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poker joke!

  • 05-04-2006 8:12pm
    #1
    ditpoker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,860 ✭✭✭


    This is not that funny but had me laughing cos i've a very simple sense of humour:
    ________________

    poker player walks into a shop, and gets a few items and goes up to the til. The cashier scans the items and the poker player looks up and says "how much is that?"
    The cashier smiles back and says "Its four seventy in total..."
    Poker player thinks about it and says "reraise..."
    ________________

    i think thats funny!! :D:D


Comments

  • #2
    Rnger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,266 ✭✭✭Rnger


    :eek: thats -EV for sure


  • #3
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Was he on the button?


    Man that joke was bad. :)


  • #4
    ditpoker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,860 ✭✭✭ditpoker


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    Man that joke was bad. :)
    BUT THATS WHAT MAKES IT SO FUNNY!


  • #5
    cardshark202
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,434 ✭✭✭cardshark202


    1 week banning for this please mods!


  • #6
    wayfarer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 578 ✭✭✭wayfarer


    I dont get it


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  • #7
    Bp!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭Bp!


    ditpoker wrote:
    This is not that funny but had me laughing cos i've a very simple sense of humour:
    ________________

    poker player walks into a shop, and gets a few items and goes up to the til. The cashier scans the items and the poker player looks up and says "how much is that?"
    The cashier smiles back and says "Its four seventy in total..."
    Poker player thinks about it and says "reraise..."
    ________________

    i think thats funny!! :D:D

    Excellent Joke :D

    My kinda joke


  • #8
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,859 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    Firing squad - Ready!!!!


  • #9
    rag2gar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭rag2gar


    ditpoker wrote:
    This is not that funny but had me laughing cos i've a very simple sense of humour:
    ________________

    poker player walks into a shop, and gets a few items and goes up to the til. The cashier scans the items and the poker player looks up and says "how much is that?"
    The cashier smiles back and says "Its four seventy in total..."
    Poker player thinks about it and says "reraise..."
    ________________

    i think thats funny!! :D:D


    Thats ****ing shocking Jeff!


  • #10
    Fatboydim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,924 ✭✭✭Fatboydim


    But he only had a pear.


  • #11
    breadmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,608 ✭✭✭breadmonkey


    Fatboydim wrote:
    But he only had a pear.
    Now that's funny! :D


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  • #12
    Fighting Irish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,065 ✭✭✭Fighting Irish


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    Was he on the button?


    Man that joke was bad. :)

    Good thing this thread is in the poker forum, cos in humor you get banned for leaving negative feedback Man that joke was bad in a joke thread :rolleyes:


    But since its not in the humor forum, i agree the joke was rubbish :D


  • #13
    Bp!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭Bp!


    breadmonkey wrote:
    Now that's funny! :D

    For the exact same reason, its just pure stoopid ! :D


  • #14
    shoutman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,924 ✭✭✭shoutman


    Tut tut tut, I assure the rest of you boardsies that this is not the general definition of DIT humour, jeff you disgust me.


  • #15
    a-k-47
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭a-k-47


    How much u got left, wuda been better :rolleyes:


  • #16
    NickyOD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,124 ✭✭✭NickyOD


    What do you do when a professional poker player comes to your door?



    Tip him for the pizza.


  • #17
    Fathead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭Fathead


    What did the Jamican and pikachu do for entertainment?

    They played POKER MON.....

    Now thats bad


  • #18
    Culchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,047 ✭✭✭Culchie


    I like the re-raise, looks to me like villain has the fingers in the till.


  • #19
    ianmc38
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,754 ✭✭✭ianmc38


    Fathead wrote:
    What did the Jamican and pikachu do for entertainment?

    They played POKER MON.....

    *shudder*


  • #20
    brianmc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 868 ✭✭✭brianmc


    a-k-47 wrote:
    How much u got left, wuda been better :rolleyes:


    agreed.

    I like THAT joke.


  • #21
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Fatboydim wrote:
    But he only had a pear.
    \o/ Something on this thread made me chuckle.


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  • #22
    Lafortezza
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,806 ✭✭✭Lafortezza


    Humour forum in future please!


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