Who is your PM flirt buddy?

Pighead

Everybody does it, nobody talks about it. Its time to let the chat out of the bag and come clean as to who on boards gives good PM.

Pighead knows for a fact that Kernels got a secret PM sex buddy. Hes on to her/him several times a day and hides his screen whenever I go over to investigate. I'm pretty sure hes flirting with somebody whios username begins with L but thats all I can say on the matter for now. Its probably true to say that almost everybody has sent a flirty PM at one stage or another.

Shabadu and Sarky( Probability rating 8/10)
sillysausage and cormie (Probability rating 8/10)
Kiera and coolsmileygirl (Probability rating 2/10)
New user and WhiteWashMan (Probability Rating 1/10)
Pighead and all the boards chicks (Probability rating 10/10)
So whos your PM Flirt Buddy?

Kiera

You are the only one for me, PigFace!

Rockee

There aint too many girls on boards so Ive remained single in the PM stakes!:( I do receive some strange ones every now and again though!!!!!:p

Kinetic^

I was hoping for CSG but I don't think she'll go down as well as my thread in the thunderdome did

Loomis

I've only Pm'd a few people but never to flirt.
In fact I've Pm'd you a few times Piggy Wiggy and you never even replied.How rude...

Pighead

Kiera wrote:

You are the only one for me, PigFace!

Check your PM's babes.

By the way do you have any idea who kernels secret PM sex buddy is? He's like a clam everytime i broach the subject. Sometimes Pighead gets bored at work and would like to read some saucy smut but Kernel isn't very forthcoming with the sharing. Who on earth could it be????

LegacyUser

Pighead wrote:

sillysausage and cormie (Probability rating 8/10)

Who?

arbeitsscheuer

Rockee wrote:

There aint too many girls on boards

Bullsh*t, there's loads of em.

Not that any of em talk to me, bloomin' golddiggers are never interested in me...

Pighead

Mr. Anderson wrote:

I've only Pm'd a few people but never to flirt.
In fact I've Pm'd you a few times Piggy Wiggy and you never even replied.How rude...

Don't be Angry Anderson, the reason Pighead didn't reply was because quite frankly it was absolutely none of your business what coloured Y-Fronts I was wearing that night. Sorry if you found me rude but those sort of questions worry me.

Kiera

Pighead wrote:

By the way do you have any idea who kernels secret PM sex buddy is? He's like a clam everytime i broach the subject. Sometimes Pighead gets bored at work and would like to read some saucy smut but Kernel isn't very forthcoming with the sharing. Who on earth could it be????

I bet its csg and he’s too embarrassed to tell you (as would any self respecting guy).

Rockee

SebtheBum wrote:

Bullsh*t, there's loads of em.

Not that any of em talk to me, bloomin' golddiggers are never interested in me...

That could well be the problem with me also Seb!:p

Pighead

sillysausage wrote:

Who?

Don't worry sillysausage Pighead just got ur PM, sorry for letting the cat out of the bag. I completely forgot your fella could be reading this thread.
cormie and sillysausage have never ever sent intimate PM's to each other and thats the end of it.

joe_chicken

I saw the title of this and thought: "Pighead"... who else!?

AngryBadger

Are we only allowed to have one?

connundrum

Pighead wrote:

cormie and sillysausage have never ever sent intimate PM's to each other andthats the end of it.

Phew, relief sweeps over me :rolleyes:

Femelade

flirting via pm's.....whoever thought of such an obsurd idea.....?

Rockee

Femmy wrote:

flirting via pm's.....whoever thought of such an obsurd idea.....?

:rolleyes:

wb

I don't get any from pm's women. Probrally becuase I only really post in the Horse Racing section, where women are a bit scarce

Kiera

AngryBadger wrote:

Are we only allowed to have one?

Only one on Boards.ie. You can have as many as you like on msn

LegacyUser

Pighead wrote:

Don't worry sillysausage Pighead just got ur PM, sorry for letting the cat out of the bag. I completely forgot your fella could be reading this thread.
cormie and sillysausage have never ever sent intimate PM's to each other and thats the end of it.

Delete this post immediately, I can only assume a technical error resulted in it being posted in AH - it was clearly meant for PM.

I, Sillysausage, hereby state that I have never indulged in any sort of pm activity with Cormie, and I am willing to stand by that statement in the KYN's court of law!

ST*

AngryBadger wrote:

Are we only allowed to have one?

And I thought I was your one and only :eek:


*Blocked*

Femelade

Kiera wrote:

Only one on Boards.ie. You can have as many as you like on msn

ohhh...well in that case!!!.......

AngryBadger

Femmy wrote:

ohhh...well in that case!!!.......

uh-oh

Shock_treatment wrote:

And I thought I was your one and only


*Blocked*

uh-oh

Kiera wrote:

Only one on Boards.ie. You can have as many as you like on msn

.....uh-oh

Kiera

AngryBadger wrote:

uh-oh



uh-oh



.....uh-oh

Its ok Badger, you’re not my only flirt buddy on msn so i dont expect to be yours

Lux23

I used to get one everyday from some strange bloke who kept changing accounts because he seemed to get banned every couple of days. He must have been doing it to loads of other female posters.

