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the "what if.." game

  • 20-02-2006 9:15pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 49


    you start of with "what if" and then you say somthing bizzar.
    like...
    what if the the Ira shot george bush,


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 575 ✭✭✭JustCoz


    What if I'd never registered on boards, my life would be so empty...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    What if I shot you Jono96???? Eh??

    Then this would never have been posted.... hahahahahahaha!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,719 ✭✭✭ARGINITE


    What if I aliens came down and made everyhting round!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 49 Jono96


    what if memphis died of aids....eh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    den so wud yore ma :v:



    meh..what if i were 60 brazillian ft high???


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    Jono96 wrote:
    what if memphis died of aids....eh?
    Its possible!!! Don't knock it!!!


    What if I stopped using boards.ie? Probably won't even be missed!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,719 ✭✭✭ARGINITE


    What if my leg fell off, would I miss it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    ARGINITE wrote:
    What if my leg fell off, would I miss it?
    No, but your leg would... by you anyway!!! LOL


    What if I was to become a nudist???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    What if all things became burney to touch? Like a lava lamp :confused:

    What if everything tasted like mushy peas :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 49 Jono96


    what if i streeked across a nunary when the local bishop was visiting.
    yeh.....that would be a laugh..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    what if I said I have an erection?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    What if Bertie Ahern became emperor of the world?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    What is Marge Simpson made her own pornograhy videos?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    What if was a good tv programme, It covered topics like what if Martin Luther King became president and what if the USSR won the cold war


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    What if today was to be the end of the world????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    What if I logged off and went to bed????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    what if peopel coukld grown like roses. would men have better pricks?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    what if peoelpe ould grow like roses would hat me men would have better pricks?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    What if Jezza could spell?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    what if she wasn't drunk/stoned/inebriated in some way ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,345 ✭✭✭Somnus


    What if peoples minds worked like the internet? Large,fast and with plenty of porn


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    What if bananas wore hats and danced the Mexican hat dance?


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    What if Konrad Zues could have afforded valves for the Z1 ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    What if we had an alien invasion?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    What if ifs and ands were pots and pans?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    What if George Bush was assasinated???


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    What if humans were monoestrous ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    What if I travelled back in time to 1947?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    what if the human race was wiped out by a nuclear bomb???


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    What if we threw a war and nobody came?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    what if a riot broke out in Dublin???............ Oh wait,.... it did!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    what if i said i shagged your mother


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    What if I f**ked your sister??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    what if..what if


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    What if this thread never existed?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 888 ✭✭✭Merrick


    What if I never posted this..?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    What if the world was flat?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    what if this game was absolutely fcuking pointless with absolutely no merit or ability to amuse whatsoever?

    ...

    Oh wait, it is. :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    what if england won the world...what if


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    what if David Beckham's shot from the half-way line had missed, embarrassingly?

    "Goldenballs" is substituted after the shame of 30,000 people in Selhurst Park laughing their asses off. He never plays for Man Yoo again, retiring from football to become a Fashion Guru to the stars.

    In other news, Sarongs become the 3rd most valuable economic unit, behind Gold and Oil.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    what if..with a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,wenger was a fcuking paedophile


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    What if an idiot became president?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    Kojak wrote:
    What if an idiot became president?
    Already occured.... just look at Bush!!!




    What if Arnie became next President of the US?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    What if never happened ever again even at christmas


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    What if I gave up boards forever?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    What if admin shut down boards.ie forever??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    What if I really was this much of a bum?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    What if the dinosaurs ruled the world again?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    What if Kojak choked on his lollipop?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    what if.. oh no wait...nevermind


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