Porn

AngryBadger

lol it's freaking hilarious. On foot of the hangover channel thread I fished out this dodgy dvd called "K-sex Lesbians from a different planet", best comedy action yet!

From the title I assumed they were aliens, then some chicks started going at it on a sofa, there was a dude watching at the window, and a fat guy went for a bagel with his buddy, then some more girls made out, then everybody stood around the water cooler for a while, the dude got taken to "juggies" by his mates, then some more girls made out, I think one of them was meant to be a vampire.

Anyone else have any high-larious porno stories?

Tar.Aldarion

Watch pleasureville: the sex files on scifi, hilarious series of films, they are great
Ah another sex file has been solved!(much like the x files but sex and cheesy lines by aliens are the plots).

Tobias Greeshman

and timetravel too.

AngryBadger

I think I've seen that. Man, the species really is fcuked

mandz

I'm not sure if its the same one but myself and few friends rented out K-Sex and as you said it was just pathetic. The guy who picked it fell asleep the other guy was a little bored i think and us girls were just laughing and saying how many times were we gonna see this one woman (the vampire who lived in the house) go down on another woman.

its pretty bad when a guy falls asleep watching a porn flick!

AngryBadger

mandz wrote:

its pretty bad when a guy falls asleep watching a porn flick!

yeah, it's a sorry state of affairs all right. Although in that specific case I suspect they were hoping you girls would get in on the act with a little impromptu inspiration from the telly

Scruff

Bravo used to show extremely weird soft core porn after mid night. used to be great entertainment. Vampire sex, ghouls buggering women, scare crows etc.
either that or my drinks were spiked repeatedly

mike65

Bravo is not what it used to be.

Mike.

mandz

AngryBadger wrote:

yeah, it's a sorry state of affairs all right. Although in that specific case I suspect they were hoping you girls would get in on the act with a little impromptu inspiration from the telly

well they're still hoping!! Though we said we might make a home movie for them for christmas - just didn't specify which christmas!!!

ya i've seen bits of those flicks on bravo. i've noticed however they tend to repeat the same ones. Every now and then they show one i haven't seen on it. the story lines are just so humourous.

Firewalkwithme

With those tv one's, as Ali G says "you never h'actually get to see it goin' in".

mickymg2003

I seen a porno that seemed to be a version of mad max!!!It was odd. One of those really softcore ones with crap music that they show on Living TV.

faceman

hee hee yizzer all dirtburds! Wudnt catch me watchin any of that. anyone seen Fatman n Throbbin???

Eminem

faceman wrote:

hee hee yizzer all dirtburds! Wudnt catch me watchin any of that. anyone seen Fatman n Throbbin???

know is it good?

Headshot

Despatch wrote:

With those tv one's, as Ali G says "you never h'actually get to see it goin' in".

exaclty

never see anything
especially sex files boring

Terry

Scruff wrote:

Bravo used to show extremely weird soft core porn after mid night. used to be great entertainment. Vampire sex, ghouls buggering women, scare crows etc.
either that or my drinks were spiked repeatedly

wurzel gummidge getting head from aunt sally?

there was on made recently called "pirates". it had a budget of $1,000,000 and was made on the same ship as pirates of the carribean. they had skeletons all all sorts of things. most expensive porno ever made apparently.

tman

julep wrote:

there was on made recently called "pirates". it had a budget of $1,000,000 and was made on the same ship as pirates of the carribean. they had skeletons all all sorts of things. most expensive porno ever made apparently.

*downloads*
the front cover looks cool:p

leef23

the funniest one i ever seen was F**KED IN IRELAND all the girls are Irish with thick dublin accents

Necronomicon

Ah, at work people always came up with a stack of dvds and a porno smack in the middle. I remember when this guy came in with his son and rented a game and a porno, and as I was counting his change his son (about 11-12) said, "daddy, what movie are we getting?" to which the dad replied "Nothing." So the son opened the box and started reading the title. All I heard was "Naughty....." and the dad snapped the box shut and took it. It was great, it took all my strength not to laugh!
Another time this guy comes in with his girlfriend, and there was a euro on his account when they came up to rent something. I told him there was a euro on the account. He asked me what it was for, and I just felt in a little dilemma. The name of the film was 'house of erotic secrets' and I thought I'd land him in **** if I said the name in front of his girlfriend. So I tip-toed around it, and as I was about to give in and say it, they penny dropped and his eyes widened and he was like "Oooh yeah, yeah, I'll pay it."
Ah, it's fun working having a porno section at work, provided me with some great laughs.

Jimi-Spandex

Has anyone else seen Badly Dubbed Porn on paramount comedy?

It's porn dubbed over with comedy english accents. Bloody hilarious stuff

AngryBadger

leef23 wrote:

the funniest one i ever seen was F**KED IN IRELAND all the girls are Irish with thick dublin accents

Where oh where can I acquire this gem?

Terry

i think a friend of mine has a copy of that. i'll have to take a look at it.
it would be really funny to recognise one of the girls.

faceman

someone has to get a hold of that irish porn! Anyone seen s€x trek the next penetration??

Terry

no, but i did see muffy the vampire layer. it was brutal.

RoundyMooney

RE: Fooked In Ireland. I have a DVD copy here, excellent kwality, free to the first poster to PM their postal addy to me. (It's not that good but you're welcome to it...) Comedic value if nothing else tbh...

Tar.Aldarion

RoundyMooney wrote:

RE: Fooked In Ireland. I have a DVD copy here, excellent kwality, free to the first poster to PM their postal addy to me. (It's not that good but you're welcome to it...) Comedic value if nothing else tbh...

lmao, whoever picks up on this once in a lifetime deal, enjoy.

RoundyMooney

Have you seen it, Tar?

Tar.Aldarion

A very short clip of a few seconds but I have heard all about it, ha.

AngryBadger

lol this was gonna read "PM sent", but then i remembered that my folks are inclined to mix up mail for myself, and ym father, so I'll have to pass, I don't think my poor mother could handle it if she opened up a package to reveal THAT! :eek:

Tar.Aldarion

I could get it and give it as an awesome present

Terry

i'll take it if nobody else has.

RoundyMooney

I don't mind lads. Tar was in first, so if he doesn't want it Julep will be buying the popcorn, unless that is, AB finds a safe address...

Complicated business this. I'd happily send copies to all, but I don't have a burner.

<edit> The buddy just arrived in for a pint, and has his burner with him. Sorted...

cournioni

Porn is great.