Fr Ted Outtakes? [And many OT Fr Ted Quotes]!

Mexicola

Anyone ever seen any? I have the DVD's but none of them have any outtakes - would love to see some...

SoupyNorman

Thats because every scene was done in one take.

They were just that good.

djmarkus

"Ted, i'm sceptical as you know"

SoupyNorman

djmarkus wrote:

"Ted, i'm sceptical as you know"

CORRECTION...


"Ted, I'm very cynical as you know"

shabbyroad

down with this sort of thing

djmarkus

bravestarr082 wrote:

CORRECTION...


"Ted, I'm very cynical as you know"

Touché,

Of course, they all have lovely bottoms.

biko

"These cows are small, and the ones out there are far away"

The Bollox

Ted: Tom, you're not up to your old tricks again, are you?

Tom: No, Father, 'tis my money, I just didn't want to fill out the forms

Skyuser

"That would be an equmenical matter."

CrimE

Careful now.

Jerichoholic

"But theres no toilet in here"

aidan_dunne

"Eff you!"

aidan_dunne

"Eff your effing wife!"

aidan_dunne

"Ya big hairy arse!"

aidan_dunne

"Ya bastard!"

aidan_dunne

"Ya bollocks!"

aidan_dunne

"Get your bollocks out of my face!"

aidan_dunne

"Ride me sideways was another one!"










And, yes, before anyone complains about me putting all these quotes in seperate posts instead of one post, I did it deliberately in keeping with the thread. Normally I would put them in a single post but I thought it would be better and more in keeping with the previous posts if I did them seperately. So there!

The_g-man

Shuhr dats nuttin.....dya bileev me owan dag did dat ta me?....
Dusn't it luk lik a face?!

Bungalow Bill

Ah I'm gonna do a few in a row, feck yiz!!

Eoin McLove: "You leave me alone. I could have you killed!"

Dougal: "It's like a great big tide of jam. But jam made out of... old women"

Dougal: God, I've heard about those cults Ted. People dressing up in black and saying Our Lord's going to come back and save us all.
Ted: No, Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism.
Dougal: Oh right.

Dougal: Watch this, Ted. (rubs letters off blackboard) You see? You can rub off the letters.
Ted: But, Dougal, you can do that with any blackboard.
Dougal: What?


John O'Leary: What can we do for you Father?
Dougal: I was looking for a pair of handcuffs actually.
John: A pair of handcuffs? What do you need them for?
Dougal: Oh nothing much, they're for me and Ted.
Mary: You and Father Ted?
Dougal: Yeah, we're just trying something out.
John: Well emm, actually, funnily enough we do have a pair. Sergeant Thornton left them here when he retired.
Dougal: Retired from what?
John: From the police.
Dougal: The police? Was Sergeant Thornton a policeman?
John: Emm, he was yes. Why do you think he wore the uniform?
Dougal: Oh I thought he was just having a laugh.
John: Anyway here's the handcuffs.
Dougal: Great, bye now.

Package

mrs doyle "pat wanted to know if he could put his massive tool in my box"

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/1728/pages/sounds.html

some good sound bites here

dahamsta

aidan_dunne wrote:

"Ride me sideways was another one!"

Pauline McLynn adlibbed that while they were filming. They liked it so much they left it in.

SoupyNorman

"He's puncturing the tires Ted!"

"sorry about that.......[*smack*]"

"come on divorce referendum"

"FARGO BOYLE!......*murmored shock amoung the crowd*.......fuking hell"

Mexicola

So no outtakes then Ted .... :rolleyes:

dahamsta

Use your head: look at the DVD details on Amazon, if there's outttakes, they'll be on the DVDs.

adam

Morrigan

Ken Shabby wrote:

Use your head: look at the DVD details on Amazon, if there's outttakes, they'll be on the DVDs.

adam

I (like many others) have got the box set. No sign of any outtakes on it...

"So there he is. Risen from the dead. Like that fella.... E.T."

SoupyNorman

Morrigan wrote:

I (like many others) have got the box set. No sign of any outtakes on it...

"So there he is. Risen from the dead. Like that fella.... E.T."

I had the box set up until last friday when my house was broken into and it was stolen.........

The Bollox

bravestarr082 wrote:

I had the box set up until last friday when my house was broken into and it was stolen.........

Ted: oh no, did they take much?

