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Request for quotes.

Hobbes · 2006-03-16 09:49:37

I am sure everyone has seen a quote they like from another boards member. I am compiling a list for the biki. [wiki]Classic Quotes[/wiki]. Anyone care to add (any posted as replies will be added).

16-03-2006 9:49am

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I am sure everyone has seen a quote they like from another boards member.

I am compiling a list for the biki. [wiki]Classic Quotes[/wiki].

Anyone care to add (any posted as replies will be added).

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#2 16-03-2006 9:57am

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My fav

when ur dead u got some more lives but in real life u die theres no respawn nothing

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#3 16-03-2006 10:15am

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biko wrote:

My fav

yea but I need to know who on boards.ie said it. Not looking for general quotes.

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#4 16-03-2006 10:18am

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Oh, it was xxxxx

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#5 16-03-2006 10:30am

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Not from another boards member.

Me and my mates were tlaking about Aidan walsh(master of the universe)

Anyways, my mate was talking to these people who didnt know who Aidan Walsh was.

My mate said "Aidan Walsh is the Brad Pit of Irish Media" I wrote it down as soon as he said it, was around 4 years ago. He was Totally serious

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#6 16-03-2006 10:33am

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My dad is heading to Holand at the weekend and he wants to bring home some weed/ hash or what ever for personal supply
He doesnt want to end up in jail so any advice on what to tell him on how to not get caught? he was asking me last night but I havn't got a clue
I wouldnt usually condone this behavior... lol but he's my dad so ..

coolsmileygirl.

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#7 16-03-2006 10:41am

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On the subject of a poster's reluctance to use a communal shower:-

WhiteWashMan: "have a shower. no one cares what your penis looks like. really. no one cares. jump in, the waters lovely."

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#8 16-03-2006 10:44am

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Originally Posted by gaf1983

Got off the bus on Sunday and there he was at the corner outside Garvey's pub just watching. Watching and waiting.

This about a guy in Galway, well known to locals.

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#9 16-03-2006 12:52pm

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damn it. femmy beat me to it.

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#10 16-03-2006 1:07pm

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julep wrote:

damn it. femmy beat me to it.

me is on ze ball boi!

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#11 16-03-2006 3:49pm

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I thought I got CuLT where it hurts here.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054860178&highlight=la+blue+girl

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#12 16-03-2006 3:54pm

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Another one of Tar's here.

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#13 16-03-2006 4:03pm

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This tickles my fancy.

Kojak wrote:

What if Bosco's war machine lay in ruins?

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#14 16-03-2006 4:04pm

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sillysausage wrote:

Disorder Rating Information
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Oh my god, I never realised I was such a horrible human being, probably because I was too busy being a an attention seeking, self centred bastard.

I know your all tlaking about me in Private Messages by the way, ****!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054865510&page=2&highlight=personality%2C+disorder

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#15 16-03-2006 4:07pm

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=50788911&postcount=691

I find this very funny.

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#16 16-03-2006 4:14pm

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I liked this one recently...

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#17 16-03-2006 4:18pm

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Quotes people.. not whole posts.

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#18 16-03-2006 4:27pm

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This is like the ****ing Abercrombie thread all over again, except more cringe-inducing
- Pet, #723 of the LeRack thread

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#19 16-03-2006 5:03pm

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"Bummers" ~ Polmki

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#20 16-03-2006 7:03pm

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This day has just beaten all known records for sucking cocks in hell.
Pet, #2377, Offical "rant/bitch/moan thread"

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#21 17-03-2006 12:06am

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Origin: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=50909795&postcount=78

netwhizkid wrote:

Look bubbles if you are this good with hacking, etc. why don't you but your obvious skills to good use and work for the Gardaí or some company like Symantec

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#22 17-03-2006 12:27am

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Roffle

I've used a few choice quotes from Gordon in my sig over the years here.
I'll see if I can find my favourite

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#23 17-03-2006 12:34am

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Bob The Nero wrote:

Day 3....Still no reply.........How long have I been on this godforsaken island?..........In this hole in the ground,with only a monitor and keypad for company........Maybe I`m dead!..Maybe I`m in a parallel world.......Maybe I`m alone........Helloooooo, Is there anybody out there.............

In Newbies/FAQ

NetPissKid wrote:

Mods, Admins, Cmods Smods, Everyone Don Yer Battle Gear!

Okay boards is under attack, I have counted a thread in Computers, Irelandoffline and Feedback, all containing a link to a page that brings up gross pron and malware. You know the same one Bubbles caught myself with on IRC. Take this little upstart out of it Devore style.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=51056088&postcount=2

NetPissKid wrote:

Ok I only half read it and then proceeded to give my usual advice. Which is usually very good.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=51047647&postcount=13

NetPissKid wrote:

My own personaly opinons of Americans is that first of all. George W. Bush is not an idiot but actually very intelligent...

It's all relative... ->http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=51028676#post51028676

NetPissKid wrote:

Smokers are not even second class citizens, Dude you forgot the Alcoholics and the Drug addicts. Neither of which harm your health, providing you don't get into a fight or share needles or something...

All those health problems are just coincidence -> http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=51028577#post51028577

NetPissKid wrote:

Seriously you don't want to mess with the Mods or Admins. They have powers and are truly not to be messed with. They once made me cry

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=51026985#post51026985

Seconded:

NetPissKid wrote:

Look bubbles if you are this good with hacking, etc. why don't you but your obvious skills to good use and work for the Gardaí or some company like Symantec)

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#24 17-03-2006 12:44am

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Found it

Gordon wrote:

I was thinking about moving this to the English board to see if they could decipher it with their enigma code machines but I think I'll just lock it for... posterior posterity.

post link

It was in response to

Billy Turdhed wrote:

I was on the weather board and was referred by the moderator to this one...Problem..

In hot humid weather the auld kex get a bit soggy and irritate the kluster...sorta wine glow job... I have tried peat moss rubbed in and sea salt and cooking oil.... Nothing works

She's red raw...HEEEELP!

WPT

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#25 17-03-2006 1:16am

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biko wrote:

My fav

when ur dead u got some more lives but in real life u die theres no respawn nothing

ahh a good old FPS Doug quote. BOOM HEADSHOT!! I CAN DANCE ALL DAY!!

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#26 17-03-2006 1:31am

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Eppie-x wrote:

and i read the rules and theres no rule against the rape of senses

(That is a full quote btw) -> http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=50958072&postcount=3

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