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Steak & BJ Day

The Real B-man · 2006-02-20 13:15:55

http://steakandblowjobday.g-spotting.net Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special,…

20-02-2006 1:15pm

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Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it.

Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 20th. Its like a perpetual love machine!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJs.

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#2 20-02-2006 1:17pm

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Strike 3!!!!!

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#3 20-02-2006 1:28pm

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here:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054891934

and here:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054891411

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#4 20-02-2006 2:08pm

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rb_ie wrote:

Next time try using search

:rolleyes:

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#5 20-02-2006 2:10pm

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Damn, gotta find me a woman before March 20th!!

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#6 20-02-2006 2:11pm

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connundrum wrote:

:rolleyes:

haha

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#7 20-02-2006 2:25pm

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Yip, already have that date marked down in my calendar!!!

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#8 20-02-2006 3:26pm

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Chrissie wrote:

Yip, already have that date marked down in my calendar!!!

Your bf is a lucky fecker!

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#9 20-02-2006 3:28pm

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py2006 wrote:

Your bf is a lucky fecker!

Well in fairness, the day is as much for me as it is for him!!

I LOVE steak, & well, you just can't beat a bit of sauce to help it go down easy!!!:D

(But, yea, he is a lucky fecker!);)

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#10 20-02-2006 3:37pm

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Chrissie wrote:

Well in fairness, the day is as much for me as it is for him!!

I LOVE steak, & well, you just can't beat a bit of sauce to help it go down easy!!!:D

(But, yea, he is a lucky fecker!);)

Ah jaysus stop! you will get me all randy and its too early in the day!

I wish they would have made it March 29th instead as its me bday!

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#11 20-02-2006 3:40pm

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Just emailed that to the wife, now wondering will I get any dinner tonight never mind steak! Hope she has sense of humor about it.

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#12 20-02-2006 3:43pm

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dbnavan wrote:

Just emailed that to the wife, now wondering will I get any dinner tonight never mind steak! Hope she has sense of humor about it.

haha nice one! Does your wife have any single friends? I need to meet a woman before the end of march! :rolleyes:

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#13 20-02-2006 3:44pm

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I normally call this "Friday"

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#14 20-02-2006 3:45pm

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get a prostitute

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#15 20-02-2006 3:46pm

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rabbitinlights wrote:

I normally call this "Friday"

bas*tard!

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#16 20-02-2006 3:55pm

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py2006 wrote:

Ah jaysus stop! you will get me all randy and its too early in the day!

I wish they would have made it March 29th instead as its me bday!

Yeah you gana love it

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#17 20-02-2006 3:56pm

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Eminem wrote:

Yeah you gana love it

That an offer?

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#18 20-02-2006 3:57pm

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py2006 wrote:

That an offer?

I nebver said that did i know

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#19 20-02-2006 4:00pm

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Eminem wrote:

I nebver said that did i know

Darn, so close!

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#20 20-02-2006 4:03pm

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py2006 wrote:

Darn, so close!

Yeah never know

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#21 21-02-2006 3:23pm

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yup....sure why not! ;-)

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#22 21-02-2006 5:10pm

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dbnavan wrote:

Just emailed that to the wife, now wondering will I get any dinner tonight never mind steak! Hope she has sense of humor about it.

I've informed the missus also - discussion to be had...

::: ven0mous :::

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#23 21-02-2006 8:58pm

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Most boyfriends get a bj anyways on Valentine's night!

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