Secrets of the feale orgasm finally unlocked

AngryBadger

Given all the mud slinging between the two genders over the past while, and given that a fair share of it was slung by me, (everyone loves their own brand after all ), I thought I owed it to everyopne to try and cajole the two sides back together.

So i asked myself, "Badger.....how can we bring the men and the women closer together", and I answered, "more orgasms"

It was so simple, but then I wondered, why hasn't someone else come to this conclusion. then I realised, not every guy has the badger's magic, his poise, his finesse, his ravenous looks, in short, not every guy can find the clitoris.

Thereafter I searched high, and low to bring this knowledge to the great unwashed, and lo, did i find this game. Which is made by a woman, (so you know it's good), and used an adorable little blue bunny to

"entertain females - without them ever needing to understand the sex metaphor. But at some point when they did start figuring out the connection to their own sexuality and pleasure, they would have learned some ideas and techniques behind sexual satisfaction"

I think we could all, (well, not me obviously), learn a lot from this game, starting with the fact that apparently women think of kettles as they're about to orgasm. And therefore, fortwith, and untoward, fellow boardsies I give unto ye

The secret of the female orgasm

What the hell is a feale?

ARGINITE

Link seems broken, I guess ill never get to find it;)

AngryBadger

ARGINITE wrote:

Link seems broken, I guess ill never get to find it;)

weird, link works fine for me???

ARGINITE

No doesnt want to work for me.
Could be the college firewall:(

AngryBadger

....ok I'm eating lunch, and I forgot my wireless keyboard was on the chair next to me, so i tried to type a response using pasta.....

senordingdong

What's a female orgasm?

RoundyMooney

It's an urban myth, like the clitoris thing ya know?

Crucifix

AngryBadger wrote:

So i asked myself, "Badger.....how can we bring the men and the women closer together", and I answered, "more orgasms"

"Pighead II: Escape from Hearney's basement".

constitutionus

con loves all small furry creatures:D

and cant help noticing the ladies seem to be staying away!

Ickle Magoo

AngryBadger wrote:

Given all the mud slinging between the two genders over the past while, and given that a fair share of it was slung by me, (everyone loves their own brand after all ), I thought I owed it to everyopne to try and cajole the two sides back together.

So i asked myself, "Badger.....how can we bring the men and the women closer together", and I answered, "more orgasms"

I like your ethos Badger! If only more men had your vision.....the small blue rabbits just didn't do it for me tho.....:(

scuba steve

OP sound alot like Pighead tbh, btw, whats a feale??

AngryBadger

scuba steve wrote:

OP sound alot like Pighead tbh

Sir i have never been so honoured as whe i read this remark *sniff*

Kur4mA

Should this not be in the Sex / Sexuality forum?

Eminem

constitutionus wrote:

con loves all small furry creatures:D

and cant help noticing the ladies seem to be staying away!

HA HA VERY FUNNY

AngryBadger

kyub wrote:

Should this not be in the Sex / Sexuality forum?

I don't think so, but that's a subbed forum anyway so I can't post there, this isn't really a serious sexual posting, just a laugh

metrovelvet

AB- in regards to your original post:

According to a satirical myth by the ancient greek comedian Aristophanes, the orgasm was created to keep us apart. Let me explain. It's been a long time since I thought about this so I may forget one or two things.

Its something like once upon a time we were all one gender and then we did something wrong so to punish us the gods separated us. We were made so lonely that we just get ****ing and ****ing trying to get back together to our original state. This was wreaking havoc on civilization. Work wasnt being done, farms were going to the dogs, chaos was overriding everything. So as a solution to get us to stop ****ing all day and get some work done, the gods invented the orgasm so we would achieve some relief and get back to work.

Adam

AngryBadger wrote:

Sir i have never been so honoured as whe i read this remark *sniff*

I think it was more of a disapproving observation tbh...

Up the Pighead!

AngryBadger

metrovelvet wrote:

According to a satirical myth by the ancient greek comedian Aristophanes, the orgasm was created to keep us apart. Let me explain. It's been a long time since I thought about this so I may forget one or two things.

I've actually read this, or some variation on it before. What a complete cokbag!

Heyes

RoundyMooney wrote:

It's an urban myth, like the clitoris thing ya know?

LOL thought by so many men

senordingdong

Ah sure...who cares really?

Heyes

senordingdong wrote:

Ah sure...who cares really?

u starting again :rolleyes:

senordingdong

Pfh....woman please!

Heyes

senordingdong wrote:

Pfh....woman please!

