou shalt not spam

Dave

Thou shalt not use the number 2 for the word to or too.
Thou shalt not write the word "the" as "da"

I could go on...