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Happy horny werewolf day

  • 14-02-2006 4:35pm
    #1
    AngryBadger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭


    Apparently Valentine's is really

    "a Christian
    corruption of a pagan festival
    involving werewolves, blood and
    ****ing"

    I'll drink to that. Hey, if Warren Ellis says so, it must be true.


Comments

  • #2
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    What word was censored out?

    Was it shiting?


  • #3
    AngryBadger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭AngryBadger


    No it was Fukking


  • #4
    irlrobins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭irlrobins


    you mean fucking?


  • #5
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    omg omg omg, he said it and didn't censor! omg omg omg

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #6
    Gator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 602 ✭✭✭Gator


    My spidey sense is tingleing.....I sense a warning coming


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  • #7
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I'll take sh*ting over f*cking if werewolves are involved.


  • #8
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I don't know. Think of the length of a female werewolf's tongue...


  • #9
    AngryBadger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭AngryBadger


    monkeyfudge wrote:
    I'll take sh*ting over f*cking if werewolves are involved.

    I'm presuming that if ****ing is taking place it's a werewolves only affair, unless there are farmers involved, in which case all bets are off :v:


  • #10
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Sarky wrote:
    I don't know. Think of the length of a female werewolf's tongue...

    Or a male's. Anyone seen Company of Wolves?


  • #11
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Is it just me or is there something cool about having sex with someone who could snap your neck in two with their teeth?


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  • #12
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Sarky wrote:
    I don't know. Think of the length of a female werewolf's tongue...
    But think of the size of her stool sample... mmmm... kinky...


  • #13
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Death to furries...




    ...vore...


  • #14
    Dizzyblabla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭Dizzyblabla


    monkeyfudge wrote:
    But think of the size of her stool sample... mmmm... kinky...
    thats just gotta be gross...


  • #15
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    What kills werewolves again?

    Is it silver bullets or does that only work on hunchbacks?


  • #16
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    If I know my White Wolf background, it's existential angst. No, wait, that's vampires.


  • #17
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    What kills hunchbacks then?

    I suspect the guy who lives two doors down from me might be a hunchback... I want to know how to kill him and make the neighbourhood safe once again.


  • #18
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Get a mob. And some pitchforks.

    Oddly enough, nothing else seems to work.


  • #19
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Ooh ooh... and a beautiful woman, they cant resist


  • #20
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    And perhaps some comic relief talking gargoyles?

    And look... if I had a beautiful woman lying about I wouldn't be here posting this nonsense on valentines night...


  • #21
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Nah, leave the gargoyles out of it. Many's a hunchback escaped to freedom because the little bastards hadn't caught him by sunrise.


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  • #22
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Sarky... Have you turned furry on me? Cause you know that means I have to kill you, yeah?


  • #23
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh, shabs, it's not furry if they really ARE part animal! :v:


  • #24
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Sarky wrote:
    Oh, shabs, it's not furry if they really ARE part animal! :v:
    /me cocks rifle...

    heh heh... cocks


  • #25
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Sarky wrote:
    Oh, shabs, it's not furry if they really ARE part animal! :v:
    Of COURSE!

    /slaps forehead


    Sorry for doubting you beardlor.


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