Femelade

hmmm.....*squints eyes and searches the room for badg*

ST*

AngryBadger wrote:

uh-oh
.....uh-oh

*Rips up ticket*
*Goes back to pm backups*


Those smooth lines - ye nearly had me

AngryBadger

Shock_treatment wrote:

Those smooth lines - ye nearly had me

If I had a euro for every time I heard that

Femmy wrote:

hmmm.....*squints eyes and searches the room for badg*

Femelade

AngryBadger wrote:

If I had a euro for every time I heard that

dirty daug..

Kinetic^

wbailey wrote:

I don't get any from pm's women. Probrally becuase I only really post in the Horse Racing section, where women are a bit scarce

Nah I don't think it's that, it's probably because they can't understand a word you say

Lux23 wrote:

I used to get one everyday from some strange bloke who kept changing accounts because he seemed to get banned every couple of days. He must have been doing it to loads of other female posters.

Uh-oh they're onto me

Heyes

Now pighead, how delighted and honoured :rolleyes: did i feel to have those dirty hooves of yours sending me kinky stuff.....

However soon was i to realise that every girl on boards, recieved this honour...

I am but truely heartbroken and disturbed by this behaviour.....

All i have to say is..............NEXT...:p

ST*

That kinda sweet chat will get you every where with me Pighead baby.
But I know you are pm cheating on me with the other ladies.. this isn't going to work out honey buns.

Kiera

Heyes wrote:

Now pighead, how delighted and honoured :rolleyes: did i feel to have those dirty hooves of yours sending me kinky stuff.....

However soon was i to realise that every girl on boards, recieved this honour...

I am but truely heartbroken and disturbed by this behaviour.....

All i have to say is..............NEXT...:p

Please tell me you are messing about, Heyes? He told me I was his one and only. He told me he only had eyes for me. I even told him I loved him.

God I feel like such a mug!!

Kinetic^

Kiera wrote:

God I feel like such a mug!!

You're all mugs in my eyes, silly women.

Pighead for Playa of the year

Femelade

i got some of the pig head loving too. *hangs head in shame*

i believed every word he said, i feel so stupid.

LegacyUser

Pighead wrote:

Hey ya babes,
Just a quick message to let you know every post Pighead read by you makes his knobbly knees tremble and his black heart skip a beat.Keep it up sweetcheeks.
xxx

Ha ha ha, well just a quick message to let you know that every post sillysausage reads by you makes her laugh out loud, and often result in her being on the recieving end of quite a few puzzled looks from her co-workers!

Keep up the good work, you are a genius,

Ms Silly Sausage x

Elara Lady

.... no one PM's me....... maybe its cause im still very new here..

Femelade

sillysausage wrote:

Ha ha ha, well just a quick message to let you know that every post sillysausage reads by you makes her laugh out loud, and often result in her being on the recieving end of quite a few puzzled looks from her co-workers!

Keep up the good work, you are a genius,

Ms Silly Sausage x

got the same pm......

i feel used.

AngryBadger

Elara Lady wrote:

.... no one PM's me....... maybe its cause im still very new here..

You need to pcik a male poster with the right panásh and then pm him, then true love will blossom....u know after you forget about the guy on boards

Heyes

Kiera wrote:

Please tell me you are messing about, Heyes? He told me I was his one and only. He told me he only had eyes for me. I even told him I loved him.

God I feel like such a mug!!

Im sorry to say kiera, it is but true. I felt it was appropriate to let the other ladies in on his little slutting secret.

Piggie, were hurt

RoundyMooney

Pighead loves me apparently... I feel dirty...

Elara Lady

PM me something nice please.......:D

DaBreno

No one PMs me unless to threaten Mutilation of my genetalia. Somedays are worse than others I suppose.

Kinetic^

Elara Lady wrote:

.... no one PM's me....... maybe its cause im still very new here..

Probably....you should really start spamming people's PM inbox, if you include a picture of yourself it will get fast tracked up their list too

raheny red

I have never received any pm's from women on this forum

Anyway, the only pm I have in my inbox at the moment is from a man and it reads;

hi there i have a few cans to spare if ur interested?.are u on msn messenger?.:eek:

I'm scared!

Kiera

sillysausage wrote:

Ha ha ha, well just a quick message to let you know that every post sillysausage reads by you makes her laugh out loud, and often result in her being on the recieving end of quite a few puzzled looks from her co-workers!

Keep up the good work, you are a genius,

Ms Silly Sausage x

Wánker!!!

Pighead wrote:

Hey ya babes,
Just a quick message to let you know every post Pighead read by you makes his knobbly knees tremble and his black heart skip a beat.Keep it up sweetcheeks. And I mean that Kiera, thats straight from the heart.Forgive me babes.
xxx

Elara Lady

that sounds a bit crazy.....theres a photo of me in the "know your nerds" thread......

RoundyMooney

Hmph. Mine was generic, now I feel used as well as dirty...

RoundyMooney

Elara Lady wrote:

that sounds a bit crazy.....theres a photo of me in the "know your nerds" thread......

He knows. That was, I believe, a compliment.

Elara Lady

RoundyMooney wrote:

He knows. That was, I believe, a compliment.

:rolleyes: ah a blonde moment i think...... thank for putting my straight

Kiera

Oh and by the way shít-for-brains, Kernels *secret pm lover* name begins with a K not a L you fúckwit!!