Has this been posted yet? Unreal way to go...

100gSoma

I've censored the guys email and mobile number myself befor eposting. Its doing the rounds as a complete mail though... Wonder what happens now if anything. management meeting



From: Barnett, Luke, VF-IE
Sent: 06 February 2006 13:42
To: <snip loads of names>
Cc: <snip name>
Subject: My last farewell....(please forward to anyone I forgot as had to write this fast)

Wellety Wellety Wellety,

Its all over I'm afraid my friends.
I've been workin here 2 and a half years and well its been work.

Lets be honest it sucks working here and the only tollerable thing has been knowing that you guys all hate it too.

Was just asked if I'll miss working here and anybody who knows me will know straight off that of course I wont, but I
will miss knowing most of you guys on a regular basis.

I've had some great experiences while working here(most of them in the 6th floor handicapped toilets with an oul pal who used to work in agent support, no ones ever up there after 4pm its great). Other great experiences include going home at 5 or getting pissed with all you guys after work.

The reasons that I am leaving is because of two things:
Thing the 1st: I missed a load of days last year and when I missed one this year I gave her the ammo she needed(for a reference to who 'Her' is see Thing the 2nd)

Thing the 2nd: Cant rememeber if its C then star star then T or C then star then UNT for it to send, eitherways the second reason is <snip name>. She wanted me gone from the team because "My absences were effecting the team" and now for some reason some idiot put her in a place where she can pursue people who have lives as she doesn't. Anywho, in the long run I've been talking about quitting for ages and now its done. (I was offered post-paid to stay, I believe it was Cartman who said 'Suck my Balls')

So to all of you who I will really miss(some of u I wont but I doubt u care either so we're all winners), its been a pleasure but as I wont be doing a goodbye for Luke drinks night I hope I'll see you around soon.

Just remember guys its only a job and people like <snip company> and <snip name> are number people who'll never be any more than just that, this is all they've got, don't let it be all you've just got.

I love you all....well most of you.

www.kudosinfo.com if your interested to see what I'm doing at any stage.

Luke.
(contact numbers underneath along with new email if you wanna stay in touch)



Regards
________________________________

Luke Barnett
Business C**k Executive
Customer & Channel Management

Contact mobile: 00353 (0) 86 1541
E-mail: @gmail.com

county

yes it was on the humour forum
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054886960

dar83

I was expecting something funny.... did I just miss it?

seamus

Sounds like a complete tosser to me tbh. He missed loads of days because he "has a life"? Moron.

I removed some names from the mail.

Femelade

am i after losing my sence of humour or is that not in the least bit funny?

Kojak

Femmy wrote:

am i after losing my sence of humour or is that not in the least bit funny?

It doesnt seem funny - it looks more like a lad wanting to get his own back before he leaves the job.

God help him if he looks for a reference from that job.

whiskeyman

He must have thought "hey, now I can have a go at sending one of those hilarious type leaving emails and become the talk of teh interweb and be sooo cool!"

Oh how he failed....

JackKelly

I hope he wasn't working for a publishing company.

That reads like a 4 year old wrote it. He sounds like a bit of a spanner alright.

xzanti

There was one posted here a couple of months back.. It was an email from a guy to his ex girlfriend who he had caught cheating in the loo on a night out together... The start went something like: "Thank you for the email, ill be sure to file it under L for long winded load of crap...." or something like that... That was hillarious.. Anyone have a link to that??

100gSoma

yeah I don;t think it was funny. Hence I didn;t check humour...
You get alot of people saying "ah fair play" and all that crap. I personally think its a foolhardy thing to do. Won':rolleyes: t impress future employers anyways.

hullaballoo

What a c*unt.

100gSoma

xzanti wrote:

There was one posted here a couple of months back.. It was an email from a guy to his ex girlfriend who he had caught cheating in the loo on a night out together... The start went something like: "Thank you for the email, ill be sure to file it under L for long winded load of crap...." or something like that... That was hillarious.. Anyone have a link to that??

I have it in my email... HERE


Read this!

Apparently going around NY at the moment. 1st is a girl's apology email for cheating on some bloke. 2nd is his reply which was Bcc'd to his entire address book. He makes some excellent points.



