Have you ever.

sunzz

taken a dump in a public establishment only to reach for some toilet roll..............oh wait there seems to be none left. :eek:

Dooom

Just use your hand/sleeve.

Heyes

Spike wrote:

Just use your hand/sleeve.

UUUHH

Thomas_S_Hunterson

The door and walls work just as well. You can use the corner of the door to get right up...

Dont be at yourself

I just use my socks and throw in them in the bin.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

I usually check is there bog paper first....
Problem solved!

Dooom

NekkidBibleMan wrote:

I just use my socks and throw in them in the bin.

They'd still be good for a few days after that, no need to bin them straight away.

byte

ROFL!

Personally, I check to make sure there is sufficient bogroll, and that the bowl isn't overloaded by previous users!

L31mr0d

Eh... what about the ol shuffle to the adjacent cubicle and get some? If the coast is clear of course, pants up just enough so as not to touch cloth .

Do what they do in the army if you see that last single sheet attached to the cardboard roll. Tear out a small circle in the middle of the sheet, keep that little piece of paper, put your finger through the hole and proceed to rim the area, then use the piece left over to clean under the nail... sick of course, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

On the topic, what is the bare minimum sheets that you would need. If there was 5 on the roll would ya chance it.

Dont be at yourself

On the topic, what is the bare minimum sheets that you would need. If there was 5 on the roll would ya chance it.

I'd have to get out the auld camera phone to do a bit of a survey before deciding.

I'll go now.

Dooom

Do what they do in the army if you see that last single sheet attached to the cardboard roll. Tear out a small circle in the middle of the sheet, keep that little piece of paper, put your finger through the hole and proceed to rim the area, then use the piece left over to clean under the nail... sick of course, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

Jesus..could you not just go without?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

You could use the sink as a bidet and dry your ass in the hand dryer!!!!

Problem solved - again!!!

qz

I rarely poo in public toilets, so I don't have to worry about running out of bogroll.

KTRIC

If i have to sh!t in a public toilet I like to use the fancy ones in Brown Thomas

Blisterman

Lift up the toilet seat, and use the flush as a bidet.

Note: I have never done this.

N90user

Sureeeeee........ dont muslims use their hands and lick it off (extremists)

eww

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Some toilets have toilet brushes in the cubicles... you could use that!

are you posting from a toilet?

N90user

yeah on me laptop takin a crap while eating a wibbly wobbly wonder:rolleyes:

meowCat

I always carry tissues in my hand bag.

And sometimes, if it's very busy, you cannot be that picky refusing to use it just because there's no toilet paper.

BigWilly

NekkidBibleMan wrote:

I just use my socks and throw in them in the bin.

Was just about to add this. haha. Good aul socks. I'd rather be walking around sockless then be smelling like poo

Ruu_Old

Check first, simple as that

N90user

Ruu thats all we needed to know Legend answer thread closed mwahahaha

Ruu_Old

/close internet tbh

N90user

/close door

The Bollox

L31mr0d wrote:

On the topic, what is the bare minimum sheets that you would need. If there was 5 on the roll would ya chance it.

you only use one sheet at a time? I use a good few, also you left out the variable which is the padding (or whatever the general term is for it) the paper you put in the john before popping a squat, to reduce splashing

Zapp Brannigan

Has happened to me in Blanchardstown Library.
I was studying when I felt the call of nature, so I headed on down to the toilets. After I did my business I turned my head to see just a cardboard cylinder, it was horrible!! I didn't know what to do. So I considered upping trou and legging it into the other toilet but I didnt wanna get poo on my school trousers (plus I had more work to do) so after a few minutes of frantic thinking I looked on the ground and saw a packet of tissues!
I was saved!!

N90user

Slurms wrote:

Has happened to me in Blanchardstown Library.
I was studying when I felt the call of nature, so I headed on down to the toilets. After I did my business I turned my head to see just a cardboard cylinder, it was horrible!! I didn't know what to do. So I considered upping trou and legging it into the other toilet but I didnt wanna get poo on my school trousers (plus I had more work to do) so after a few minutes of frantic thinking I looked on the ground and saw a packet of tissues!
I was saved!!

Good god!

p.pete

Stranded
Stranded
Stranded on a toilet bowl
Stranded
Stranded
Stranded on a toilet bowl
What do you do when you're stranded
And there ain't nothing on the roll?
To prove you're a man
You must wipe it with your hand
Stranded
Stranded on a toilet bowl !

Dooom

If you composed that while on a toilet, or indeed used your hand, I take my hat off to you sir.

I will not, however, shake your hand. Ever.

chrismon

N90user wrote:

yeah on me laptop takin a crap while eating a wibbly wobbly wonder:rolleyes:

gota love wireless

projectmayhem

i've yet to take a dump in a public toilet....

Heyes

N90user wrote:

Sureeeeee........ dont muslims use their hands and lick it off (extremists)

eww

Why do you think chineese men have a long baby finger nail..... i ll let you think on that one... its ikey

The Gnome

Could be far worse than a lack of toilet roll. You could be in the Jervis Street Centre and reach the roll only to find a nice used syringe.

First and last time I'll be going in there.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

The Gnome wrote:

You could be in the Jervis Street Centre and reach the roll only to find a nice used syringe.

Oh crap... that actually happened???

Thats some scary sh!t...

L31mr0d

for the people that say they never use public toilets... wtf? If you're going transatlantic, make a few connections... you're going to have to use the aul Winston Churchill at some point. I'm sorry but i'm a man of averages, and on average, i'm not going to contract some disease from donating a few pounds to the irish coastline, and anyway everything in a toilet is filmed in fecal material. You go into wash your hands, and use the handle of the door to get out... guess what its covered in?

Myself personally i always use the disabled toilets, they see less traffic, and apart from the sanitary towel bin in the corner they are like a little office. Arm rest, padded back, and always an extra few rolls of toilet paper (i think thats where they store it in some places) Have to say i've never been in one when an actual disabled person needed to use it. Law of averages again.

Dooom

donating a few pounds to the irish coastline

Best metaphor ever.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

L31mr0d wrote:

and anyway everything in a toilet is filmed in fecal material. You go into wash your hands, and use the handle of the door to get out... guess what its covered in?

I was a lot happier before you mentioned that...