Whats in front of you ??

KTRIC

Just a bit bored in work and thought this would be an interesting thread. Whats on your computer desk in front of you (apart from your pc!!) ?.

So here goes.

Slimfast bar wrapper
Creative Zen Micro
My tea mug
2 pieces of fruit
Motorbike helmet
Noboclene Plus

mike65

A letter from the HSE, my phone, glasses, and a duster!

Mike.

Creamy Goodness

phone
guitar tuner
cd's
reciepts
guitar string envelopes
mag lite
pen & marker
coppers with the grand total of 20c
bowl of plectrums.
capo

Creature

Glasses, phone, pint glass, floppy disk, TV remote and a bottle of beer(empty ).

Scraggs

well I'm in bed...so a laptop, purple LuLu Guinness duvet, white sheets, my mobile and a 'my little pony' teddy

SoupyNorman

Mr sheen, phone, g/f's contacts, half eaten packet of Dunnes Stores Chocolate Chip Cookies:
Ingredients-wheatflour, vegetable oil, sugar, chocolate chips (14%), partially refined sugar syrup, dried whey, raising agents, disodium diphosphate, sodium carbonate, ammonium carbonates, salt, emulsifier, soya lecithin.

Fast_Mover

four pens
telephone
my mobile
letter
pair of earrings
blank cds
cup of tea
an a wrapper off a viscount biscuit
my digital camera
my digital camera cables

Rb

Two phones
Tv
Ps2
Mug
Wallet
Few random CDs

qz

house phone
mobile
glass of coke
camera
tissue
flower + vase
my sister's art
top of a usb key

Rhyme

Tea, Die Hard dvd, a fork, 3 sets of earphones, empty ink cartridge, felt pen, my feet and some sparkly stickers.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Scraggs wrote:

well I'm in bed...so a laptop, purple LuLu Guinness duvet, white sheets, my mobile and a 'my little pony' teddy

in bed on t'internet...?

Luxury i tells ya!!!

well empty bottle of coke and chocolate muffin wrapper (Damn it if im stayin in on a saturday night im ODing on sugar)

Dooom

K-TRIC wrote:

Noboclene Plus

Roffle, first time I pronounced it, it sounded like "Knob-o-clean". Ahem.

As for me, I've got a bottle of water, various empy boxes of cigarettes, 2 full boxes of cigarettes, an ashtray, lighter, cigars, a few letters, phone headset and way too many discs/games.
Oh, and some toothpics. And two Power Ranger toys (both Megazords).

ntlbell

A thread that's been created many times before....

Eventually reading after hours will be like one long day of deja vou

DEmeant0r

a wall
2 speakers
calculator
pen
study material(damn you exams!)
headphones
a lot of cd,dvds and games

Dooom

ntlbell my friend, you seem a bit pessimistic. Seems to me like you need some enlightenment. And it just so happens the Raiserites (see link in sig and other thread in AH) are looking for a few more volunteers to join the ranks.

Check it out, you'll be glad you did.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Spike wrote:

Roffle, first time I pronounced it, it sounded like "Knob-o-clean".

Maybe thats what it is.....?

KTRIC

ntlbell wrote:

A thread that's been created many times before....

Eventually reading after hours will be like one long day of deja vou

you forgot to provide 2 links and point out all the spelling mistakes :rolleyes:

tman

in work at the moment, so;
a big pile of taxi reciepts (i get to claim €5 back off each one as expenses... takes fecking ages to prepare the expenses form though)
empty mug... time for another cuppa methinks.
A4 refill pad that i rarely use (so much handier to open notepad and type notes into that)
mobile phone
iPod (with the undertones blaring out ^_^)
comput0r

my desk at home is chock full of crap at the moment. apart from blank dvds, i can't think of anything useful on it...

Ruu_Old

phone, digital camera, packet of chewing gum, a stack of computer hardware receipts, malteasers packet (empty)

KTRIC

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Maybe thats what it is.....?

I'd show you a pic of the can , but I can't get the

ntlbell

K-TRIC wrote:

you forgot to provide 2 links and point out all the spelling mistakes :rolleyes:

I would have, but I was busy wondering if I was many or the few....

Hail 2 Da Chimp

K-TRIC wrote:

I'd show you a pic of the can , but I can't get the

Ya im still struggling with all those tags things D'oh!!! but i can use the quotes ones now

paconnors

of my desk 2 computers, 1 in front and 1 on my right, a telephone, a credit card verifyer, and a call credit machiene. oh i nearly forgot a btl of water

byte

Marlboro Lights, ESB Bill, ashtray, lighter, spindle of DVDR's, Sky remote, bottle opener, and a bottle of Bergadler Pils.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Hey tman on that last.fm link you got, is there any way to listen to the full tracks on it or does ya gotta pay?

tman

K-TRIC wrote:

I'd show you a pic of the can , but I can't get the

img tags won't work in afterhours. they've been disabled

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Hey tman on that last.fm link you got, is there any way to listen to the full tracks on it or does ya gotta pay?

you've gotta pay for them as far as i know

Dizzyblabla

phone,
headset,
foolscap
pens
2 empty bottles of water
bottle of diet coke
cat mobile phone holder
mobile phone
phone
ring binders
books
empty pizza box
empty packet of popcorn with an eaten apple in it (can you tell I just had my dinner?)
box of benson and hedges
a lighter
some coins
the lotto ticket that didn't win me anything
newspaper
nail files...

good lord my desk is a mess!!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

tman wrote:

you've gotta pay for them as far as i know

D'oh!!!!