Mrs. Doyle: no Father, I don't think you understand; SHE was robbed, they STOLE her.

sorry man, I had to

SoupyNorman

Marts wrote:

Ted: oh no, did they take much?

Mrs. Doyle: no Father, I don't think you understand; SHE was robbed, they STOLE her.

sorry man, I had to

No dont apologise....you DID have to!

djmarkus

Priest chatback, 189833201.

"Stupid Preists"

"Bunch of W***ers"

aidan_dunne

Ken Shabby wrote:

Pauline McLynn adlibbed that while they were filming. They liked it so much they left it in.

Yeah, I heard about that alright. Apparantly if you look closely you can see Dermot Morgan having to control himself from bursting out laughing as he leans back against the kitchen door after pushing Pauline McLynn into the kitchen just after she shouts it out. Keep an eye out next time you watch that scene for the face he makes as he tries not to laugh!

Actually, I forgot this line from that scene when I was posting earlier.

"I'll stick this effing pitchfork up your hole!" Classic!


Dougal: "Ted, did Len find the rabbits?"

Bishop Brennan: "What did he say?"

Ted: "Actually, your Grace, I'd best be honest and tell you........."

Bishop Brennan, shoving Ted out of the way and shouting down the stairs: "You address me by my proper title, ya little bollocks!"

User45701

Father Stack: I want to listen to some music.
Ted : Oh, that's fine, you go ahead there.
Father Stack: I wasn't asking for permission.

Fr. Stack: While you were out, I got the keys to your car. And drove it into a big wall. And if you don't like it, tough. I've had my fun, and that's all that matters.

dahamsta

Ted: Did you push the emergency button Dougal?
Dougal: Ah, come on Ted.
Ted: Did you Dougal?
Dougal: I did yeah.

Basq

Ah Jaysus.. all these brill quotes have me reaching to put the boxset on..

Whatcha think - season 1, 2 or 3?...

Stompbox

Eh Ted,I'm in tremendous pain

radiospan

djmarkus wrote:

Priest chatback, 189833201.

"Stupid Preists"

"Bunch of W***ers"

Ed Byrne getting a classic line in there.

Ted: What was it he used to say about the needy? He had a term for them...
Dougal: A shower of bastards.
Ted: That was it!

monkeyfudge

basquille wrote:

Ah Jaysus.. all these brill quotes have me reaching to put the boxset on..

Whatcha think - season 1, 2 or 3?...

Just stuck series 3 on there myself.

Basq

monkeyfudge wrote:

Just stuck series 3 on there myself.

So be it!



Just for the "fair play to ya father! Fair play to ya! Feckin' Greeks!"

monkeyfudge

basquille wrote:

So be it!



Just for the "fair play to ya father! Fair play to ya! Feckin' Greeks!"

I've gone with Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse

"Ted, you're not going to believe this. Clint Eastwood has been arrested for a crime he didn't commit... no wait... it's a film"

djmarkus

How much did u give for the record player ted?,

About 100 pounds.

I could have got you a great one for half that!

Give us a go!?

Basq

djmarkus wrote:

How much did u give for the record player ted?,

About 100 pounds.

I could have got you a great one for half that!

Give us a go!?

"COWBOYS TED.. THEY'RE A BUNCH OF COWBOYS!!"

J.R.HARTLEY

Hairy Japanese Bastards

Creamy Goodness

Eoin McLove: "I've no willy"

The Bollox

Ted: now lets go out there and lets lick some arse!!! KICK, kick some arse

djmarkus

Now to ride mrs o'reilly

Repli

John: Are you gonna stand around all day ya fat oul bitch
Mary: Don't talk to me like that ya big pile of sh1te
*Pushes by her*
Mary: Ya ignorant prick
John: You watch that mouth of yours
Mary: I'll watch nothin!! I'll stick this knife up your arse!

shabbyroad

What's your favourite humming sound ?

aidan_dunne

"Those women were in the nip!"

aidan_dunne

Eoin McLove: "I'm hungry, where's the jam?"

Dougal: "Ted says you're not supposed to eat before your dinner."

Eoin opens the fridge, takes out the jam and shovels a big spoonful of it into hs mouth

Dougal: "Ooooooh, that's very bold!"

Eoin McLove: "I'm Eoin McLove, I can do whatever I like. I could have you killed!"

mad m

The scene were there was a little black smudge on window and ted waving his arms up and down looking like Hitler was pure class.....:D

shabbyroad

NOT A RACIST





The Chinese... a great bunch of lads