The hangover channel

AngryBadger

So I'm sitting here with a bitching hangover. Spent the last two hours watching TV, and the best thing on was Buffy, and that's totally ****e, apparently the peroxide vampoire has a soul now. anyway

I was thinking, there's a channel for everything, but why not hangovers? I've seen late night "dance" videos for people on LSD, acid and so on. I see any amount of infomercial channels,dating chanels (ffs), sporting chanels, but no hangover channel?

Someone needs to make this happen, nice soothing jazz mix, risqué presenter, probably with shaggy locks and a joint, just mellow......that'd be great, plus it's gotta be the morning after somewhere on the planet right? So it could run 24/7

xzanti

At least you're not in work... Lucky bast*rd :rolleyes:

petes

xzanti wrote:

At least you're not in work... Lucky bast*rd :rolleyes:

Seconded. I am fooked here at the minute. Damn you Thiursday nights!!

440Hz

oooohhhh im dying
again!
home at 5am, meeting with supervisor at 9am for 2hrs
still drunk in it
not good
oh dear

Zulu

petes wrote:

Seconded. I am fooked here at the minute. Damn you Thiursday nights!!

Thirded. Went out for one after work. Next thing I know, I'm steaming drunk, it's 2:30am and I'm playing poker.




....why is it every girl in the office is incredably attractive today?

petes

Zulu wrote:

Thirded. Went out for one after work. Next thing I know, I'm steaming drunk, it's 2:30am and I'm playing poker.




....why is it every girl in the office is incredably attractive today?

Its the goggles:v:

Oh and thats the best type of getting drunk. The unplanned drinks!!

AngryBadger

Zulu wrote:

....why is it every girl in the office is incredably attractive today?

haha! Beautiful! Still have a little mercy all, I have to wrestle with the finer points of statistics today.....think I'll throw one off the wrist first, that always brightens me up :cool:

justsomebloke

Zulu wrote:

....why is it every girl in the office is incredably attractive today?

ah the beer goggles are still active then i see

Zulu

petes wrote:

Its the goggles:v:

Oh and thats the best type of getting drunk. The unplanned drinks!!

Yea, I would have agreed last night; now I'm not so sure...

PASU: post alcohol sexual urges.

justsomebloke

AngryBadger wrote:

Still have a little mercy all, I have to wrestle with the finer points of statistics today.....

and you were calling me a nerd yesterday.....hmmmmmm.......... pot, kettle and black spring to mind:D

petes

Zulu wrote:

Yea, I would have agreed last night; now I'm not so sure...

PASU: post alcohol sexual urges.

Strange I have PAAU: Post Alcohol Alcohol Urges. I have sexual urges all the time!!

Cutie18Ireland

not the only ones then lol was the bf's birthday last night... went out he was drinking guiness and was fine until his uncle insisted on a deathwish cocktail with full measures for them both... these consisted of vodka, gin, bacardi, peach schnapps, sambuka, lime and 7up in a normal sized glass... needless to say they were a little worse for wear after that one...

AngryBadger

jsb wrote:

and you were calling me a nerd yesterday.....hmmmmmm.......... pot, kettle and black spring to mind:D

Oh I'm the king of nerds my man. But I'm also one of those crazy sporty nerd hybrids you read about, or see in smallville. Once I'm done with the stats I'm going digging a trench.....seriously

Kiera

AngryBadger wrote:

think I'll throw one off the wrist first, that always brightens me up :cool:

Oh the mental image

Zulu

PAAU - I certainly have none of that today.

If i had one wish, it'd be a lady holding a glass so solphadine.

Mmmm_Lemony

Toonami

*I could watch 'Samurai Jack' all day, if I didn't work or study!!

jizzum

Forget TV it never provides the solution during the day..never....one minute your working your yoghurt gun to Murder she wrote..and then cuts to ads!!! downer
Bets thing for it...line up your favorite dvds..starting of course with your favorite milking material..this should only take about 10-15 mins depending on the quailty of the jazz..then stick on Anchorman...."mmmmmm pungent..stings the nostrils"...then maybe something violent...crack open a few beers...hangover sorted.

Kiera

So judging by some of the males on this thread, you should crack one off and get some dvd’s. There you go Badger, enjoy

Zulu

well some of us are in work, so "cracking one off" isn't going to fly.

Kiera

Zulu wrote:

well some of us are in work, so "cracking one off" isn't going to fly.

No toilets in work, Zulu?

Zulu

...where do I start with you people!

Kiera

Zulu wrote:

...where do I start with you people!

At the start.......

C'mon, i'm dying to know what the matter is......

AngryBadger

awwwww yeeeaaaaahhh

Just unloaded a fresh batch while having a shower, two birds with one stone, my head's never been clearer

oh lookee a pun! ha!

Zulu

I refuse to get pulled into a conversation about my habits, but suffice to say, a smelly room surrounded by men going to the toilet just isn't going to wash today

justsomebloke

AngryBadger wrote:

awwwww yeeeaaaaahhh

Just unloaded a fresh batch while having a shower, two birds with one stone, my head's never been clearer

oh lookee a pun! ha!

i was going to go out to lunch in a few minute, but i don't seem to have an appetite anymore..

