How to eat a snack bar

Taters

Snack bars are lovely. I heart them deeply. Without them, there would be no lust in the world! (Nor would there be any annoying ads involving the office)
Every snack bar should be eaten in a certain way, so here is how I think you should eat them:

Snack Sandwich
Snack Sandwich is yummy. But the thing is, many people treat it as if it were a sandwich. IT'S NOT! It's a ****ing snack bar, it must be treated with respect!
So this is my advice to you on how to eat it.
Take it out of it's wrapper.
Eat/lick off all the chocolate that covers the biscuit.
Then detach the two pices of biscuit, and eat the chocolate in between them.
And then eat the cracker.

Snack Shortcake
The Snack Shortcake is the nicest snack bar in my opinion.
It needs to be handled with love and care like any snack bar.
I take great pride in eating the Snack Shortcake.
Some people eat it quickly, (because it is called Shortcake) they think you should take very little time eating it. But that is all wrong my friend! This is how you really should do it:
Unwrap it.
Stick one in your mouth and let the chocolate dissolve.
Eat the biscuit part.
Take out the next one.
Take very small nibbles out of it. See how long it'll last!
Keep doing both of these over and over. (My favorite is the nibbles )

And that pink one
Ok we all know there is a third snack. The one with the pink wrapper.
But, see I don't know what it's called. (And to think I was a snack expert!) Well see, I can explain, the reason I don't know what it's called is because I never eat that one. It's ucky! The worst snack! But still, there is a way to eat it:
Unwrap it.
Make a large cup of tea.
Dunk bar in tea (to make the taste a little better)
Continue to do so until you finish the bar.

**Timbuk2**

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simu

BBCODE ate all my Snacks. :mad:

Sarky

I declare JIHAD on BBCODE.

[Jihad]

There. Let the hatred flow, kiddies.

Siogfinsceal

yes!!! someone else who understand the importance and sacred act of eating a snack bar - I thought I was alone. Cant understand anyone just biting into a snack sandwich its wrong

Earthhorse

Taters wrote:

Snack Sandwich
...
So this is my advice to you on how to ear it.
Take it out of it's wrapper.
Eat/lick off all the chocolate that covers the biscuit.
Then detach the two pices of biscuit, and eat the chocolate in between them.
And then eat the cracker.

As a variation on this:
1) Eat all the chocolate that covers the biscuit, except for the bit on the bottom.
2a) Proceed to eat as normal.
2b) Eat the top half of the biscuit. Eat the filling in the middle. Eat the bottom half of the biscuit.

I tend to go for 2a these days more often than not as I am an important businessman.

(For eating BBCODE, suggest printing off this page and dipping in a light wine sauce. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised).

Taters

Hmm, never knew BBCODE was used here. Oh well.

smoke.me.a.kipper

snack sandwich, a thick chocolate bite, snack shortcake, there's 6 to delight...

simu

"snack wafer something something something something..."

Yes! The power of advertising!

Tar.Aldarion

You remember more about ads than me it would seem.
It's rare that I pay enough attention to get the jist fo teh ad, let alone the product.

amp

That blonde one in the ad is hot and makes me feel funny.

jimmidy_cricket

Make a big mug of tea
Nibble off one corner
Nibble off the opposite corner on the other end so that they are diagonially accross from each other.
Use penguin bar like a straw and suck tea until you feel the chocolate melt at your lips
At this point quicky gobble the bar before it plops into your tea.
Upon gobbling the bar you should feel an undiscrbibale chocolatey sensation.

Only thing wrong with eating your penguin like this is that its gone too soon, and its so good you'll want another one.