April fools day

Just The One

So what pranks are you planning

Merrick

Ah just the usual salt/sugar swapping, the good old your-laces-are-untied, shaking all the coke cans you can find, sticking things on people's backs...

Fajitas!

Wet brown modeling clay looks extremly like poo.

Might leave a bit in the lift.

plenderj

My Microsoft MVP renewal date is on April 1st, so I'm not going to believe them at first if they tell me that I do or do not have the award again :eek: :rolleyes:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Class one in London in 95, when it also fell on a Saturday.

Chris Tarrant did the weekday morning show and they got him to come in and do the Sarurday morning show as well, as if it was Friday March 31st (hello, good morning and welcome to Central (or whatever) radio. TGIF people, one more day to go to the weekend, kinda thinig)

He kept it up for a good two hours until people who were seriously hungover from the night before started calling in from empty train stations giving him alls sorts of abuse and admiration. One bloke even claimed to have had a massive barney with his kids when he tried to get threm up for school...

shepthedog

The usual one which works in an office is to give someone a message saying Mr Lyons rang and wants you to call him back on 01 --- (put in number of local zoo here).,. Childish but funny when you see persons face when they ring the zoo .. Usually the zoo puts the calls onto answering machine on the 1st

KrankStricher

Why the hell a zoo- why not a gay whore house or something? or a mental asylum or sweater-shop or Leonidas or Clown?

(FTL;you're choice of location alludes my sense.)

Capt'n Midnight

First initial C.

Cal

Swapping a few keys on the newbie's keyboard.;)

The look on their face looking for the 'a' and not realizing there are 2 'z's. A classic.

Cal.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Forward every phone in the building to your victim's extension

KrankStricher

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

First initial C.

I don't get it, what do you mean?

(FTL;Huh?)

Attol

KrankStricher wrote:

I don't get it, what do you mean?

(FTL;Huh?)

If you're serious... sea lions

Chucky the tree

i think i'll push someone in front of a bus.

N90user

Sounds like fun

KrankStricher

I'll put all my mother's stuff in jelly, as in make loads of big bowls of jelly and have an item in each one, as in wallet in one, comb in one, wedding ring in the same one as her mobile etc.

(FTL;April 1st gag)

BlitzKrieg

the c lyons one will work great with me as that is my actual initials...muhahahaaa,

nlgbbbblth

Annie Lyons.

BrokenArrows

Cal wrote:

Swapping a few keys on the newbie's keyboard.;)

The look on their face looking for the 'a' and not realizing there are 2 'z's. A classic.

Cal.

Never would have thought of that one. Nice!

tman

BrokenArrows wrote:

Never would have thought of that one. Nice!

hehe.
i'm working the night shift tomorrow (tonight?!), so i can booby trap the office at my leisure:)
shame i won't get to see anyone's face though...

guess i'll have to wake the flatmate up with a vicious teabagging

MrJoeSoap

tman wrote:

guess i'll have to wake the flatmate up with a vicious teabagging

I've heard of teabagging but whats a "vicious" teabagging??!!

tman

when they try to put up a fight:cool:

Katykaboom

A bit mean I know, went to a nightclub in town last year and put cling film over toilet bowl. Then ran into cubicle next door. The screams were hilarious. I never would do anything like that sober but the devil posseses me when I have had a bottle or two of wine. You should have seen the face on the girl behind the counter at spar, when i went in to buy the cling film at 12.35am... oh the fun. Poor girl though, atleast she was wearing black.

homah_7ft

I pity the fool.

Merrick

Cal wrote:

Swapping a few keys on the newbie's keyboard.;)

The look on their face looking for the 'a' and not realizing there are 2 'z's. A classic.

Cal.

Ha ha, brilliant!
Another good one is swapping the wires for the mouse and keyboard around at the back of the computer. They look like they're plugged in but don't work at all...

Siogfinsceal

list someones car for sale in buy and sell for 100 quid and list their number

Sam Vimes

Merrick wrote:

Ha ha, brilliant!
Another good one is swapping the wires for the mouse and keyboard around at the back of the computer. They look like they're plugged in but don't work at all...

along those lines, if you're in a public access room in a college or something you can put your mouse in their mouse slot. make them think their computer's possessed

raheny red

Commander Vimes wrote:

along those lines, if you're in a public access room in a college or something you can put your mouse in their mouse slot. make them think their computer's possessed

Brilliant then go into MS Panit and draw "I'm watching you" or something along those lines!

BlitzKrieg

i snuck into my housemates room and filled his music playlists with porn...he was meant to be home tonight with his gf...but looks like they are staying at hers

what a waste of a prank.

iguana

I changed the settings in my boyfriend's phonebook so that texts from me would look like they were from his sister. Then I text him saying "(their little brother) was going to tell their parents today so be careful if he's talking to them."

When he woke up he text her (me) asking what she was talking about and I text back saying "I thought you knew (the brother's) girlfriend is pregnant. Act surprised when he tells you."

I got a text saying "WHAT!!!!!" and then he rang me at work and ranted that his little brother was having a baby and it was a disaster as he still lives at home and he isn't working. I acted my ass off, and was shocked and supportive:D Then he said he needed to call his sister and find out everything so I hung up. He called his sister and got through to my mobile, he was confused, I said April Fool. And he called me b*tch several times and hung up.

I haven't laughed so hard in years.:D

MrJoeSoap

iguana wrote:

I changed the settings in my boyfriend's phonebook so that texts from me would look like they were from his sister. Then I text him saying "(their little brother) was going to tell their parents today so be careful if he's talking to them."

When he woke up he text her (me) asking what she was talking about and I text back saying "I thought you knew (the brother's) girlfriend is pregnant. Act surprised when he tells you."

I got a text saying "WHAT!!!!!" and then he rang me at work and ranted that his little brother was having a baby and it was a disaster as he still lives at home and he isn't working. I acted my ass off, and was shocked and supportive:D Then he said he needed to call his sister and find out everything so I hung up. He called his sister and got through to my mobile, he was confused, I said April Fool. And he called me b*tch several times and hung up.

I haven't laughed so hard in years.:D

Top notch! Fair play tya!

Fajitas!

No fake poo in the elevator, but got my dad (He's up for a laugh) to ring up my mate that works in a camera shop.

Pretended we worked for a newspaper, were ordering about 3900 worth of gear, of which he'd get about 10% commission. He wasn't impressed when he asked for a name and my da gave him 'Mike Hunt'...

I faked my resignation on boards here which lead to several friendly replies back [in this thread]. I felt bad then, and had to own up.