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Urban Myth

  • 03-03-2006 5:40am
    #1
    jcf
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭


    Ok this is disgusting and im not gonna actually post it just linkify
    http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~quimby/putrid.html

    This HAS to be an Urban Myth yes ?

    Admins, mods, apologies if this is in the wrong forum/offensive.


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  • #2
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    You'd think a vibrator would be easier than shoving a lobster up your twiddly bits.

    -Funk


  • #3
    jcf
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭jcf


    Exactly !!!


  • #4
    Hobbes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.htm


  • #5
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    reminds me of that clip of the japanese girl and the baby eels,
    those crazy japanese :eek:


  • #6
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    funk-you wrote:
    You'd think a vibrator would be easier than shoving a lobster up your twiddly bits.

    -Funk

    Very True. That was weird.


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  • #7
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Ok well Im off to throw my guts up and/or pass out...

    Thank you for that :o


  • #8
    rugbug86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭rugbug86


    even if its not true its still minging. BLEURGH!


  • #9
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Why oh why did someone have to mention the eels thing!!!


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    jcf wrote:
    Ok this is disgusting and im not gonna actually post it just linkify
    http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~quimby/putrid.html

    This HAS to be an Urban Myth yes ?

    Admins, mods, apologies if this is in the wrong forum/offensive.


    Why would you want to share that story
    Jesus :eek: :eek:

    I think i'm gonna be sick


  • #11
    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    They've never found that other Urban Legend - The Paragraph!


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  • #12
    Loomis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    Got many sockets in your bathroom?She must have had to bring a Tv in there.
    And as we all know paramedics are quite the investigators and usually check the VCR of people whose house they are sent to.Just in case like...


  • #13
    ZiabR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭ZiabR


    pikey mikey wrote:
    It a load of boll0x..been doing the rounds for years....any type of sea creature would need salt water to gestate its young.

    Yeah i heard this story many years ago also.


  • #14
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Another sick short story. Enjoy, this one is my favorite




    http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html
    WARNING (sexual content)


  • #15
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Even though it's fake it's still sick.

    Stories like this make the wait for the movie "Slither" even harder...


  • #16
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    MooseJam wrote:
    reminds me of that clip of the japanese girl and the baby eels,
    those crazy japanese :eek:

    bastard bastard bastard i had forgotten that

    :mad:


  • #17
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Gotta love Chuck Palahniuk...


  • #18
    0utshined
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,746 ✭✭✭0utshined


    pikey mikey wrote:
    eels eh? I'm intrigued tell me more

    Leave it be kid. If you haven't seen it you probably don't want to.

    I didn't find it bad but I can see why people would.


  • #19
    Setun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Setun


    jcf wrote:
    Ok this is disgusting and im not gonna actually post it just linkify
    http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~quimby/putrid.html

    This HAS to be an Urban Myth yes ?

    Admins, mods, apologies if this is in the wrong forum/offensive.
    Who the **** makes that **** up?


  • #20
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Raphael wrote:
    Gotta love Chuck Palahniuk...

    My hero.......:p


  • #21
    Dooom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    MooseJam wrote:
    reminds me of that clip of the japanese girl and the baby eels,
    those crazy japanese :eek:

    Linkage? That story didn't make me feel sick at all, and I've yet to find one that does.


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  • #22
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    google 'eelgirl'


  • #23
    Dooom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    Yeah, now I feel kinda sick.


  • #24
    missingtime
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,942 ✭✭✭missingtime


    Oh man, those last three posts just made me laugh so hard.


  • #25
    sound_wave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,152 ✭✭✭sound_wave


    Thats a lot of eel right there.....WTF:confused:


  • #26
    jcf
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭jcf


    jesus !!!! why did they have to include a video!!! fuccking sick !!!


  • #27
    deimos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 210 ✭✭deimos


    That's bleedin' excellent.


  • #28
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    there is one worse but i got banned for mentioning it before so i'm sayin nothin this time


  • #29
    R0ot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    yuck! :eek:


  • #30
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    i would like to thank everyone who looked at this and posted their views on it here. now i don't have to see it.


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  • #31
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    ah you know you want to


  • #32
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    i've seen goatse and tubgirl. that was enough for me.


  • #33
    slipss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,025 ✭✭✭slipss


    No I never heard of any thing like that but a girl in my class in sixth year once had a lump form on the inside of her cheek and went to the doctor to find out what it was, he told her it was just a cist and told her to come back in a week if it didn't start to shrink. It didn't it got bigger. So she scheduled surgery to find out what it was. As soon as they cut into it a colony of pubic lice crawled out of it. Apparently she gave a bloke with crabs a blowjob a few weeks before and she had a sore on her cheek and the layed eggs in the fresh blood and started to cultivate but a scab formed over them and they multiplied. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


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