Abducted posts

jsr

The post people make it the Cuckoo’s nest do not go to a persons post count and I for one want to know what happens to them. Are they mistreated, just flung out of the nest to fend for themselves or used in some sinister plot? Do they toil in sweat shops or down mines? What assurances, if any, are we given that our abducted posts will come to no harm? Who is responsible for them?
What do other nest dwellers think happens to the posts and for what end.

Help set my troubled mind at ease.

Demetrius

I thought they counted. If not Ill be very angry. My sensitive creative process that goes into shaping each and every of my words takes alot out of me. I shall not post again for 5 days after this. Whew!

jsr

Your efforts have been in vain my friend. You may begin weeping into your pillow

singingstranger

Amp (in the Charter) wrote:

3. No Post Count

The TCN contains no sugar, fat, carbs or post count increases. Post all you like but your post count will remain the same. It will help you lose weight if you also eat less crap and excercise more.

Them's the rules.

jsr

Yes but I want to know what happens to them? Are they killed, is boards taking part in a huge uncounted post genocide? What do you think happens to the the poor little beggers when they are not put up on yuor post count

Capt'n Midnight

++postcount

Capt'n Midnight

++postcount.

Capt'n Midnight

++postcount..

Capt'n Midnight

++postcount....

Capt'n Midnight

++postcount.....

Capt'n Midnight

jsr wrote:

Yes but I want to know what happens to them? Are they killed, is boards taking part in a huge uncounted post genocide? What do you think happens to the the poor little beggers when they are not put up on yuor post count

They are imaginary numbers at right angles to the number line, square root of -1 and all that

Posts: 86 + 6i

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imaginary_number

Despite their name, imaginary numbers are just as "real" as real numbers.

eleventeen is my favorite maginary number

Rhyme

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

++postcount.....

postcount+1

kittenkiller

They're round at my place right now!
They go & visit the contributors to TCN every now & then just to say "Hi" & such & to make sure we're all ok.

Have they not been round to yours?
You would've seen them, they travel in a vw van painted all stripes & polkadots with feathers around the mudguards.
Tis a pretty funky vehicle!

If they haven't already been round it must be because they don't particularly like you.
Try being nicer to them in future.

jsr

But they say things about me in the dark corners of my mind I know they do

Banphrionsa

Demetrius wrote:

I thought they counted. If not Ill be very angry. My sensitive creative process that goes into shaping each and every of my words takes alot out of me. I shall not post again for 5 days after this. Whew!

They are sent to the Fox Constellation in cyberspace.

koneko

They're sent to Ecuador to make straw hats for the people who feel bad that their post count isn't going up. OMG VICIOUS CIRCLE

The solution is to buy a straw hat.

homah_7ft

I'm afraid that all these posts count for nothing and like our souls are doomed to be extinguished.

sanncoo

homah_7ft wrote:

I'm afraid that all these posts count for nothing and like our souls are doomed to be extinguished.

\o/

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

**Timbuk2**

int.parse(my::currentpostcount) * = 2

homah_7ft

Hehe sorry sanncoo.