This dating lark.

neon_glows

haha

How do you do it!!!! iv successfully chated up the girl of my dreams :-) now she wants a date, we will head to the cinema in the next few days, should i make the move on the first night???? Shes already told me by text she likes me!!! Should i at least wait for the second night out before i give her an owl kiss like or if i dont on the first night would i be giving her the wrong impression ????:o

Gordon

An owl kiss? You're going to rub your beak against hers?

Try starting off by giving her semi-dead mice to feed on and then move up to beak rubbing soon after. Mind you, they love a bit of humour - woo her with a good witty sense of humour.

You know what they say: to wit - to woo.

DEmeant0r

Gordon wrote:

An owl kiss? You're going to rub your beak against hers?

Try starting off by giving her semi-dead mice to feed on and then move up to beak rubbing soon after. Mind you, they love a bit of humour - woo her with a good witty sense of humour.

You know what they say: to wit - to woo.

haha, post of the year!

Karoma

Gordon wrote:

An owl kiss? You're going to rub your beak against hers?

Try starting off by giving her semi-dead mice to feed on and then move up to beak rubbing soon after. Mind you, they love a bit of humour - woo her with a good witty sense of humour.

You know what they say: to wit - to woo.

That almost justifies this horrible horrible thread.

neon_glows

where will i get the mice?????

monkeyfudge

You're more than welcome to Mr. and Mrs. Squeeks who live under my bed.

Gordon

Wait, I'm confused, who is the Lark and who is the Owl? If she's the Lark then you shouldn't give her Mr. or Mrs. Squeeks as they'll upset her stomach, and she won't be able to chew them.

Give her small insects or nuts. Just be prepared for a derisory laugh when you present your small weevil as a prize, or when you show her your little nuts.

Rhyme

monkeyfudge wrote:

You're more than welcome to Mr. and Mrs. Squeeks who live under my bed.

Noooo!!...

After their mention in the Podcast you can't just 'evict' the Squeeks... where shall they go, what shall they do?

monkeyfudge

I agree with Gordon... This dating lark has me intrigued. That would imply that this lark dates quite a bit... clearly a bit of a slut.

What you want to do is find a nice chaffinch to settle down with.

sanncoo

You definitely should stay away from the thrush!

Sarky

All the good ones have been taken. It appears it's up to me to mention tits.