Favourite Poker Phrases

Bananna man

Hey all... what are some of your favorite poker slogans, sayings, one-liners etc.???

e.g. "dead money" , "girls love it when i go all in", etc.....

Hectorjelly

lets not turn this rape into a murder, oh sorry wrong forum

Culchie

I hate these type of threads. (not a phrase btw)

Hectorjelly

Culchie wrote:

I hate these type of threads. (not a phrase btw)

much better than those damn hand histories you keep posting

willis

Stolen from Scotty Ngyuen at 2003 WSOP:

"Is this not blackjack? God man, i thought we were playin blackjack", after scotty had reraised someone holding 8 3 offsuit.

We did this a lot at the cash tables in LA, reraising etc with 7 4 and coming out with this line. It got the Yanks on total tilt, was so funny

Culchie

Hectorjelly wrote:

much better than those damn hand histories you keep posting

You must be on about the two I posted this year.

gerry87

"Whoah pocket aces first hand, thanks dealer!" Then someone goes and raises before him, he throws his cards into the muck "ah, they weren't suited."

opr

AK - Stands for Anna kournikova - its looks dam good but just never seems to win.

Your born broke , you die broke and everything in betweem is just fluctuation ....... ALL IN

Bandana boy

"You goddamn C***Sucking MotherF***ing Fishing ugly Ba****d "

Me this weekend

Dub13

I don't say cheesy things at the table.You are more likely to hear me say something like...


"Is the coffee nice here..."


"Fcuk.."

"How much is that doggy in the window....?"

Sparky1808

Bandana boy wrote:

"You goddamn C***Sucking MotherF***ing Fishing ugly Ba****d "

Me this weekend

Bandana boy

opr wrote:

AK - Stands for Anna kournikova - its looks dam good but just never seems to win.

Your born broke , you die broke and everything in betweem is just fluctuation ....... ALL IN

I actually said this to a guy in a tourney in Cork this week after his AK suited called my all in 68os and lost

he didnt find the humour in it

Ardent

I love anything Sammy Farha comes out with. He's effortlessly cool.

DocO

Loved the Is this not blackjack one will, some fun. Culchie these threads are a bit of light fun to vary from the serious poker chats, which is absoultely no harm at all.

few faves of mine are pocket nines, German virgin (NINE NINE)

or when someone shouts out loud for a card to complete their str8 draw, when its clear that the card they are shouting for is infact 1 that they hold in their hand, and not d one to complete the draw!

or the fave when some claims pot odds in a completely worng situtaion, hard not to break ur ass laughin. (3 limpers, one lad raises all in for 20 *bb, and mr pot odds has to call!)

also the Jenna Jameson - whole cards 69

DeVore

Sexist offensive and nasty.... (but funneh)

"I'm all over that flop like cum on a pornstar's jabs. " -- Lafortezza.

"I'm running all over this table." "You aint running **** but you're mouth..."

"Will you know your way home in the dark?" Denise to a player who left the tournie after the break... takes a bit of thought that one

"How could you call on the end?" "I can read you like a book" "Oh you can can you?" "Yeah and you know what... its not War and Peace either" -- Me to Tony the Taximan.

DeV.

Rnger

This just like the "Funniest things you hear at the table" thread... but i liked that thread!

A players all-in is called. The caller turns over A3c. "Aw **** u got two overs on me", says the bettor as he shows his 22.

5starpool

Just to be different I will let you know what is some of my least favourite poker terminology.

Use of the terms hero/villian. This ain't no pantomime. There are no good/bad guys, just good/bad play.

beamo

DocO wrote:

also the Jenna Jameson - whole cards 69

i prefer to call it big lick!:D

RoundTower

"I'll put you all in."

JuliusFranco

poker is the real winner

Marq

poker is the real winner

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thegaffer

i was playin a game in a house last weekend guy fold his hand straight away the clown beside him turns to him and says "did u have anything?"

kincsem

If you live long enough you see it all. (Doyle Brunson)

MrPillowTalk

Back in the days when the fish was a mere mortal, he had trotted off to Vegas with a fistful of dollars, but not quite a pocketful. He somehow managed to parlay his way up to 50 big ones, which was exactly the sit down required for the biggest game in town, which was PLO (Pot Limit Omaha). The devil sat there for a couple of hours doing his Donnacha impression, until eventually finding a hand to play. He flopped a set of Kings into a prefect broken flop of something like K,7,2 . So the devil obviously checks and lets the legendary Doyle Brunson bet the hand for him, before reluctantly calling. The turn showed another off-suit blank 9, and now the devilfish bets the pot straight out of trap 1, 13,000 dollars no less, thank you. Doyle Brunson sets him in for the other 30 large, thank you very much, 'cause you don't have anything'. And as Devilfish calls equally quickly, Doyle thinks 'wronggg'. No problemo though, 'cause Doyle has a 6,8 in his hand which is just perfect when the river turns up a 5. Another 100 large heads south to Texas. The Devilfish is not one to miss such an opportunity though. As he gets up from his seat he asks 'Doyle, next time you get that book of yours published, can you issue a paperback version ?'. 'Why's that ?' the southern drawl retorts. 'So that I can wipe my frigging arse with it'...The eloquence of the Devil is never forgotten.

(lifted from an article on blondepoker)

Lazare

One sure way of comin out of a casino with a small fortune is to go in with a large one!

kincsem

Don't tap the aquarium.

meaning ... don't give advice to the fish at the table.