Top O' the Mornin to ya!! (Offshul ST PADDIES DAY DRUNK AND DISORDERLY THREAD!)

Scraggs

Happy St. Patricks Day folks...

To celebrate pop open a can and join us as this is the thread where ya post as if your an extra in Oirish film classics such as 'Darby O'Gill and the Little People' and 'The Quiet Man'..


Ah begorrah

Sparky

ah sure whats an good crackin' lass like yourslef doin up this early. Sure the parade isnt till 12, we wont start drinking till 8am so

Ah mahullahulla

amp

po TAy to

sanncoo

Well, if it isn't the little people payin' us a vist?

Rhyme

sanncoo wrote:

Well, if it isn't the little people payin' us a vist?

Ah gerrim' off me, off OFF!

/me scrabbles to claw the little people off legs and arms

amp wrote:

po TAy to

My sentiments exactly

amp

In this thread we shall post pictures, words and smells associated with this day of drunkeness.

WOOT!

IT'S MY OLD FAVOURITE!

Nevyn

[quote=© 1972, 2001 c.e.
words by Isaac Bonewits ]
When childhild's fire was in my blood, I dreamed of ancient dreemen,
Against the Church who boldly stood, as Pagans and as Heathen.
And then I prayed I yet might see, the Druids in the glen,
And Ireland long the churches' toy, be Pagan once again!
Be Pagan once again, be Pagan once again,
And Ireland long the churches' toy, be Pagan once again!

The Old Gods only sleep you know, although betrayed and slandered.
They guarded us from every woe, and blessed each crop and fine herd.
Then Patrick, he drove the snakes away, and brought the churches in.
'Twas a bloody poor bargain, I would say -- let's be Pagan once again!
Be Pagan once again, be Pagan once again,
'Twas a bloody poor bargain, I would say -- let's be Pagan once again!

And ever since that wretched day, when first Ireland went Christian,
We've suffered woe in every way, with our freedom made the worst "sin".
They set us at each other's throats, to murder kith and kin.
Too long we've been their starving goats -- let's be Pagan once again!
Be Pagan once again, be Pagan once again,
Too long we've been their starving goats -- let's be Pagan once again!

Both Catholic and Protestant, led us round by our noses,
Distracting from the deadly scent, of England's bleedin' roses!
Kick every preacher 'cross the sea, burn out their golden dens.
It's the only way we'll ever be free -- let's be Pagan once again!
Be Pagan once again, be Pagan once again,
It's the only way we'll ever be free -- let's be Pagan once again![/quote]

there you go that my contrabutions to the silliness of the day.

Black hole sun

WUHAy,its a great day for the irish

amp

gOD DAMN IT Thaedydal TODAY IS NOTHING TO DO WITH RELIGION. it's to do with drinking and celebrating being Irish in general and besides WHICH ST PATRICK didn't convert the whole bleedin island THAT'S A MYTH just LIKE YOUR FAKE RELIGION!

YOU'RE RUINING MY THREAD!

Sparky

th1s is funneh

Nevyn

This is the coocoo'snest not the thunderdome :P
this is the home of silliness and I happen to think that song is silly.
Hell I think the old version song is silly.
Don't be such a grump or I will go find the one about bring back the snakes.

Rhyme

Guinness Ice-Cream

Makes 1 quart

1/2 vanilla bean, split lengthwise
1 cup whole milk
1 cup heavy cream
2/3 cup Guinness stout
2 tablespoons plus 2 teaspoons molasses
4 egg yolks
1/3 cup sugar
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

1. In a medium saucepan, scrape in the vanilla bean seeds. Add the pod, milk, and cream. Bring to a boil over medium heat. Turn off the heat, cover the pan, and let the flavors infuse for 30 minutes.

2. Meanwhile, in a small saucepan over medium-high heat, whisk together the stout and molasses. Bring to a boil and turn off heat.

3. In a large mixing bowl, whisk the yolks, sugar, and vanilla extract. Whisk in a few tablespoons of the hot cream mixture, then slowly whisk in another 1/4 cup of the cream. Add the remaining cream in a steady stream, whisking constantly. Pour the mixture back into the saucepan.

4. Stir the beer mixture into the cream mixture. Cook the custard over medium heat, stirring often with a wooden spoon, for 6 to 8 minutes or until the custard thickens enough to coat the back of the spoon.

5. Strain the mixture into a bowl and refrigerate for at least 2 hours or overnight. Process the custard in an ice cream maker according to the manufacturer's instructions.

Sarky

amp wrote:

po TAy to

WHAT'S TATERS PRECIOUS?

Scraggs

Ah begorrah shure whats teh craic?
ah sure its 90..
cheers slainte
may the road rise with you
begorrah

Tar.Aldarion

Damn the invention of whiskey, damn it!

Sparky

ohhhh megre

Sparky

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