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The Diagnosis

Liffeyman · 2006-03-21 20:12:13

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. Impossible!" says the doctor "Show me." The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she…

21-03-2006 8:12pm

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Liffeyman

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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and
says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

Impossible!" says the doctor "Show me."

The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and
screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more
agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes
her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her
scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."

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#2 21-03-2006 9:29pm

gerTheGreat

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lol. excelent!:D

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#3 22-03-2006 9:30am

Kojak

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Classic.

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#4 22-03-2006 9:58am

Elara Lady

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im a blonde and i like it....:D

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#5 22-03-2006 5:56pm

GLaDOS

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Hahaha!!!! Fcukin brilliant

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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