Gender Confused Oysters

KnifeWRENCH

apparently,oysters change sex depending on the temperature of water around them............:eek:
Just imagine morphing into a chick (or a dude) when it gets a little warmer (or colder).:eek: :eek:
Your thoughts please........

simu

It's the one known cure for spots on one's willeh.

Demetrius

I know people who can morph into, not chicks, but other animals when the temperature is right. It has to be hot though.

Banphrionsa

Temperature or chemistry?

Demetrius

Temperature often has an effect on chemistry. Can speed up or hinder reactions. Has to be right for everything to happen smoothly. Catylsts may also need to be used.

Banphrionsa

Dopamine?

Demetrius

In your case

Sarky

Pff, chemistry is the easy way out for people who can't understand atomic and quantum physics...

Nevyn

Frogs do it, if there are too many of one genders some of them switch.

Banphrionsa

Sexual oyster morphing? Is this why eating oysters is suggested to enhance sexual desire in humans? Aphrodisiac?

Sarky

I think it's because after watching a bunch of half-dead molluscs writhing in pain from the lemon juice and then eating them, just about ANYTHING would be sexy by comparison.

Or there's some sort of subconscious vore thing going on, in which case anyone who considers oysters an aphrodisiac should be shot in the arms and then tied up with flaming ropes.

Demetrius

Banphrionsa wrote:

Sexual oyster morphing? Is this why eating oysters is suggested to enhance sexual desire in humans? Aphrodisiac?

It may very well be. Though there are supposed to be a wide range of aphrodisiacs. They can range from chocolate to coffee to certain types of fruit. Alcohol in some people can be a factor. The important thing is experimentation and see what does it for you.

Banphrionsa

There might be utility in constructing a scale that establishes the relative effects of certain organic and inorganic substances in terms of influencing human sexual behaviour; i.e., showing the relative position of morphing oysters to other substances in producing this effect?

Demetrius

A correlation could be found. It would almost certainly be linear in nature

Banphrionsa

Perhaps curvilinear for foxes and panthers?

Banphrionsa

Especially if they morph into humans?

Demetrius

I think Id like to morph into an oyster. It might be interesting. Or even a clam. A largish clam. But would i be safe? Theyre supposed to be endangered

Demetrius

I think Id like to morph into an oyster. It might be interesting. Or even a clam. A largish clam. But would i be safe? Theyre supposed to be endangered and theres no telling who theyll meet (this has to be the slowest connection ever)

Banphrionsa

Morph into a oyster or a clam? Me? A mermaid. But don't they eat clams?

Demetrius

Unfortunately thats the way of Mother Nature. These female archetypes are always conspiring against the male. Better to be consumed than being the last in existence

Banphrionsa

But wouldn't he then become a part of her?

KnifeWRENCH

Demetrius wrote:

I think Id like to morph into an oyster. It might be interesting. Or even a clam. A largish clam. But would i be safe? Theyre supposed to be endangered and theres no telling who theyll meet (this has to be the slowest connection ever)

what about a prawn?....a giant,sexy prawn..........oh,YEAH!!!
oh,and i found this list of aphrodaesiacs...in comparison,oysters are definetly sexier.Look away if u are easily grossed out:

Live monkey brains (malaysia)
dolphins testicles (japan)
chicken testicles(taiwan)
menstrual blood (18th C Germany)
toad excrement (18th C France)
penis and scrotum of a vanquished enemy warrior (Brazilian tribe,19th C)
lion testicles or arsenic (regency london)
pigeon dung (medieval england)
oh,and hitler had his doctor inject animal hormones from crushed genitalia....

Demetrius

square_igloo wrote:

oh,and hitler had his doctor inject animal hormones from crushed genitalia....

Dont think it worked for him, in that regard. Dont think that would work for anybody really. Crosses legs

Tree

one way to find out...

Banphrionsa

Demetrius wrote:

Dont think it worked for him, in that regard. Dont think that would work for anybody really. Crosses legs

Didn't Sir Arthur Conan Doyle write a Sherlock Holmes story about a researcher who dosed himself with some animal's parts to make him more virile, so that he could date an younger girl? I think it drove him mad? Then again, maybe it was the younger girl?

Demetrius

He must not have been able to keep up.

Capt'n Midnight

You want to confuse an oyster ?
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/what-lurks-beneath--fleshsucking-sex-fiends/2006/01/20/1137734154394.html

Crocodile eggs also switch sex depending on the temperature, but they don't switch back later.

Some fish change sex midlife.

Black Swan

Demetrius wrote:

He must not have been able to keep up.

Like maybe she could kick you, to get you jump started?:p

Demetrius

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Like maybe she could kick you, to get you jump started?:p

Jump-start me? My starter is working fine, thank you.

Nevyn

Sarky wrote:

I think it's because after watching a bunch of half-dead molluscs writhing in pain from the lemon juice and then eating them,

Rwar!!!!

Sarky wrote:

Or there's some sort of subconscious vore thing going on, in which case anyone who considers oysters an aphrodisiac should be shot in the arms and then tied up with flaming ropes.

Don't mock what you clearly don't understand there are many types of
Vore sexualilty.

Banphrionsa

Thaedydal wrote:

Don't mock what you clearly don't understand there are many types of
Vore sexualilty.

And if you believe something to be real, it will be real in its consequences (W.I. Thomas).:D

Nevyn

http://www.voraphile.com/whatis/