Yeah yeah whatever... :rolleyes:

senordingdong

That's not what you were saying last night?

Heyes

senordingdong wrote:

That's not what you were saying last night?

Ah bless, you dreaming again

senordingdong

****ing nightmare is more like it.

Heyes

senordingdong wrote:

****ing nightmare is more like it.

Ah predictable responce, your gonna have to get some better come backs

and i didnt hear your complaining

senordingdong

Ah I didn't wana hurt your feelings.

But you definatly get an 'A' for effort.

Heyes

senordingdong wrote:

Ah I didn't wana hurt your feelings.

But you definatly get an 'A' for effort.

Dont you mean A for Acting....Well one has to try when dealing with you, its not nessessarily a situation a girl wants to get into :rolleyes:

arbeitsscheuer

Heyes wrote:

Dont you mean A for Acting....Well one has to try when dealing with you, its not nessessarily a situation a girl wants to get into :rolleyes:

/seb intervenes, ala slightly weedy bouncer-type.
Is this clown bothering you Heyes?:cool:

senordingdong

Meh...that's your loss.
I got what I wanted.

Heyes

senordingdong wrote:

Meh...that's your loss.
I got what I wanted.

ah so not so bad then eh !?... you really need to learn how to make up your mind... :rolleyes:

and loss ?!...well ....:rolleyes:

Heyes

SebtheBum wrote:

/seb intervenes, ala slightly weedy bouncer-type.
Is this clown bothering you Heyes?:cool:

ah thanks pet , but sure he s easy to handle

senordingdong

Heyes wrote:

ah so not so bad then eh !?... you really need to learn how to make up your mind... :rolleyes:

and loss ?!...well ....:rolleyes:

Confusing me will get you nowhere love.

Heyes

senordingdong wrote:

Confusing me will get you nowhere love.

unfortunately its so easily done.... :rolleyes:

senordingdong

Irrelevant.

Heyes

senordingdong wrote:

Irrelevant.

:rolleyes:

scojones

Get a room you two!

senordingdong

You went too far this time Heyes!

Nevyn

Game really ffs, it will get to the stage were enough young nerds will have watched enough Hentia and know what to do and to ask reasonible questions.

arbeitsscheuer

/looks again.

/looks for a 3rd time... 4th... 5th...


...Nope, there was not one word of that post by Thaed that I understood.
I am truly an imbecile.

/slaps self in face. Roughly.

Nevyn

A Seb really ?
Ok I know I can suffer from Theadspeak upon ocassion but even rereading that post it does make sense rather then mostly making sense.

arbeitsscheuer

Thaedydal wrote:

A Seb really ?
Ok I know I can suffer from Theadspeak upon ocassion but even rereading that post it does make sense rather then mostly making sense.

Ok, I believe you.

...

On a completely unrelated note, apropos of nothing, they do say that in the event of communication with a severely deranged person, you should humour them wherever possible...

Nevyn

Heyes

senordingdong wrote:

You went too far this time Heyes!

Oh Really, how so ???

AngryBadger

Thaedydal wrote:

Game really ffs, it will get to the stage were enough young nerds will have watched enough Hentia and know what to do and to ask reasonible questions.

well....clearly, but isn';t the illusion of understanding and essential part of actual understanding???

Nevyn

Thing is sex ed was so crap in this country for so long ( tbh still is )
but now there there is the internet, and as we all know the internet is for porn
things have to be looking up when most pc literate teens will have seen
a reasonible ammount of porn and hentia and will at least know what the clitoris is and were about to find it.

There may be the side effect that they expect all females to look like the overly groomed american porn stars with no hair and a bleached rectum and the wondering why thier penis is not prehensile but they will eventually figure that out.

AngryBadger

AngryBadger wrote:

well....clearly, but isn';t the illusion of understanding and essential part of actual understanding???

wow....i was really drunk when I posted that last night, surprised I didn't use more swear words

Thaedydal wrote:

things have to be looking up when most pc literate teens will have seen
a reasonible ammount of porn and hentia and will at least know what the clitoris is and were about to find it.

Stop being so reasonable Besides, learning by doing is so much more fun :cool:

Nevyn

AngryBadger wrote:

Stop being so reasonable Besides, learning by doing is so much more fun :cool:

True you can never truly 'know' with out doing but you can have a grasp of the basics which stops ouches.

AngryBadger

Thaedydal wrote:

True you can never truly 'know' with out doing but you can have a grasp of the basics which stops ouches.

That's true, but some "ouches" are good "ouches"