Best value Lap Dance club

johnniekipper

My friend is in dublin for the night. I am the best man at his wedding in a few weeks so doing the stag night thing tonight. Going to do the traditional lap dance club visit. What is the best value lap dance club -don't want to be ripped off.

ferdi

strippers probably isnt something you want to scrimp on, you'll end up with some filthy skanky yokes. "d'ja wanna loook a' me box luuve?"

Rb

ferdi wrote:

strippers probably isnt something you want to scrimp on, you'll end up with some filthy skanky yokes. "d'ja wanna loook a' me box luuve?"

Aren't all strippers (irish one's anyway) "filthy skanky yokes"?

monkeyfudge

Yep. I'd go for quality over value really.

I'd recommend Lapellos on Dame Street. Pick up a flyer off one of the girls in Temple Bar and you can get in for half price.

A dance for one song costs €30. But they do have some of the best looking women in there, and they're fairly paid as well.

Haven't been to Stringfellows yet though...

rb_ie wrote:

Aren't all strippers (irish one's anyway) "filthy skanky yokes"?

Yes. Yes the Irish ones are. I've never seen an Irish dancer in Lapellos, that's one of the reasons I recommend the place.

ferdi

rb_ie wrote:

Aren't all strippers (irish one's anyway) "filthy skanky yokes"?

not since our eastern european cousins have been arriving:D
so i'm told ¬_¬

johnniekipper

monkeyfudge wrote:

A dance for one song costs €30.

Are they all that price in Ireland. It was £5 for a dance in Liverpool around 2 years ago. It seems like a real rip off over here. Maybe we shold get Eddie Hobbs on the case

ferdi

go to liverpool on the boat from Dun laoghaire and hit the clubs there, you'll probably save a bomb. plus, 24hour drinkin!

monkeyfudge

What you really want to do is get yourself over to Prague for a weekend and visit the K5 club.

daRobot

Just checked out the K5 place online.

Looks like a good night!

In Ireland, you'll always get ripped off on the price, but then it depends on the dancer as to the quality of the "dance". I've paid high prices and received really robotic dances, and paid low prices, and gotten great ones.

Just be careful and have some fun with the girls before you get the dance, and it'll be fine. 30 euro is reasonable in ireland for a lapdance usually lasting 1-1.5 songs. I've paid more for alot less.

As for England, its not that much better. You'll still pay loads, and will still meet girls that don't respond well. That said, there's a much better monitoring of girls behaviour in the UK, so the standard tends to be higher.

Lapellos in Dublin has been fun for me. Quite liked the place when i was there. Saying that its been 2-3 years since i was in there.

rsta

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there's a much better monitoring of girls behaviour in the UK, so the standard tends to be higher.

Yep I agree, Ireland's standards are so bad compared to other countries like the UK, Australia and even USA.

A lot of clubs in Europe tend to be either really high class or else total scummy dives.

The Irish girls in Angels are skangers except for this one bird from Galway (I think) and she is just... well not in any way hot thats for sure

Ireland is way behind in this business... there are some really great places
abroad but nothing in Ireland comes close. Its a shame cos it would be good to have Irish girls working in here, but a lot of them wont for various reasons which I wont go into.

Go to the UK and go to a top club, better quality girls then the ones dancing here in Ireland... Enjoy!