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A competition - what's your response?

  • 01-04-2006 11:38am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭


    Received this email:
    FROMELHADJI AHMED MUSTAPHA
    DIRECTOR IN CHARGE
    CREDIT AUDITING UNIT
    AFRICA DEVELOPMENT BANK
    ACCRA,GHANA.
    ALTERNATIVE E-MAIL(elhadjimustapha@netscape.net)


    Dear Friend;

    I amElhadji Ahmed Mustapha, credit auditing unit Bank of africa Ltd,I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.I honestly apologize and hope I do not cause you much embarrassment by contacting you through this means for a transaction of this magnitude,but this is due to confidentiality and prompt access reposed on this medium.

    Furthermore,due to this issue on my hands now,it became necesary for me to seek your assistance, and it is imperative for me to know your opinion.On Fairbanks, Alaska America who died on January 31st 2000 with Alaska Airlines Flight 261, an American Oil consultant contractor,Mr.Kurt Kahle made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$25,000,000.00 (Twenty five million Dollars only) in my branch.

    Upon maturity,I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the American Oil consultant/contractor,Mr.Morris Thompson Solid Minerals Corporation that Mr.Kurt Kahle died from an Alaska Airlines Flight 261 accident. On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless.

    I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr.Kurt Kahle did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents,including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$10,000,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year.

    No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to Laws of ACCRA IN GHANA,at the expiration of 6(six) years,the money will revert to the ownership of the ACCRA GHANA Government if nobody applies to claim the fund.

    This is simple,I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that the attorney will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in place as the next of kin.We shall employ the services of an attorney for drafting and autharization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favor for the transfer.The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 70% for me and
    25% for you and 5% for Expenses Incurred in the course of the transaction.

    You can as well confirm it by yourself and if you want to know more about the man himself, you can check the Website.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

    There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the attorney and with my position as the credit officer guarantees the successful execution of this transaction.If you are interested,please reply immediately.

    You may reply to my email box, ALTERNATIVE E-MAIL
    (elhadjimustapha@netscape.net)
    Upon your response. I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction.Please send me your confidential telephone and fax numbers for easy communication. Awaiting your urgent reply.

    Thanks and regards.

    Elhadji Ahmed Mustapha.
    Who wants to come up with the response that i will send? And what will it be?

    Let the games.....BEGIN!!


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,387 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


    before you proceed you should check out, http://www.419eater.com/ or http://forum.419eater.com/forum/ for more information to bait these guys.

    And have fun


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    "Your mam makes gravy for leopards."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    "Your mam makes Leopards for Gravy"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    I think I'll have to go with "Your mam makes Leopards for Gravy". Seems like the logical choice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 376 ✭✭Ozzy


    "Your gravy makes lepers for mam"

    What's going on?


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  • Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    ba-weep-gra-na-weep-ninny-bong?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    CuLT wrote:
    ba-weep-gra-na-weep-ninny-bong?


    OMG !!! :eek: You're Kwa is amazing :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Demand more than 25%, the cheapskate.

    Also, describe the amount of embarrassed sporks in your armpit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    Give him the link of the Last Resort (or Last something anyways) type page, and say your bank details are on that page :D
    Harhar, I beat you to it Timbuk2 :p


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    Link them back to a site that gives you malware... or just some site that annoys you (I know one, it opens about 20 instances of "Internet Connection Wizard" :))


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    whats the link to that site that crashes your computer?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    The one that opens the internet connections will also crash your computer, it will force you to restart (the wrong way) :)


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