Cheers any way!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Dizzyblabla wrote:

phone,
headset,
foolscap
pens
2 empty bottles of water
bottle of diet coke
cat mobile phone holder
mobile phone
phone
ring binders
books
empty pizza box
empty packet of popcorn with an eaten apple in it (can you tell I just had my dinner?)
box of benson and hedges
a lighter
some coins
the lotto ticket that didn't win me anything
newspaper
nail files...

good lord my desk is a mess!!

Damn it i hate exams SOOO much!!! AAAHHHHHHHH :mad:

Blowfish

I'm in bed aswell so the laptop, duvet, phone, a pen, 90c in change and my large furry cat.

Naos

Half pint of Water.
Phone.
3 buttered cream crackers.
Pink and white Wafer mallow thing.
Guitar Capo.
4 euro.
Kasabian CD.
Some invoices + paperhole puncher.
Sony mp3 player.
A Plant.

melekalikimaka

3 cameras, a cracked open se t630, my own phone, a tv, my amp/cd player/equaliser,web cam,dirty sanchez boxset,lots of creme egg wrappers and a sh1t load of college notes to be learnt off

kaimera

Little squirrel.
External hdd.
Stained coffee mug.
Phone card.
Toast crumbs.

I won't start on the desk to my immediate right :-/

Agamemnon

Can of Bud, greasy chips from Salmonella Chipper, box of 20 B&H, remote control, my whole life.

kc66

Refill pad
1/2 cup of water
mobile phone
extra chewing gum
2 phones
whiteboard covered in IP addresses and squiggly lines
tom jones free cd from the star (dont know where that came from... honestly)
half a moro bar

delly

agamemnon wrote:

greasy chips from Salmonella Chipper

mmmm, greasy chips. Add some buttered bread to that and i'd be in Homer Simpson mode

OTliddy

All this is on my desk about 1mx60cm:

Microphone
Laptop+essential leads
Unessential, unplugged leads, like external hard drive, joystick and USB-phone.
PC games
Vicegrips
Pliers
Permanent marker
Maintainence spray
Bicycle lock
Map of Galway
Light
Bicycle pump
Several sheets of paper
Calculator
Pencil case
Lots of bits of rubbish

I would tidy, but it would return to it's original state within minutes
edit>don't get any naughty ideas with the maintainence spray, vicegrips and bicycle lock, especially with my hard drive

Tar.Aldarion

Hmm a lot.
My laptop, keys, wallet, bottle of brown sauce, mp3 player two and a half empty 2 litre bottles of coke, empty packet of biscuits,remote for my laptop, oh there is the mouse, few cds scattered round and yes, there is HL2. Few cups, newspapers and a few pairs of cons.

MrSinn

A big pair of t>>s on a pretty good porn site:)

Agamemnon

delly wrote:

mmmm, greasy chips. Add some buttered bread to that and i'd be in Homer Simpson mode

You're a genius! I'm going to do that right now! Who would have thought boards.ie would be such a valuable resource for drunken snacking?

*****************Centenary Post! I feel so special!!!*****************

DEmeant0r

jaysus tar, don't ya know coke is worse than smoking well atleast it's more addictive imo

Tar.Aldarion

Shuup, it's practically the only unhealthy thing i take into my well toned body!

aidan_dunne

Blowfish wrote:

I'm in bed aswell so the laptop, duvet, phone, a pen, 90c in change and my large furry cat.

Hang on, let me get this straight. You've got a big, hairy pussy beside you in the bed and yet you're still on the internet! :eek: Christ, and I thought I was a nerd! I think you need to get your priorities straight, man, because, I tell you, if I had a pussy in bed with me I sure as hell wouldn't be on the internet, if you get my drift!









And yes, yes, before anyone says it, I do know what he was talking about to begin with. Just thought I'd let my dirty, innuendo-filled mind run wild for a moment! Sometimes I just can't help myself, you see!

rsta

my feet..

ChityWest

a laptop + the internet

Gazza22

Laptop....

Blue wall....

...A long hard day, after getting no sleep tonight

Lump

2 Acer 17 Inch LCD's, 2 JBL Speakers, 1 Sony Surround sound Speaker, Telephone, Wallet, Glasses case, Pen, Printer, A4 Paper, Nokia 3650, Keys with 1 Gigi Memory stick attached, BBC ID card, Lip Balm stuff, Pint glass with very little water in it, a wall, A futurama poster on said wall.

John

**Timbuk2**

TransFlash™ SD Adapter
A Saitek ST90 Joystick (For use in Flight Simulator 2004)
A Pencil, A Pen

Matthewthebig

computer
tv remote
cds
phone
empty bowl
bowl with chili sauce
photos of me
book
HDD

pants on fire

a mouse pad and some string

Dave!

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

in bed on t'internet...?

Luxury i tells ya!!!

In my day......!!!

I've got...

a bottle of water
remote control
job advertisement
speakers
wires
screwdriver
pen
piece torn from newspaper
microphone
my old phone
digital camera
guitar capo