New Pet.....

Chopperdog · 31-03-2006 9:41am #1

A lonely guy was so down and miserable that he decided life would be
more fun if he had a pet.

So, he went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy
an unusual pet.

On the suggestion of the shopkeeper he bought himself a centipede and popped him into a little white box to use as a house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for it then decided
he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
Frank's with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit but he waited a few minutes and then asked
him again,
"How about going to the bar and having a
drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you

like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"

A little voice came out of the box:
"I heard you the first time, I'm putting my Fu**ing shoes on!"