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There'll be no boats off the island today...

  • 07-04-2006 08:29PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭


    What'll we do?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    You bleedin French & your one-track-minds!
    I'll bleedin bait ye for going near my daughter!


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    Aucuns bateaux outre de l'île aujourd'hui. Au lieu de cela, nous devrions passer à boards.ie et perdre une certaine heure jusqu'à ce que le prochain bateau vienne


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ah, Kerreegolt! You have zees een Ireland too?

    /me perves at lovely Irish girls


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Black hole sun


    Try swiming, its quite relaxing if you ignore the sharks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    /me looks about for drift wood to start a fire and sizes up who to eat first....


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    As we finish eating sarky I calmly remind everbody we could have made a boat with the wood but we made the right choice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Mais oui!

    Now there's a little Sarky inside all of you.

    naughty.gif

    /me smokes an after cigarette


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭singingstranger


    Swim. That's what we'll do.

    (lockage? :p)


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mmmm butter


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,681 ✭✭✭Chong


    Old Man: No boats off the island today!
    Woman: Aw No!
    French Bloke: Muhahahahaha!
    Old Man: Indeed Frenchie I will get the old camcorder and the coke.
    Woman: What for?
    French Bloke: Muhahahaha!
    Old Man: There for us , we are goign to ravage each others @rse's all day.
    Woman: I see, but you forgot the Kerrygold.
    Old Man: Sh!t , I knew I forgot the lube.
    French Bloke: Muhahahaha.


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  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Willem D wrote:
    Old Man: No boats off the island today!
    Woman: Aw No!
    French Bloke: Muhahahahaha!
    Old Man: Indeed Frenchie I will get the old camcorder and the coke.
    Woman: What for?
    French Bloke: Muhahahaha!
    Old Man: There for us , we are goign to ravage each others @rse's all day.
    Woman: I see, but you forgot the Kerrygold.
    Old Man: Sh!t , I knew I forgot the lube.
    French Bloke: Muhahahaha.

    Thats why I'm never going to the Aran Islands!


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    Lost is on tonight :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Who's bringing the haaaars, though?


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mmm the taste of a Kerrymaid ..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    well if there's any chance of making sarky and tar have sex,
    we're going to need to go on a serious drunk...

    /pokes frenchy to break out the vino


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Would you?

    To me?

    The Kerrygold?

    :)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I am imagiing then ad with you and simu in it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Is that all you Sligo fellahs think about?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Sometimes I think getting off my ass.
    But no, I refrain and it is back to the ad, corkified.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    There are videos and dvds available of us "enjoying Kerrygold". ;)


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    June 23rd is my birthday (:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    ^^^ nesf haxoring my account there.

    Now, Tar, I mean Mademoiselle Aldarion...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Tar is very confused as to who he is talking to and when.
    I must be having too little Kerrygold, what's a girl to do. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    I coat those dvds in Kerrygold before mailing them to the many devout "hot buttah" fans that subscribe to my newsletter. It's the little touches that make the difference...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    nesf is posting as simu and vice versa itt!

    zomg!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    My poor sligo mind that was moulded by W.B. Yeats himself can barely handle the volume of information.

    /Me covers self in butter and watches a dvd.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    I love a man covered in smooth creamy "butter"....

    Is this simu or nesf?

    Do you feel lucky?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    I love a man covered in smooth creamy "butter"....

    Is this simu or nesf?

    Do you feel lucky?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Ah, a lucky dip.
    Lucky, I don't know what I would have done if I had to choose.

    /me places teabags in key areas.


    How much do you love tea guys?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Who cares? They're both hot sexx0rz.


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