Interesting cubicle comments

chamlis

I was recently in a pub drinking and it got a bit out of hand. I went to the toilet to get sick as you do, when I spotted a little note down low behind the comode. You'd only be able to se it if you're on your knees getting sick. It said: "Don't worry. You're not the first to be in this position and you won't be the last...."

I thought it was quite good. Better than the usual "Sean Murphy sux nobs" etc
So everyone:
What is the most interseting cubicle graffiti you've seen?

Archeron

an arrow drawn at the very top of the door which you follow with your eyes. Goes in a big squiggle, then down to the very bottom of the door. At the end of the arrow where its almost at the floor it says "beware of gay limbo dancers"

Lux23

I saw this in Bruxelles once. 'Heterosexuality isn' t the norm, its just more common'.

rubadub

written high up above the cistern so you had to stretch to read.

if you can read this you have probably pissed all over yourself

Heinrich

On wall at eye level "LOOK UP"
On ceiling "YOU'VE PISSED ON YOUR SHOES"

On cubicle door "EVER PLAYED TOILET TENNIS?"
On LH wall "LOOK RIGHT"
On RH wall "LOOK LEFT"

On wall at eye level "PLEASE MOVE CLOSER, THE NEXT GUY MAY HAVE HOLES IN HIS SHOES"

projectmayhem

in college (DIT) there's a drawing of a bloke laughing his ass off and pointing down with a speech bubble saying "you call that a dick?"

Rhyme

Theres a whole java discussion in the computing building in DCU, it ended with a stern 'Thread Locked' near the floor.

Cactus Col

Rhyme wrote:

Theres a whole java discussion in the computing building in DCU, it ended with a stern 'Thread Locked' near the floor.

And just think ... some people call them lads nerds.;)

gracehopper

Archeron wrote:

an arrow drawn at the very top of the door which you follow with your eyes. Goes in a big squiggle, then down to the very bottom of the door. At the end of the arrow where its almost at the floor it says "beware of gay limbo dancers"

i have defo seen this before. It's either in ITT, eamonn Dorans or Whelans?

this is killing me. i cant think of where i've seen this. Where? please

Wait i think i know

is it the gents in dunnes stores donaghmede???

Dont be at yourself

Can't remember where, but someone had written one of the usual "some come here to sit and think / others come here to **** and stink" style rhymes, beside which, was an in-depth critique of the little poem. Funny.

LundiMardi

projectmayhem wrote:

in college (DIT) there's a drawing of a bloke laughing his ass off and pointing down with a speech bubble saying "you call that a dick?"

ha ha, classic.

Archeron

gracehopper wrote:

i have defo seen this before. It's either in ITT, eamonn Dorans or Whelans?

this is killing me. i cant think of where i've seen this. Where? please

Wait i think i know

is it the gents in dunnes stores donaghmede???

if i remember correctly (which I probably dont) it was the Long Stone across from Pearse St Garda station. That pub was unique in that it was the only place I know you could stand up peeing in the urinal and wave at people on the upstairs of the bus that had just appeared two feet to your right! Classy.

koneko

Rhyme wrote:

Theres a whole java discussion in the computing building in DCU, it ended with a stern 'Thread Locked' near the floor.

lol, class

Stephen

In countless college toilets around the country, above the toilet paper roll/dispenser: "Arts degrees, please take one".

connundrum

In college there was -

'The hands that clean these toilets also make your food, so aim properly!'

... and apparently some guy called John sucks cock, but thats neither here nor there :rolleyes:

danniemcq

written really high above the toilet so you had to stand on it to read it was:

it's no use the crabs can jump this high

one of my faves is on the back of a door at sitting eye height

this cubicle will self destruct in 10 seconds which will make your mission impossible.

Time Magazine

If you dont pass this graffiti onto 9 million people in the next 6 seconds you will get AIDS from the toilet seat.

Lets keep this place our little secret shall we?

This next one is a running conversation and I dont have the luxury of hyphens (or apostrophies for that matter so Ill do a list)

• ...A thousand and one, a thousand and two, a thousand and three.... I dont know if you heard me counting, I did over a thousand... I work out.
• You work out? You must be gay.
• There is nothing more childish than the suggestion that anything with explicit heterosexual overtones is actually homosexuality masked.
• You must be gay.

sutty

If I remember right on, last year in the Daedalus building in UCD. There was one placed on the wall near to the door.

"if you can read this, you have just pissed on the floor" written in a style that you would have to go back more as you read it

GerryRyan

Pretty dam funny, seen this in a few places

Ruaidhri

On the wall, beside a condom machine : "For Refund, Insert baby here" with arrow pointing to where they come out!
Cant remember where though...

Vinnie69

Mesage at a loo in Crumlin "I am a 17 old man looking for older men for sex text 087******".

Following week message read "I am an old man looking for older men for sex text 087 etc".Another disappointed punter!!

Here is a really old one "My mother made me a homosexual" and underneath
"If I sent her the wool, would she knit me too?":D

blu_sonic

i went to the toilets in either ucd or trinity and it was about 11am and on the wall was thi long message between two guys about meeting up for some action and to cut a long story short at the end it said i'll meet you here at 11.30 and the date to my horror it was the day i was in there, i didn't hang about to see if he showed up but i can honestly say that it was the quickest poop i've ever had

Wertz

At eye level above a urinal in some pub toilet I can't recall:

If you can aim this high, you should join the fire brigade.

simu

Ah, toilet cubicles - the AH of pre-interweb times.

Must write that in one!

RobertFoster

"I had your mum"

below it

"Dad, go home you're drunk"

blu_sonic

we all should start one something like "id rather be on board.ie" just to see if it takes off

RobertFoster

Boards might get in trouble for that though. Something more secretive perhaps, like óO or YORE MA.

blu_sonic

but boards isn't advocating it, what about "i've seen you around" or "welcome to the net"

Rhyme

blu_sonic wrote:

i went to the toilets in either ucd or trinity and it was about 11am and on the wall was thi long message between two guys about meeting up for some action and to cut a long story short at the end it said i'll meet you here at 11.30 and the date to my horror it was the day i was in there, i didn't hang about to see if he showed up but i can honestly say that it was the quickest poop i've ever had

'Dumb & Dumber'?

SEABASS!!!

blu_sonic

quite possible lol, i wasn't sticking around to find out.

thats what we should use "seabass" no debates

stovelid

Saw a couple of good ones in the jacks in TCD:

Somebody wrote something like "i came to college to get a degree for my father and an education for myself"..people added similar entries until somebody wrote "i'm from UCD, i came to TCD for a sh*t"

Also saw "F*CK TCD - INCHICORE V.E.C" ..probably a spoof but made me laugh

stovelid

Archeron wrote:

an arrow drawn at the very top of the door which you follow with your eyes. Goes in a big squiggle, then down to the very bottom of the door. At the end of the arrow where its almost at the floor it says "beware of gay limbo dancers"

Setun

There was one in our school once:

"Everyone pisses on the floor, be a hero: Sh!t on the ceiling"

raheny red

Anyone remember the writing on your primary school jacks??

"Sex is cool" :eek: :rolleyes:

tosh_thedude

Was in Eamon Dorans yesterday and noticed a sign on the Condom Machine says. "Sorry Lad's Out Of Order.... Guess your just gonna have to go make them Babies!" Signed Management! Under this somebody added "Up the Bum no harm done". A little Childish but it got me laughing and i only had 2 pints.