Slagging Matches with Mesenger

pisslips

Heres a chat that just slowly warped into something strange and wonderful, full of rhyming obsceneties...
i.e.


Ysays: emoticon shmoticon
X says: blue blue rather than you
Ysays: wire fence, tense like frayed cabbage in the storm
X says: 45 times over a microdisectimy and placed my hand near the cable..... love love me do
X says: ehhhh...wait now emm..
X says: not for you
X says: you smell like poo
Y says: seldom passed, often forgotten, the lonely bird grew old and rotten
X says: with hair like a ewe
Y says: Touch and I'll sue
X says: fat and short long and hairy my testicles are very scary
Y says: ahhaaa:|
X says: eat the dirt grow some grass, just because men come in your ass
X says: blow your trumpet play your pipe, your the male version of a dyke
Y says: Bite the cushoin, rape the whore, I pumped your ass and made it sore
X says: turn the table kick the goat men shoves cocks down your throat
Y says: You may fell sore, you may feel sick but you'll open your puss and gag on my prick
X says: broken nose shattered bones you had sex with all the wolfe tones
Y says: John be nimble, John be Quick or else I'll screw you with a candle stick
X says: you may be short you may be thick but i shoved a dildo down your dick
Y says: Last night you came to the familiar pound,"round round baby round round", God , I love that sound
X says: the other day you went to the shop, while i ****ed your mom and shot my load on your pop
Y says: oh, you went there
X says: booo yea
Y says: I knifed your cat, I ****ed your sister but I'll always regret this ****in blister
X says: the cat is gone my sister sore... but i gave my sister that blister the ****in whore
Y says: whore she is , a whore she'll stay but it can never be said that she's not a good lay
X says: good lay she may be.. a sister forever.. but i ****ed up your mom with a belt made of leather
Y says: My mom got straddled my dad was pumped, my por self paddled and then softly romped
Y says: ahem..poor
X says: that was ****
Y says: That was the ****
Y says: I think we could make a book of insult prose
X says: your rhymes are slack your spelling worse i ****ed her so hard i made your sweet granny curse
Y says: My siblings you screwed , my family ****ed, but as for sweet granny, your out of luck.
Y says: If necraphelias your thing, then let ye sing

BuffyBot

How about:

No one cares about it, because it's a heap of steaming shit

pisslips

This makes sense, but ye know stufff.......

Faith

Riiight... Why did you feel that we'd care?

Rhyme

My stomach hurts

pisslips

Caring is important now?
Call it mental diarrhoea, call it woman's intuision, i just knew.

DEmeant0r

he is both!

aidan_walsh

Get a Bebo account. They lap this **** up.

pisslips

Senritsu wrote:

he is both!

I suspected as much but it turns out it's not myself or I, So ye I really have a friend called ehh...x i think.

tman

funny that you would post this, seeing as X clearly trounced you:p

pisslips

Its about the sibilance clearly.

tman

are you throwing down the gauntlet?

Rhyme

To the THUNDERDOOoooommmeeee

blu_sonic

wow what a pointless post, Cookoos nest anyone? really what descussion are you expecting? wow you "pwned" them!!!

Mexicola

Well considering the OP's a woman calling herself 'pisslips'.... very scary indeed. Issues abound methinks...

super_furry

I want my 30 seconds back.