Future world cup puns

Bodhidharma

The world cup will soon be upon us and you and i both know that can only mean one thing. Thats right, awful tabloid puns.

God i love em. The matches pale in insignificance to the artistry the like of The Sun, The Mirror and The News of the World come up with. I only wish thw world cup was on every year. Anyway here is some puns to get us started. (Remember a good pun should be associated with a sterotype, film, song or book)

1. Roo Beauty! - England win the world cup with a hat trick in the final
2. Roo Idiot! - England knocked out after Wayne slaps German
3. Thats Ballacks! - Last minute German pen knocks England out
4. Argie bargie - Dirty argies get 2 sent off
5. Who's a Luca boy then? - Toni's deflection sees italians through


Wayne Rooney ones are the easiest, have a go.

therecklessone

Bodhidharma wrote:

5. Who's a Luca boy then? - Toni's deflection sees italians through


Wayne Rooney ones are the easiest, have a go.

Missed the rather obvious one.

Roos a lucky boy then? - Rooney headbutts an opponent, but the ref sees it and deems it a yellow card offence, so he doesn't miss the final.

DoctorEdgeWild

1: What Roo talking about Willis? - Willis from diff'rent strokes takes over as England manager and drops Wayne Rooney hours before the final.

2: We wuz robbed - England are beaten fairly.

3: Mighty Mourinho defies UEFA top brass - Somehow Chelsea enter, compete in and win the World Cup.

4: Why does it always Wayne on him? - Rooney caught in German sex club with another 50 yo slapper.

5: Wayne in the arse - Rooney, Sol Campbell, Ashley Cole and Graeme Le Saux are pictured in compromising positions in a German gay club.

therecklessone

WE SANK THE BELGRANO - The Sun, morning before England don't play Argentina.

county

Bodhidharma wrote:

1. Roo Beauty! - England win the world cup with a hat trick in the final

yes i can see it now,,,,,






wake up, wake up.

every one has dreams:)

kensutz

county wrote:

Bodhidharma wrote:

1. Roo Beauty! - England win the world cup with a hat trick in the final

yes i can see it now,,,,,






wake up, wake up.

every one has dreams:)

It will happen

OTliddy

DoctorEdgeWild wrote:

2: We wuz robbed - England are beaten fairly.

LOL, brilliant! All mine are terrible:o
Messi teamx go out - Messi tears apart a ragged teamx.
Czech mate - Czechs beat Italy
Didier dive!? - Drogba wins a dramatic penalty for Ivory coast by diving
ROBBED! - England undeservedly beat Paraguay after a series of amzing saves from Paul Robinson
Moron Goran - Sven Goran Erikson deploys terrible tactics to lose all 3 group games
When it Waynes it pours - Rooney scores a hat-trick
ParaGAY - Paraguay beat England
Brazil win World cup - Brazil win world cup

county

OTliddy wrote:

LOL, brilliant! All mine are terrible:o
Messi teamx go out - Messi tears apart a ragged teamx.
Czech mate - Czechs beat Italy
Didier dive!? - Drogba wins a dramatic penalty for Ivory coast by diving
ROBBED! - England undeservedly beat Paraguay after a series of amzing saves from Paul Robinson
Moron Goran - Sven Goran Erikson deploys terrible tactics to lose all 3 group games
When it Waynes it pours - Rooney scores a hat-trick
ParaGAY - Paraguay beat England
Brazil win World cup - Brazil win world cup

dont mess with the dream:p

yom 1

DoctorEdgeWild wrote:

2: We wuz robbed - England are beaten fairly.

3: Mighty Mourinho defies UEFA top brass - Somehow Chelsea enter, compete in and win the World Cup.

LMAO at both of those:D

Big Ears

Braziliance-Brazil through to the next round with a great performance
Messi win for Argentinian's- Messi scores the winning goal for Argentina in a scrappy game

FatherTed

DoctorEdgeWild wrote:

2: We wuz robbed - England are beaten fairly.

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Dont they do that one every time???
Also...

Pope knocks Rome - USA's Eddie Pope scores last minute goal against Italy

gimmick

They have got TOGO for it - Togo need to win to qualify from their group.

Davei141

Cant believe nobody posted....

gOWEN HOME!= Owens hamstrings go, again.

FatherTed

"Thats so Ruud!" - Van Nistelrooy misses penalty
"Dutch Robben again!"

Rikand

FatherTed wrote:

Dont they do that one every time???
Also...

Pope knocks Rome - USA's Eddie Pope scores last minute goal against Italy

Brilliant!

smackbunnybaby

yawn - angola versus iran

tetsujin1979

Cocky Robben killed by a-row: Robben dropped from Dutch side after arguing with the coach

God that's awful!

Bodhidharma

"Holy S**t" - Iran's leader calls for protests against the "infadels" world cup after Iran are knocked out wiyhout scoring a goal.

" Ruud poohed on my food" - Man u star Van Nistlrooy in trouble for s**ting on kid's hot- dog. "He was american", explained the equine featured star.

"Brazil capatalise on Rio" - Ferdinand fails to clear header because he is weighed down by enormous pay cheque.

"Roo saw the whole of the moon" - wayne drops his kecks to fifa top brass

"Becksploitation" - David begins the world cup with new hairstyle, a giant afro!

BaZmO*

FatherTed wrote:

Pope knocks Rome - USA's Eddie Pope scores last minute goal against Italy

Bodhidharma wrote:

"Becksploitation" - David begins the world cup with new hairstyle, a giant afro!

DoctorEdgeWild wrote:

We wuz robbed - England are beaten fairly.

Mighty Mourinho defies UEFA top brass - Somehow Chelsea enter, compete in and win the World Cup.

Best one's so far.