Snakes On A Plane!!!

Sgt. Politeness

IMDB wrote:

"Samuel L. Jackson only signed on for this film because the title was "Snakes on a Plane". When the film makers tried to change it to "Flight 121", Jackson was adamant to keep it "Snakes on a Plane".

http://imdb.com/title/tt0417148/

Oh my god. Snakes on a plane. If this isnt the worst best movie of all time ill be gutted. The possibilites for sequels are endless too according to imbd forums..
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Snakes on a plane 2: Planes on a snake
Year 2060. The US Army now uses giant snakes as army bases. The biggest snake-base, Sssrah!, is being attacked by giant bees. It's the 5 snake's best pilots job to go out and defend the snake from the bees in their supersonic snake venom powered jet.
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What about "Snakes on a Plane 3: Plakes on a Snane". A non-sensical charming romp through the coma induced dreams of a 12 year old retarded boy. It could have a shocking twist towards the end revealing that the boy became retarded after watching Snakes on a Plane and it's sequels. And he's in a coma because he got hit by a truck... full of snakes...
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snakes on a plane four: snakes on a plain. Like the award-winning kevin bacon film, "tremors." but more snakes.
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Snakes on a plane 2: Snakes on a boat.
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Snakes on a Plane 9: Bears on a Train

Joe Rogan from Fear Factor comes back and makes everyone eat the snakes. Bears with a European descent climb onto a train where Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are spending the night, and Tom Cruise says "Our publicity has gone too far!" just as George Bush is eaten and a twist reminescent to "The Crying Game".
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Snakes on a Plane 10:Snakes Gone Wild!

Snoop Dogg and his crew go to a wild party and encounter all sorts of wild party snakes willing to bear it all for the cameras.
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Snakes on a Plane 12: Snakes Stake Claim

It's 1849 and the Old West is in for an ass-kicking in the latest in the Snakes installment. Young Claim-Jumpin' Prospectors Billy Gums and Exposition McGee have just found the greatest gold claim of their careers. But, uh oh! Some ruthless, super-intelligent snakes come from the future have narrowly beat them to it. Watch these two groups duke it out with some pickaxes, sacks, and pans in a battle to the gold. The enemies draw a truce, however, when the painted ladies at the Golden Maidenhead need their help to battle the zombies that the snakes accidentally brought back from the future in their time machine. A claim's been staked this Holiday season, and that claim is adventure!
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Snakes 19: Snake HARD

Ever since Die Hard debuted the concept of action in an office building, action movies have happened in smaller and smaller spaces. First it was "Under Siege" (Die Hard in a boat) then "Speed" came along and introduced action in a elevator which beat every other movie... until NOW.

Snakes 19 stars a new team of detectives tracking down the world's most deadly assassin - INSIDE A SNAKE.
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Snakes on a plane 20; Alien Vs Predator Vs Snake. aka "Weekend at Bernie's 3"

This movie finally combines america's favourite thriller franchises into one epic tale that will forever answer the question; "Who would win in a fight, sensibility or aliens?"

Or alternately

Snakes on a plane 20; The snake whisperer.

Basq

Film Forum, to be honest!

Sgt. Politeness

and the trailer:

http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane

Femelade

st patrick might like it..or hate it....ah i dunno what point i was making....anyway...

film forum....

Jumpy

The Naked Chef : Snacks on a Plane

panda100

Jumpy wrote:

The Naked Chef : Snacks on a Plane

Dont go giving Jamie Oliver ideas!

Manic Moran

Sgt. Politeness wrote:

http://imdb.com/title/tt0417148/
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Snakes on a plane 2: Planes on a snake
Year 2060. The US Army now uses giant snakes as army bases. The biggest snake-base, Sssrah!, is being attacked by giant bees. It's the 5 snake's best pilots job to go out and defend the snake from the bees in their supersonic snake venom powered jet.

*THE DIFFERENTIAL THEORY OF ARMY SPECIAL OPERATIONS FORCES*
Upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operation (AO):

- Leg: Runs screaming away from the snake.

- Paratrooper: Kills the snake.

- Armor: Runs over snake, giggles, and looks for more snakes.

- Infantry: "Look, a putty cat. Come 'ere kitty....Ouch! Hey, That's not a kitty cat."

- Infantry (alt): Ugh! Me See Snake. Me Like Snake. Ouch! Me No Like Snake.

- Army Aviation: Has GPS grid to snake. Couldn't find snake. Back to base for crew rest and a manicure..

- Ranger: Plays with the snake, then eats it.

- Ranger (alt): Assaults the snake's home and secures it for use by friendly snakes.

- SEAL: Expends all ammunition, several grenades and calls for naval gunfire in a failed attempt to kill the snake. The snake bites the SEAL then retreats to safety.

- Corps Artillery: Kills snake, but in the process kills several hundred civilians with a massive TOT with three FA BDEs in support. Mission is considered a success and all participants are awarded Silver Stars. (Cooks, Mechanics, Legal Clerks etc.)

- Marine Recon: Follows the snake and gets lost.

- Combat Controller: Guides the snake elsewhere.

- Para-rescue: Wounds the snake in first encounter, then feverishly works to save the snakes life.

- Engineer: Studies snake. Prepares in-depth doctrinal thesis in obscure 5 series FM about how to defeat snake using counter-mobility assets. Complains that maneuver forces don't understand how to properly conduct doctrinal counter snake operations. (Engineer School tries to hide the fact that M9 ACE proves ineffective against snake)

- Special Forces: Makes contact with the snake, builds rapport, wins its heart and mind, then trains it to kill other snakes.

- Procurement: Orders feasibility and cost study for Mobile Counter-Snake Attack and Deterrence System, tentatively coded the XMCSADS 1-A-2 (the 1-A-1 model was just the idea). Develops prototype with full-tracked mobility, 15-inch-equivalent Chobham armor, and a servo-controlled, laser-guided 11-foot titanium pole (nobody would go near it with a 10-foot pole), with a Y-shaped prong at the end and a teflon-coated, steel cable retractible noose. In field test, prototype causes so much ground vibration that every snake within 100 miles scurries underground, causing the XMCSADS to run out of fuel and be towed back to base before it can even test the capture systems. Developer assures Pentagon that the unit can work if it is upgraded to support nuclear power plant so it won't have to stop to refuel. When word of this leaks out, anti-nuclear activists join herpatologists in picketing manufacture and testing sites. Fifteen years later, Congress is still debating whether to cancel the $300-billion project when a cross-eyed private on midnight watch at Fort Spittoon, Alabama discovers that snakes can easily be killed with a flashlight and a 9mm pistol. The private mentions this to his platoon sergeant, who passes the idea up the chain of command; the private is given a "medical discharge," and the XMCSADS project continues until the private appears on 60 MINUTES, at which point the Pentagon concedes that "while snakes pose a grave danger to the national security, we have been hoodwinked with the XMCSADS project and we intend to pursue legal action against those responsible."

Dooom

ROFL

Nice one Manic