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Im sick of this sh1t so........

  • 28-02-2006 4:27pm
    #1
    BigDragon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,897 ✭✭✭


    I wanna take the money and run.

    I need 6 people to put up €1k each for.....

    The Gimp Poker Tour

    Events: NL Holdem
    Venue: Anywhere in the Midlands
    Structure: Prohibitive
    Prizepool: Capped

    We can buy some tables, cards, chips and posters and just go around following a certain poker company and ride off their waves. We take at least €5k each event and do it till the Garda or government kop on (God knows the punters won't!) and then sit back on our huge bankrolls and freeroll for the next 10 years. No more grinding out sat wins or low limit online stakes.

    Feck morals.....whos with me?


Comments

  • #2
    ianmc38
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,754 ✭✭✭ianmc38


    Count me in for 1k.


  • #3
    ntlbell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    will they be aimed at group 1 or group 2 players? :p

    Group 2 players although we're mostly idiots, some of them might suss you out.

    count me in!


  • #4
    brianmc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 868 ✭✭✭brianmc


    I'm in if we can charge €15 for €10 scalps!


    Scalps!! They'll love it!


  • #5
    ianmc38
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,754 ✭✭✭ianmc38


    brianmc wrote:
    I'm in if we can charge €15 for €10 scalps!


    Scalps!! They'll love it!

    LOL


  • #6
    ntlbell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    Not to be played in the limerick area tho as when I brought the scalps in a punter brought this to the desk to cash in

    Pic removed, cheap make up was offending the L'oreal gang.


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  • #7
    willis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 601 ✭✭✭willis


    lol


  • #8
    NickyOD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,124 ✭✭✭NickyOD


    ntlbell wrote:
    Not to be played in the limerick area tho as when I brought the scalps in a punter brought this to the desk to cash in

    bit too far there mate.


  • #9
    Running Bing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,841 ✭✭✭Running Bing


    OFF TOPIC: just out of curiousity, Is that a pic from a HGLewis movie ntl?


  • #10
    ionapaul
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,307 ✭✭✭ionapaul


    NickyOD wrote:
    bit too far there mate.
    Agreed - don't think that image will be there for very long


  • #11
    ntlbell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    NickyOD wrote:
    bit too far there mate.

    Yeah sorry, removed, tad graphic!


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  • #12
    ntlbell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    Babybing wrote:
    OFF TOPIC: just out of curiousity, Is that a pic from a HGLewis movie ntl?

    If it was called "scalps" must be.


  • #13
    Hitman Actual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,362 ✭✭✭Hitman Actual


    BigDragon wrote:

    I need 6 people to put up €1k each for.....

    The Gimp Poker Tour

    Not sure, you sound a bit shady. How do we know we'll get our share of the massive profits? :)


  • #14
    hotspur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭hotspur


    Will the prizes be magic beans instead of cash?
    Alternative: send 2 players to every CPT event, count the number of players and estimate the rebuys, then *every* time the final table starts put on balaclavas and whip out shotguns and rob from the prizepool an amount over and above what they deserve to be taking and redistribute it to the final table players. Not forgetting to shoot the bubble in the leg to show you're serious. Screw the Poker Players Association rubbish - the Poker Players Liberation Army!


  • #15
    brianmc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 868 ✭✭✭brianmc


    ianmc38 wrote:
    LOL


    My idea is going to get stolen, isn't it!?

    Anyone want to take odds on certain "poker tours" introducing scalps soon?

    I knew I shouldn't have said it on boards...


  • #16
    hotspur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭hotspur


    brianmc wrote:
    My idea is going to get stolen, isn't it!?
    Anyone want to take odds on certain "poker tours" introducing scalps soon?
    I knew I shouldn't have said it on boards...

    Nah they're a bunch of cowboys, they're historically a bit scared about the issue of getting scalped!


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