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24 plot generator

  • 16-03-2006 2:57pm
    #1
    La Cucaracha
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭


    [FONT=verdana, arial]Right now, cattle-prods are plotting to install Windows 95 on a jewel-encrusted llama. My ice-cream cone is glittery, and dustbins that I work with may be part-time.
    [/FONT][FONT=verdana, arial]I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most claustrophobic jackrabbit of my life.[/FONT]

    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/24.cgi


Comments

  • #2
    Morrigan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 331 ✭✭Morrigan


    Right now, trampolines are plotting to censor a faulty nostril. My bishop is rank, and cucumbers that I work with may be Victorian.

    I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most fluted paper hat of my life.


  • #3
    Femelade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    eh, TCN tbh.
    shut this down!


  • #4
    The OP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 296 ✭✭The OP


    Wow - that's lame and kooky.


  • #5
    kensutz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,200 ✭✭✭kensutz


    Right now, midgets are plotting to go out with a haploid gerbil. My Space Ghost Decoder Ring is salty, and glove puppets that I work with may be unsuitable.

    I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most very silly chair of my lif


  • #6
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Femmy wrote:
    eh, TCN tbh.
    shut this down!

    '24', to be honest.
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=629

    Moderators of 'After Hours', could you please move it there, as I would see it more suitable there.

    Thanks.


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  • #7
    Megatron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    Right now, sodomites are plotting to paint strange symbols on a broody spotlight. My sock and fax machine are flippant, and megaliths that I work with may be galactic.
    I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the angriest false limb of my life.


  • #8
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Megatron wrote:
    Right now, sodomites are plotting to paint strange symbols on a broody spotlight. My sock and fax machine are flippant, and megaliths that I work with may be galactic.
    I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the angriest false limb of my life.

    "My Sock and Fax machine are flippant" :)

    well, i find it funny


  • #9
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Right now, shoes are plotting to levitate a small photograph.(Ha!) My tram is pornographic, and goldfish ponds that I work with may be mucky.
    I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most cursed poppadum of my life.



    For some reason, I find them funny.


  • #10
    YeatsCounty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,474 ✭✭✭YeatsCounty


    Right now, partridges are plotting to ask questions about a miniaturised bra-strap. My traffic cone and kiwi are post-modern, and mineral deposits that I work with may be urgently-needed.

    I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the naughtiest knight of my life.
    Ooh Matron.


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