haha pwn'd a kid

azezil

Went into some toy store yesterday evening to buy some Yu-Gi-Oh cards, a little kid in front of me, he was like 6 or 7, asked "how much for one pack" "€3" the store clerk replied, so took out his little purse and counted it out in small change.

I was up next, "Yu-Gi-Oh cards, eh one of each" hands over 6 packs, the little kid looks up at me with puppy dog eyes and I gave a sarcastic HAhaha!... he cried, good times!

connundrum

I've heard its warm..... in hell!

Beruthiel

you're going to hell Az

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connundrum
ya got there before me!

Kiera

You big fat meany!

jcoote

are u actually boasting about buyin yu-gi-oh cards???

your not goin to hell cos the devil won't let ya in...its limbo for u and your cards

heard its not that bad,but its not that good either

I want 30 seconds of my life back.

La Cucaracha

thats hilarious! you'r buyin yu gi oh cards and what age are you?

Beruthiel

La Cucaracha wrote:

thats hilarious! you'r buyin yu gi oh cards and what age are you?

twentysomething going on five

connundrum

jcoote wrote:

are u actually boasting about buyin yu-gi-oh cards???

More to that point, you should've said you were buying something like Guns, or Motor Oil, or Football Boots.. not yu-gi-oh cards

shroomfox

Sorry, I'm a tolerant guy but:

• Buying 6 packs of Yu-Gi-Oh cards when you're over the age of twelve and
• Feeling pleased about making a 6-year old cry and then
• Gloating about it on the internet using
• The "word" "pwned"

is way too nerdy for my liking. Sorry, using the word "nerdy" would be an injustice to nerds. In fact, it's just all...urgh, wrong.

I'm off down to the local national school to beat those five year olds' asses at football. Who's with me? They lose faster when you kick them in the head.

zAbbo

thats kinda ghey isnt it Az

dédé

How rude!

c - 13

shroomfox wrote:

I'm off down to the local national school to beat those five year olds' asses

Heh heh - word play is fun

Pigman II

See I've no idea what a YuGiOh cards are but that just makes me feel sad.

Beruthiel

they're from a manga type cartoon...

how come I know that?

tbh

how about this as an adult friendlier alternative - slightly. I was in the games shop in Dun Laoighre (whatever) just passing time really. I saw two 14/15 year olds looking at the games and deciding which one they'd get for Christmas. I looked at them and said "lads, I can buy whatever I want...."

Yes I know how sad and potentially creepy that makes me, but, small victories......

on the flip side, I was in Derry once, and I was looking at a really nice car - a corvette I think. The owner came out, middle aged guy, and saw me looking. He said "I bet you'd love a car like this, wouldn't you". I said "not if I had to be bald and fifty to get it" ZING!

Tobias Greeshman

shroomfox wrote:

Who's with me? They lose faster when you kick them in the head.

Ha ha!!

There some sort of playing cards or something I think. How can you live with yourself knowing that the poor kid was probably looking forward to those cards all day with €3 in 2c coins. You sound like that fat nerdy guy out of the simpsons.

segadreamcast

azezil wrote:

Went into some toy store yesterday evening to buy some Yu-Gi-Oh cards

Hahahahahahaha... That's the funniest part of the story - aaaaaaahahahahahahaha.

Rogueish

Nasty, nasty, nasty boy!!!:mad:

Hobbes

What surprises me is how you guys didn't have a duel there. Novices the both of yee

Kernel

shroomfox wrote:

Sorry, I'm a tolerant guy but:

• Buying 6 packs of Yu-Gi-Oh cards when you're over the age of twelve and
• Feeling pleased about making a 6-year old cry and then
• Gloating about it on the internet using
• The "word" "pwned"

is way too nerdy for my liking. Sorry, using the word "nerdy" would be an injustice to nerds. In fact, it's just all...urgh, wrong.

I'm off down to the local national school to beat those five year olds' asses at football. Who's with me? They lose faster when you kick them in the head.

LOL! How true!

I'll be in goal.

azezil

Yes, I'm a cúnt and proud of it!
I really don't like kids...

delly

I'm expecting a follow up reply along the lines of; "I decided to share my cards with this young chap, who then skipped away whistling a happy tune", otherwise 'tis a bit sad

astrofool

He was crying at you, not because of you

(i.e. he probably realises that yu-gi-oh cards are for kids his age, and so felt sorrow for you)

Dathai

Good work there azezil.
You have to put kids like that in there place, or else they just walk all over you.

RE*AC*TOR

Bit of a backlash there. Who would have thought that people who spend so much time posting on an internet forum would be so critical of someone who engages in immature pursuits....

Anyway, Azezil, you should be more tolerant and kind to your social peers.

Dragan

I just find it funny that you call someone else a "kid" when your buying those cards to being with.

Plus you used the "pwned" thing. That's right up there with "owned" as being something that pretty sad people claim on the net because they really aren't very happy with themselves in real life.

shroomfox

dragan wrote:

Plus you used the "pwned" thing. That's right up there with "owned" as being something that pretty sad people claim on the net because they really aren't very happy with themselves in real life.

This person cuts through the fluff to the very heart of what is wrong with the Internet.

Thank God somebody finally said that about that silly phrase!