Brad,

It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all or anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behaviour didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it.

I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I really don't think I can handle that.



I am so sorry.



Elizabeth




RESPONSE:



Dear Elizabeth,



Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about".

You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar.

To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't F**k him" somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill cum-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened.

By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

PS. I BCC'd about 100 people on this email.

Talk to you never,
Brad

Pythia

Looks like he works in Vodafone.

xzanti

100 thats the very one.. Thank you

godtabh

Yeah I read it first and wasnt thinking did he leave his sense of humor at home when he wrote that.

If you didnt like the job that much just leave and forget about it

whiskeyman

http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/email/ketchup.asp

That's another good one from last year.
Not a resignation email, but it turned out to be an resignation issue!

100gSoma

whiskeyman wrote:

http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/email/ketchup.asp

That's another good one from last year.
Not a resignation email, but it turned out to be an resignation issue!

wow..... SWEET

xzanti

whiskeyman wrote:

http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/email/ketchup.asp

That's another good one from last year.
Not a resignation email, but it turned out to be an resignation issue!

:eek: Miserable bastard

Kojak

whiskeyman wrote:

http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/email/ketchup.asp

That's another good one from last year.
Not a resignation email, but it turned out to be an resignation issue!

The miserable, tight Fu*k

Royale with Cheese

Did anybody listen to the guy's band? They're actually quite good.

Sarky

That second one sounds an awful lot like something I'd write. Thus I conclude my evil twin is currently single and living in New York.

BuffyBot

I'm sure the company is mourning the loss of that guy as an employee..

AngryBadger

100gSoma wrote:

Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great.

rotflmfao That is brilliant stuff. Must remember this if I ever have a similar experience.

jesus_thats_gre

Ah here will you take the chaps ****ing name out of it..

And in fairness, the email is funny.. He sounds like a cock in it but it certainly is funny.. Even more so if you know who he is talking about.

LundiMardi

100gSoma wrote:

I've censored the guys email and mobile number myself befor eposting. Its doing the rounds as a complete mail though... Wonder what happens now if anything. management meeting



From: Barnett, Luke, VF-IE
Sent: 06 February 2006 13:42
To: <snip loads of names>
Cc: <snip name>
Subject: My last farewell....(please forward to anyone I forgot as had to write this fast)

Wellety Wellety Wellety,

Its all over I'm afraid my friends.
I've been workin here 2 and a half years and well its been work.

Lets be honest it sucks working here and the only tollerable thing has been knowing that you guys all hate it too.

Was just asked if I'll miss working here and anybody who knows me will know straight off that of course I wont, but I
will miss knowing most of you guys on a regular basis.

I've had some great experiences while working here(most of them in the 6th floor handicapped toilets with an oul pal who used to work in agent support, no ones ever up there after 4pm its great). Other great experiences include going home at 5 or getting pissed with all you guys after work.

The reasons that I am leaving is because of two things:
Thing the 1st: I missed a load of days last year and when I missed one this year I gave her the ammo she needed(for a reference to who 'Her' is see Thing the 2nd)

Thing the 2nd: Cant rememeber if its C then star star then T or C then star then UNT for it to send, eitherways the second reason is <snip name>. She wanted me gone from the team because "My absences were effecting the team" and now for some reason some idiot put her in a place where she can pursue people who have lives as she doesn't. Anywho, in the long run I've been talking about quitting for ages and now its done. (I was offered post-paid to stay, I believe it was Cartman who said 'Suck my Balls')

So to all of you who I will really miss(some of u I wont but I doubt u care either so we're all winners), its been a pleasure but as I wont be doing a goodbye for Luke drinks night I hope I'll see you around soon.

Just remember guys its only a job and people like <snip company> and <snip name> are number people who'll never be any more than just that, this is all they've got, don't let it be all you've just got.

I love you all....well most of you.

www.kudosinfo.com if your interested to see what I'm doing at any stage.

Luke.
(contact numbers underneath along with new email if you wanna stay in touch)



Regards
________________________________

Luke Barnett
Business C**k Executive
Customer & Channel Management

Contact mobile: 00353 (0) 86 1541
E-mail: @gmail.com

heh, i went to college with this guy.. He's pretty sound imo and yes his band are rather good.