How much are you worth?

Tar.Aldarion

www.humanforsale.com


I am interested in buying some people on boards. Please fill out this form and let me know how much I will have to pay for you.
I think people should be ranked on what they are worth in monetary terms and in those terms alone. What do you think?
Is there a price you would place on a human?
What would make somebody worth more to you?
Is there a price you would place on yourself?

EDIT: Happy Steak and Blowjob Day everybody!

Beruthiel

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I think people should be ranked on what they are worth in monetary terms and in those terms alone. What do you think??

I think, if you think that, you're an idiot.....

You are worth exactly $1,795,134 =(

Tar.Aldarion

Beruthiel wrote:

I think, if you think that, you're an idiot.....

Quiet you. I'm trying to oust people for my ignore list.


I'll take one bluewolf at asking price.

The_Conductor

<a href="http://www.humanforsale.com&quot; title="How much am I worth?">I am worth $2,261,130 on HumanForSale.com</a>

Beruthiel

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Quiet you. I'm trying to oust people for my ignore list.

and you think this is helping?!

Kermitt

I am worth $1,989,050

A bit measly really. Thought a person would be worth more than that. Meh!

Really though - No price for a person - Just their shopping bill!!

Pythia

$2,383,414.

connundrum

You are worth exactly $2,167,258.. ono

MonkeyTennis

around 2.5million. Anyone lend me a tenner?

el tel

I'm worth $2,584,468.

I think I'll trade myself in against a helicopter.

delly

$1,972,156

Femelade

I am worth $2,083,576 on HumanForSale.com

Tar.Aldarion

You will now be given your rankings in my eyes. >_>
Hopefully boards will implement this as a standard procedure and it shall go like this.

Femmy
Registered User





Join Date: May 2005
Location: corcaigh
Posts: 1,139
Worth:$2,083,576
Blog | Friends

You are a number, you are not a person.

ferdi

i'm only worth 1.8million

Rhyme

$2,705,068...

Im not exactly about to sell myself though...

biko

$1,923,030
I'm not free but I'm cheap...

constitutionus

1,843,056. and thats in dollars:rolleyes: ah well least i dont have to worry about spam. used a old co opted email address so some poor buggers gonna learn a lot about me:D

kaimera

1,713.170 XPT

Heh.

Attol

$1,429,030

I'm not worth very much

ambro25

What hogsh1t :rolleyes:

Excerpts-

Weight: 175 lbs $0
Profession: Legal $0
Alcohol: Occasionally $0
Divorced: No $0
Gamble: Never $0

Really makes you wonder about the values underpinning that survey :mad:

Kernel

Pink FLoyd said it best:

Money, get away.
Get a good job with good pay and you’re okay.
Money, it’s a gas.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I’ll buy me a football team.

Money, get back.
I’m all right jack keep your hands off of my stack.
Money, it’s a hit.
Don’t give me that do goody good bull****.
I’m in the high-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a lear jet.

Money, it’s a crime.
Share it fairly but don’t take a slice of my pie.
Money, so they say
Is the root of all evil today.
But if you ask for a raise it’s no surprise that they’re
Giving none away.

kaimera

Hmm...as an offset from this, I tried my weight in gold, and after much conversions;

€1.2 odd million is my weight in gold.

Blisterman

$1,933,070
But I'm in college. Hopefully that'll go up when I get a job.

Peteee

$1,712,330

Meh

BossArky

$2,676,884

Zulu

I'm a bargin; a steal, at $2,115,666.

spiderlegs

$1,456,036
I'm so cheap...:(
But I know I'm priceless....:p

randomname

I am worth $3,021,166 but i could stand to be meeker.

How you like them beans?

YeatsCounty

$1,908,048

Pish posh. I'm worth at least two million.

Tails

Beruthiel wrote:

I think, if you think that, you're an idiot.....

Don't take everything so seriously!
Take it easy!

Celticfire

In reality I'm worth more dead than alive..........

Cutie18Ireland

You are worth exactly $2,831,170

Setun

I've got a fiver in my pocket.

Anyone willing to be bought?

casanova_kid

according to the website $1,627,032. You can actually buy me for nat though.

Kersh

<a href="http://www.humanforsale.com&quot; title="How much am I worth?">I am worth $2,258,044 on HumanForSale.com</a>
Me

Gator

$8333333333333333333333333333333300000000000000011111111111111111114444444444565645613452387901823709812340561234087568123649028734-9728309481239840-913287589127345:d

Mossy Monk

You are worth exactly $1,560,360

LadyJ

$1,823,570 but the whole thing was ridiculous!

I didn't go to high school or sit SATs! Plus,I have lotsa savings dammit!

Angels

$1,075,310

Im depressed now cause i taught i was priceless!!!!

spiderlegs

Daddio wrote:

I've got a fiver in my pocket.

Anyone willing to be bought?

Would you really wanna buy someone though? All they'd do would be to take up valuble space!
Anyways I'm worth more than that...;)

_Turismo4

My girlfriend says I’m worthless:(

mike65

$1,858,362 but at least I was honest!

Mike.

county

$1.702.840,happy with that:)

LegacyUser

$1,844,066 !

Ruu_Old

I am worth exactly $1,394,010. Tar you can pay me in pennies

azezil

$2,318,040. yay *\o/*

Hmmmmm...

Gender: Male $200,000
Age: 10 $50,000
Ethnicity: Latino/Hispanic $130,000
Height: 7'0 $0
Weight: 600 lbs. $0
Body Type: Athletic $25,000
Hair Color: Grey ($10,000)
Eye Color: Brown $1,000
Handed: Left $0
Body Hair: Very Hairy ($5,000)
Shoe Size: 16 $0
Bald: Yes ($25,000)
20/20 Eyesight: Yes $5,000
Penis Size: 9 inches $0
Cavities: More than 4 $0
Athletic Ability: Excellent $100,000
Attractiveness: NA $100,000
IQ: 75 ($200,010)
SAT Score: 1600 $87,000
HS GPA: 3.9 $37,050
Education: Doctorate Degree $0
Bilingual: NA $0
Income: NA $0
Profession: Management Consulting $0
Alcohol: Excessively ($25,000)
Smoker: No $15,000
Pot: Yes ($15,000)
Drugs: Yes ($45,000)
Exercise: Excessively $5,000
Divorced: Yes ($25,000)
Comitted Felony: No $15,000
Watch Television: Excessively $0
Sexuality: NA ($40,000)
Style: Excellent $65,000
Artistic: Excellent $65,000
Sense of Humor: Above Average $45,000
Addictive Personality: Yes ($15,000)
Give to Charity: Yes $25,000
Adult Content: Excessively $0
Gamble: Excessively $0
Multiplier x2
Total: $1,210,080

The Sweeper

$2,098,666

...jebus but that's a lot of beer.

JohnCleary

I'm worth $2.4m! :eek:

OTliddy

$1,945,730, and that's with the lowest income!