DAMN YOU ANGRY BADGER

AngryBadger

jsb wrote:

i was going to go out to lunch in a few minute, but i don't seem to have an appetite anymore..

DAMN YOU ANGRY BADGER

You can't fight the wind jsb :cool:

That "grip of the badger" did come in handy though

jizzum

Kiera wrote:

Ok enough enough emough!!!!

How would you like for all the girls on here to start talking about “flicking the bean”???

what a stupid question

Kiera

Ok enough enough emough!!!!

How would you like for all the girls on here to start talking about “flicking the bean”???

jizzum

you see i was so excited by the the thoughst i actually projected myself in to the future

justsomebloke

Kiera wrote:

Ok enough enough emough!!!!

How would you like for all the girls on here to start talking about “flicking the bean”???

there is only one way to find out

jizzum

3..thats easily enough for a female masturbation thread..lets be havin ya Kiera

petes

Kiera wrote:

Ok enough enough emough!!!!

How would you like for all the girls on here to start talking about “flicking the bean”???

Fine by me. Talk away.

Kiera

*backs out of the thread*

440Hz

postcount++.. talk about a thread going off topic hmmmm

Kiera

And you makin that comment is not adding to your post count and bringing it right back to the topic eh???

connundrum

Paramount comedy tbh.. brainless 40% humour which will slowly ease the pounding head (head on shoulders that is) back into reality. Sparing that www.uploaded.co.uk is a good reference point... or so I've heard

440Hz

Kiera wrote:

And you makin that comment is not adding to your post count and bringing it right back to the topic eh???

Well yes, it was an observation which usually acts as a subtle reminder to get back on topic. But I see it always facilitates more pointless comments also.

justsomebloke

440Hz wrote:

postcount++.. talk about a thread going off topic hmmmm

i don't want to sound rude but actually i think female masturbation would actually be pretty high on angrybadgers list of things that would like to see on hangover TV

440Hz

jsb wrote:

i don't want to sound rude but actually i think female masturbation would actually be pretty high on angrybadgers list of things that would like to see on hangover TV

Doesn't sound rude at all jsb. Fair enough point actually.

Kiera

440Hz wrote:

Well yes, it was an observation which usually acts as a subtle reminder to get back on topic. But I see it always facilitates more pointless comments also.

You choose to act like a mod instead of doing what connundrum did?

In need of some attention?

justsomebloke

Kiera wrote:

You choose to act like a mod instead of doing what connundrum did?

In need of some attention?

bit@%$ness and fighting are also probably high on his list of things to see on hangover TV too:D

AngryBadger

jsb wrote:

bit@%$ness and fighting are also probably high on his list of things to see on hangover TV too:D

totally, this thread was well worth the 20 seconds I invested in typing it

Kiera

jsb wrote:

bit@%$ness and fighting are also probably high on his list of things to see on hangover TV too:D

Think maybe i should just call over and amuse him for the day?

AngryBadger

jsb wrote:

i don't want to sound rude but actually i think female masturbation would actually be pretty high on angrybadgers list of things that would like to see on hangover TV

Kiera wrote:

Think maybe i should just call over and amuse him for the day?

You should totally do that

....ok i have a boner again, nice one jsb, but on the flip side I do have this great "dvd" one of my mates lent me, I hear the "production values" are something else, let's see here, entitled "K-sex" caption reads "Lesbians from a different planet"....natch

Kiera

Em not in “that” way. I’d fight with you and answer you back. The qualities you love the most about me

440Hz

Kiera wrote:

You choose to act like a mod instead of doing what connundrum did?

In need of some attention?

First of all I am not acting like a mod... I did what is OFTEN done by lots of people in other threads.. merely making a point.

Secondly

Kiera wrote:

Think maybe i should just call over and amuse him for the day?

I DON'T think Im the one looking for attention here.

AngryBadger

Kiera wrote:

Em not in “that” way. I’d fight with you and answer you back. The qualities you love the most about me

what....like....foxy boxing? But I'm not a chick, although i am foxy, thanks for the compliment

I do love your ability to answer me though, that's cool, it's the only way I know you'lre still there

Kiera

What crawled up your arse?

Why do you have to stick your oar in when we are all just having a laugh? AngryBadger started this thread and he doesn’t seem to have a problem with everyone chatting so whats yours?

Seems to me you are just looking for a fight!

Kiera

AngryBadger wrote:

I do love your ability to answer me though, that's cool, it's the only way I know you'lre still there

haha, you used to the aul sack of spuds?

justsomebloke

Kiera wrote:

Think maybe i should just call over and amuse him for the day?

again not to sound rude but as he has already stated, i think he is doing that for himself for the day. Probably have another shower or two. But he probably wouldn't mind the hand

440Hz

Kiera wrote:

What crawled up your arse?

Why do you have to stick your oar in when we are all just having a laugh? AngryBadger started this thread and he doesn’t seem to have a problem with everyone chatting so whats yours?

Seems to me you are just looking for a fight! Well young man you've got one if that’s what you want!

I am not looking for a fight. I merely made an observation, and you got on my case about it. You were the person who starting making it personal and I merely defended myself.

I don't have a problem either, well not until *someone* started being insulting, like I said a few times by now, I was only putting out that the thread was gone off topic.

Also, I am not a boy.