Be Warned...Shopping Scam !!

MarinoMark

In Tesco, while packing shopping in car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18yr old's in tiny tight tops,They wash your screen with **** hanging out and ask for a lift as payment.On the way they strip naked and 1 climbs in front and plays with you while the other one steals your wallet.I had mine stolen last Tues and Weds,Twice on Thursday,again on Sat and again Today..Be Careful !:mad:

Supercell

Sounds great, which Tescos ?

*Tripper*

Yea, this got me to

















****ing muppet

Sparky

MarinoMark wrote:

In Tesco, while packing shopping in car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18yr old's in tiny tight tops,They wash your screen with **** hanging out and ask for a lift as payment.On the way they strip naked and 1 climbs in front and plays with you while the other one steals your wallet.I had mine stolen last Tues and Weds,Twice on Thursday,again on Sat and again Today..Be Careful !:mad:

yeah happened to me also, but atleast i didnt have my wallet with me

MarinoMark

Sparky-s wrote:

yeah happened to me also, but atleast i didnt have my wallet with me

LOL

projectmayhem

MarinoMark wrote:

I had mine stolen last Tues and Weds,Twice on Thursday,again on Sat and again Today..Be Careful !:mad:

so you fell for it 6 times?... is this some crap joke i don't get?

aidan_walsh

In other news, PoundCity are now doing 7 wallets for a fiver.

Supercell

Lol.

Wertz

Didn't I see this posted in AH not 2 months back...twice?

Must be a popular scam. Fortunately fit women never approach me, so my cash is safe as houses...

Sparky

aidan_walsh wrote:

In other news, PoundCity are now doing 7 wallets for a fiver.

Nah im afraid the looters got them all yesterday, its their instinct to go for wallets.

MarinoMark

projectmayhem wrote:

so you fell for it 6 times?... is this some crap joke i don't get?

LOL (very hard):D Em...Hello ?

Eminem

MarinoMark wrote:

In Tesco, while packing shopping in car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18yr old's in tiny tight tops,They wash your screen with **** hanging out and ask for a lift as payment.On the way they strip naked and 1 climbs in front and plays with you while the other one steals your wallet.I had mine stolen last Tues and Weds,Twice on Thursday,again on Sat and again Today..Be Careful !:mad:

Did you not learn grom the first time not to let it happen again .

RoundyMooney

:rolleyes:

That is all.

projectmayhem

worst thread ever. wtf is the point?

MarinoMark

Eminem wrote:

Did you not learn grom the first time not to let it happen again .

Stop...!!:D ....

Wertz

WHOOOOOOSH!

lol

RoundyMooney

MarinoMark wrote:

Stop...!!:D ....

LOL at this thread...

Mark, tis' been doing the rounds for a while now. Quite funny I thought.

Subtlety seems to be the hardest word around here lately, as you've just found out.

Eminem

MarinoMark wrote:

Stop...!!:D ....

Stop What just saying that from the first you might of learnd

MarinoMark

projectmayhem wrote:

worst thread ever. wtf is the point?

Just trying to raise a smile.Dont be a pain..Be happy..:D

_Kaiser_

Joke was good.. reaction was better .. kudos

RoundyMooney

Wertz wrote:

WHOOOOOOOOSH!!

You couldn't make it up.

Wertz

WHOOOOOOOOSH!!

Eminem

RoundyMooney wrote:

LOL at this thread...

Mark, tis' been doing the rounds for a while now. Quite funny I thought.

Subtlety seems to be the hardest word around here lately, as you've just found out.

:rolleyes:

Sparky

so wait a minute now, this isnt a tesco's finest range product is it? They are expensive

Eminem

Sparky-s wrote:

so wait a minute now, this isnt a tesco's finest range product is it? They are expensive

Thats true all right . :rolleyes:

MarinoMark

Kaiser2000 wrote:

Joke was good.. reaction was better .. kudos

Still laughing...Kudos back to you...:D

MarinoMark

Eminem wrote:

Stop What just saying that from the first you might of learnd

This is gettin better...W T S:D

Eminem

MarinoMark wrote:

This is gettin better...W T S:D

What is . But no its just that it happend once , and then it happennd 5 more times after that. W T S ?:rolleyes:

RoundyMooney

I like cheese.

