Sex Tips

migz4caz

Tips for going about sex for the first time. Please

Amz

Eh ... lol!

migz4caz

Amz wrote:

Eh ... lol!

What's so funny?

jcoote

wrong forum bud thisis to report dodgy stuff goin on in the forums etc...read the sticky at the top of the page (in the feedback forum)

RuggieBear

lol

migz4caz

I'm sorry

jcoote

your thread in PI should be sufficient to answer your question

Amz

Ah, but some people need all the help they can get.

migz4caz

Nobody will help though

Amz

C'est la vie.

jcoote

there were loadsa good tips in your thread in personal issues

migz4caz

True. I wish that wasn't the case though

migz4caz

True. I wish that wasn't the case though

jcoote

thats not the case at all

migz4caz

I'm just looking for more help

Amz

Stop!

Hammer time!

migz4caz

Amz wrote:

Stop!

Hammer time!

Say what?

amp

Protip: Avoid putting it in the bellybutton

Amz

*sigh*

migz4caz

Exactly my point

Talliesin

Talliesin

migz4caz wrote:

Say what?

Perhaps Amz was expressing a preference towards powerful hammering thrusts.

Most likely not, but now we're in the Cuckoo's Nest we'll just assume that's what she meant.

migz4caz

Suppose

Sarky

Let your partner know the joy you feel during the act. Every couple of minutes laugh out loud.

amp

I once laughed my way out of an erection.

Lump

If you're a woman, just lie there And don't moan when it's over in 2 minutes

John

Sarky

amp wrote:

I once laughed my way out of an erection.

Yours?

Tar.Aldarion

migz4caz wrote:

Say what?

word dawg!

http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictur...tra/index.html

http://users.forthnet.gr/ath/nektar/kma/main.htm

http://www.talksexwithsue.com/sexindex.html

go forth and shag!!!

Earthhorse

I never tip after sex, unless they're very, very good.

madrab

take her from behind & put one hand on her boob, tell her "this is how your sister likes it" & see how long you can hang on

migz4caz

Serious!!!!

madrab

yeah serious, she will love it

if she doesnt try putting pepper spray on the outside of the condom (OUTSIDE!) tickles them gurly bits better than anything else

migz4caz

Are you serious? Never heard of that before

madrab

<_<

>_>

yes..

migz4caz

Funny guy! I'm the one with the problem though. Can you help?

Rhyme

Amz wrote:

Stop!

Hammer time!

https://addons.mozilla.org/extensions/moreinfo.php?application=firefox&category=Humor&numpg=10&id=974

Talliesin

migz4caz, this is the Cuckoo's Nest where stupid threads go to become stupider. Stick to reading your thread in PI.

amp

Sarky wrote:

Yours?

No, yours. You don't remember much from the last beers do you?

Tar.Aldarion

amp wrote:

No, yours. You don't remember much from the last beers do you?

That wasn't my hand you shook.

Sarky

So that's why I woke up on Shabadu's couch with an inexplicably deflated sense of self-esteem.