Kiera

Dragan wrote:

I just find it funny that you call someone else a "kid" when your buying those cards to being with.

Plus you used the "pwned" thing. That's right up there with "owned" as being something that pretty sad people claim on the net because they really aren't very happy with themselves in real life.

Wow thats deep man

azezil

Oh it just blew me away!

Hobbes

Dragan wrote:

I just find it funny that you call someone else a "kid" when your buying those cards to being with.

Yea real nerds have Yu-Gi-Oh on the GBA instead. (oh wait what did I just say :eek: )

carbonkid

You dont even collect Yu-Gi-Oh cards...you just wanted to see a little boy cry lol

Beruthiel wrote:

you're going to hell Az

Azezil does mean the devil so that makes sense

Cactus Col

I don't actually believe this happened. More likely what happened was Aziel was buying his yugioh cards, had to wait in line for a kid that was being served ahead of him, and while waiting daydreamed the scenario. Which probably made him smirk. Then he bought his little cards and left.

But, why would anyone want to prove their superiority over a child like that? or a pair of teenage kids?

tbh

Cactus Col wrote:

I don't actually believe this happened. More likely what happened was Aziel was buying his yugioh cards, had to wait in line for a kid that was being served ahead of him, and while waiting daydreamed the scenario. Which probably made him smirk. Then he bought his little cards and left.

But, why would anyone want to prove their superiority over a child like that? or a pair of teenage kids?

I cant reply for Aziel, but I did it cause it made me feel like a big man.

oh, by the way - does that prove my superiority? cause I thought it was just a bit of craic. Oh well, live and learn.

Wolf

Is kinda funny.

I have felt this before when I go into Game or the like and there all the wee kids trying to decide what 20 euro crap game there going to buy and I walk up with 3/4 or the best games out and buy an extra 3 controllers and a multi-tap but I wouldn't rub it in.

In your case if the small child had started crying for the sake of 3 bleeding euro I would have bought/given him one of mine tbh.

All in all I suppose it's a trade off fair seen as he can play the game openly in public with out the ridicule of his repecting peers.

Good game though I played it a fair bit on my GBA when I was backpacking.

Cactus Col

tbh wrote:

does that prove my superiority?

Yes, proved it to yourself by making you feel like a big man. But why the need to prove it? Is there a doubt that you're not better than a pair of teenagers? Some kind of inferiority complex?

Sarky

Good work, Az. The little bastards need a little smack in the teeth every now and again. I'm proud of you.

Mimikyu

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Tar.Aldarion

Blue eyes white dragon!

They lose faster when you kick them in the head.

Pwnd is a great word, coined(by accident)by an old warcraft map making buddy. Good times.

johnnyrotten

Sad

Tellox

ahahahahhahahahahhaa.
The only downside is you bought yugioh cards.
Wouldve been much more pleasant if he say, had to buy bread for his starving family, and you took the last loaf.

Dathai

Did you take his lollipop from his hands too?




if you did, good work

Adam

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Blue eyes white dragon!






Pwnd is a great word, coined(by accident)by an old warcraft map making buddy. Good times.

Are you implying that a personal friend of yours was the originator of the term "pwned"?!

Sgt. Politeness

shroomfox wrote:

Sorry, I'm a tolerant guy but:

• Buying 6 packs of Yu-Gi-Oh cards when you're over the age of twelve and
• Feeling pleased about making a 6-year old cry and then
• Gloating about it on the internet using
• The "word" "pwned"

is way too nerdy for my liking. Sorry, using the word "nerdy" would be an injustice to nerds. In fact, it's just all...urgh, wrong.

I'm off down to the local national school to beat those five year olds' asses at football. Who's with me? They lose faster when you kick them in the head.

Agreed. I mean seriously, what the hell? No offence intended here but you thought this was postworthy? Id be embarassed to post something like this. The recycle bin would be too good for thread this bad, it should be erased from the master internet server so all memory of it washed away forever...i feel dirty having even opened it.

Tar.Aldarion

Internet friend. That's not very personal.
It was either a warcraft II or a warcraft III:Reign of Chaos map he was making for blizzard and he wrote pwnd instead of ownd, as a typo.

monkeyfudge

That's really sad and pathetic.

Pokémon trading cards are where it's really at. They're old skool and hardcore!

Does anyone have Jigglypuff? I really want Jigglypuff!

Tar.Aldarion

I have dozens of them. We won thousands of pokemon cards on the radio one year.
They are just sitting in a box since we got them.

Adam

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Internet friend. That's not very personal.
It was either a warcraft II or a warcraft III:Reign of Chaos map he was making for blizzard and he wrote pwnd instead of ownd, as a typo.

I was under the impression that it started in the old school hacker scene before internet gaming even started...

dar83

haha, talk about an unwitting "delf pwnage".

If OP is really 25 then I feel more sorry for them than any crying kid. Buying those crap card games, dear lord thats sad for anyone even in their teens, let alone twenties....

Sarky

monkeyfudge wrote:

That's really sad and pathetic.

Pokémon trading cards are where it's really at. They're old skool and hardcore!

Does anyone have Jigglypuff? I really want Jigglypuff!

Psi-Duck ftw!

shroomfox

Azezil wrote:

Rarl!

Alright, where do I buy tickets for this one? Are there proper audience-protection measures in place?