MarinoMark

Eminem wrote:

What is . But no its just that it happend once , and then it happennd 5 more times after that. W T S ?:rolleyes:

Reelin them in !!:D Must take up fishing...:D

Eminem

MarinoMark wrote:

Reelin them in !!:D Must take up fishing...:D

Ok right . :rolleyes:

Pigman II

Didn't something like this happen in Gleroe once? Three young wans got a lift off Stephen Brennan and the one in the passenger seat started fondling auld geezers mickey before the two in the back tied him up with his seatbelt and stole his wallet.

Ah they don't write em like that anymore.

zippo22

MarinoMark wrote:

In Tesco, while packing shopping in car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18yr old's in tiny tight tops,They wash your screen with **** hanging out and ask for a lift as payment.On the way they strip naked and 1 climbs in front and plays with you while the other one steals your wallet.I had mine stolen last Tues and Weds,Twice on Thursday,again on Sat and again Today..Be Careful !:mad:

Christ, what a run of bad luck! You must be skint. PM me your bank details and I'll transfer a few pound to ya to tide ya over.

MarinoMark

zippo22 wrote:

Christ, what a run of bad luck! You must be skint. PM me your bank details and I'll transfer a few pound to ya to tide ya over.

LOL Pm on the way...Ps what time do Tescos open tomorrow ???:D

_Kaiser_

MarinoMark wrote:

LOL Pm on the way...Ps what time do Tescos open tomorrow ???:D

My local one is 24 Hrs!

Eminem

MarinoMark wrote:

LOL Pm on the way...Ps what time do Tescos open tomorrow ???:D

There open 24/7

Diarmsquid

That was Victor's joke. You copied and pasted from a previous thread, only he told it better.

dar83

Diarmsquid wrote:

That was Victor's joke. You copied and pasted from a previous thread, only he told it better.

I'm sure the legal proceedings have already been put in motion.... :rolleyes:


Eminem, you single handedly made this thread worthwhile!

MarinoMark

Diarmsquid wrote:

That was Victor's joke. You copied and pasted from a previous thread, only he told it better.

There is always one, Bah Humbug..!!..........:mad:

Dave!

Mark, you legend Eminem, you LEGEND!

Eminem

DaveMcG wrote:

Mark, you legend Eminem, you LEGEND!

THANKS PM ME

MarinoMark

DaveMcG wrote:

Mark, you legend Eminem, you LEGEND!

Bit of a "legend" yourself !!:D Previous posts etc !!

Eminem

Eminem wrote:

THANKS PM ME

Didnt mean tat sorry . Thanks for callin Me a LEGEND

Random

MarinoMark wrote:

In Tesco, while packing shopping in car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18yr old's in tiny tight tops,They wash your screen with **** hanging out and ask for a lift as payment.On the way they strip naked and 1 climbs in front and plays with you while the other one steals your wallet.I had mine stolen last Tues and Weds,Twice on Thursday,again on Sat and again Today..Be Careful !:mad:

That **** is good.

Eminem

DaveMcG wrote:

Mark, you legend Eminem, you LEGEND!

Same to you :rolleyes:

R0ot

MarinoMark wrote:

In Tesco, while packing shopping in car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18yr old's in tiny tight tops,They wash your screen with **** hanging out and ask for a lift as payment.On the way they strip naked and 1 climbs in front and plays with you while the other one steals your wallet.I had mine stolen last Tues and Weds,Twice on Thursday,again on Sat and again Today..Be Careful !:mad:

This is like the 4th time ive seen this posted in boards ffs :mad:

the_syco

MarinoMark wrote:

In Tesco, while packing shopping in car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18yr old's in tiny tight tops,They wash your screen with **** hanging out and ask for a lift as payment.On the way they strip naked and 1 climbs in front and plays with you while the other one steals your wallet.I had mine stolen last Tues and Weds,Twice on Thursday,again on Sat and again Today..Be Careful !:mad:

So, 6 times so far? Nice. Hope you're enjoying yourself

Dooom

I was half hoping it was true.

The joke itself isn't that good..the response is worthy of Nobel Prizes.

Rb

What a crock of sh1t.

MarinoMark

the_syco wrote:

So, 6 times so far? Nice. Hope you're enjoying yourself

Ahem..em hello ..this was a joke, Your Dinner Parties must be a "hoot" ...Ah forget it, went straight over your head.....WHOOSH ! But no worries.. Nite..M

dar83

There's no helping some people....

I gave them a lift and all I got a sudsy windscreen, what did I do wrong?