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Am I crackers ???

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  • 31-03-2006 1:32am
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    smodgley
    Registered Users Posts: 742 ✭✭✭


    sitting here at 1.30am feeling peckish decided to have some crackers and cheese....then it hit me...has anyone ever opened a packet of crackers ( Jacob's ) or any other make to find that none had been broken.i never have ..i always get at least 5/6 broken.
    BTW i know im sad lol;)


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    nesf
    Registered Users Posts: 27,645 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    It's theoretically possible.

    Moved to TCN.


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    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Yes, I get the Jacobs stay fresh packs and I've yet to encounter a broken cracker.


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    county
    Registered Users Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    no,TCN,renamed the dumping ground
    oh ye,well done on the none breaking cracker thing;)


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    nesf
    Registered Users Posts: 27,645 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    county wrote:
    no,TCN,renamed the dumping ground
    oh ye,well done on the none breaking cracker thing;)

    Pfft, and what? Make AH redundant?


    Personally I think this thread has excellent comic potential. Then, I am an optimist. :)


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    tintinr35
    Registered Users Posts: 1,437 ✭✭✭tintinr35


    i just opened a new pack there, i always find that the first and last cracker are broken but apart from that usually its all good!!


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I opened a pack of crackers for a friend of mine two years ago.

    She's dead now. :(


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    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    surely a sex change won't solve all your problems, you still won't *be* the cracker*
    I have heard scientists in the philipennes are experimenting with re-animating crackers and splicing their genes with small pigs and gerbils.. maybe you could dress up in some Ann Summers? (e.g. nurses uniform/schoolgirls outfit?)




    *it's not physically possible to become multiple cracker entities?


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    homah_7ft
    Registered Users Posts: 6,121 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    I work for Jacob's and my job is break at least one cracker per packet. If you happen to get a pack with all the crackers intact you can just bring them back to the shop and you will be refunded.


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    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    what about my leg... if that's not broken, can i bring that to you?


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    homah_7ft
    Registered Users Posts: 6,121 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Chad ghostal wrote:
    what about my leg... if that's not broken, can i bring that to you?

    It's not only, "can". In fact you must.


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    Banphrionsa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 335 ✭✭Banphrionsa


    "Crackers"? Sounds like a series on the BBC.


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    Crimson...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭Crimson...


    yeah i nkow like wat u mean there allways broken and **** like u know oh yeah im abit ****ed had the ****ing best ever time in me life at a techno party oh god yeah **** im doing it again like sarah fone et home like yeah u know she is call her on her cellsphone stop


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    #14
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users Posts: 6,121 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    I'm dizzy. Time to break crackers to relax myself.


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