Do you tell people you post on boards?

Pighead

Well do you?
Pighead hides it from everyone. Posting on this site is by far the gayest thing I have ever done... except for that one time I sucked that lads cock after Niamh Kavanagh won the Eurovision.

I'm so ashamed of my internet life, it's unbelievable. I always have 2 windows on my PC so i can quickly put boards in the background when any normal humans come into the room.

Sometimes I think I should stand on the rooftop and tell everyone I know..I'm pretty sure they wouldn't dare laugh at me as pretty much everything the Pighead does is cool. Yet theres a niggling doubt that stops me shimmying up the gutterpipe and crawling up onto the rooftop to shout out loud and proud that I'm a boards.ie poster.

Giblet

So what you're saying is, you want to be banned?

zAbbo

Giblet wrote:

So what you're saying is, you want to be banned?

Please God, do it, lifetime him

Sparky

I'm truly ashamed,I pray I take this filthy secret to the grave

i recommended it to my cousin on time for if he was bored, and he said "ah sure im a member there already"
There is a few people here that i know who is who, but they dont know me, untill they hunt for answers

Pighead wrote:

except for that one time I sucked that lads cock after Niamh Kavanagh won the Eurovision.

eh pigheads thoughts coming out in words eh?

mickymg2003

Why do you feel you need to talk/type in the third person?Just wonderin like.

Pighead

The only thing shameful about boards is PIghead

Giblet wrote:

So what you're saying is, you want to be banned?

Banned? Are you crazy, thats the last thing Pighead wants. All he wants is to be able to say it loud and proud that hes a boards.ie poster. I'm hoping that the people will finally make me realise boards shouldnt be my dirty little love child. Giblet i'm surprised at how you could come to that assumption. And heres the proof.

Wertz

If I actually talked to anyone who knew what it was, then I'd have no qualms in telling them.

Oh and you dropped your atari jaguar...

Tar.Aldarion

The only thing shameful about boards is PIghead

Don't have to tell anybody, some just see me on here and ask, others already use it...one or two have stalked me and joined...
So well, tip, always post anon in PI!

TerrorFirmer

I'm truly ashamed,I pray I take this filthy secret to the grave

I don't exactly see why it would be an issue for anyone....:D

Giblet

Anyway to answer your question. I wouldn't tell anyone who already didn't know unless I had good reason. Being the boards.ie celebrity that I am, they'd probably follow me home and camp outside my house. It's a crazy life but hey, I'm made out of strong stuff, I can hack it man.

Slippin Jimmy

The only thing shameful about boards is PIghead

Pighead wrote:

I'm so ashamed of my internet life, it's unbelievable. I always have 2 windows on my PC so i can quickly put boards in the background when any normal humans come into the room.

Why are you ashamed? It is your choice what you want to do on the net. There is a very large majourity who know about boards, and do use it. I only found this site by accident and have been here since August 05. I am sure if more people knew about it, it would be a biger success. Anyway, you shouldn't hide it just because someone comes into the room. I put it to you, if you went into a internet cafe, would you go on boards?

Sometimes I think I should stand on the rooftop and tell everyone I know...

Maybe you should tell people about what you do on the net, even though it is not their business. You are entitled to do what you want and you should, it is your life, you make the choices. Don't let anyone tell you different.

And for the question. I don't think I have told people that I use boards, because most of my mates wouldn't know what boards is. If they take a look they will never leave because there is something for everyone here. If they said anything like people who use it are muppets or whatever, I would tell them where to go. You have to experience it to know what it is like.

Pighead

The only thing shameful about boards is PIghead

zabbo wrote:

Please God, do it, lifetime him

zabbo you ninny, you've just ruined the only boards friendship you've ver had. The amount of times Pigheads stuck up for you in the past and all for what, to get slapped in the face by the Mod of bangbus.
Anyway staying on topic I think a lot of people here suffer slightly from boards shame. All I want are percentages and then i'll be on my way.

Binomate

I'm truly ashamed,I pray I take this filthy secret to the grave

I'm not a closet poster.

merlinsmerryman

Pighead wrote:

Well do you?
Pighead hides it from everyone. Posting on this site is by far the gayest thing I have ever done...

Yet you have 1300 posts

Raphael

I'm truly ashamed,I pray I take this filthy secret to the grave

Pighead wrote:

Sometimes I think I should stand on the rooftop and tell everyone I know.

Now, personally, if you did that and you were someone I knew, I'd hurt you.

Edit: In response, of course I do.

Cuddlesworth

50%

*50% error margin

scuba steve

i dont care who knows, its not as if im a different person when im posting on here anyway, dont really care who knows

Pighead

The only thing shameful about boards is PIghead

merlinsmerryman wrote:

Yet you have 1300 posts

Wrong! The day Pighead reaches 1300 posts is the day that a surly Scottish Premiership manager gets the boot. You'll be waiting a while buddy.
And anyway just because i have a lot of posts doesnt mean that I can't be ashamed about it.

Put it like this merlinsmerryman, Pighead doesnt know you but you are most probably a fella who always loved football but was never quite good enough to play for the mens team. So what did you do? Why you joined the ladies team and became Top Goalscorer Player of The Year and team mascot.

Now inside your quivering with delight with all you've achieved, but are you gonna tell the lads down the pub about the hatrick you scored against St Bridgets Girls School last Monday? Are you fcuk.

daiixi

The only thing shameful about boards is PIghead

A couple of people know that I use boards.ie but I'm not going to tell them my username!!

Pighead

The only thing shameful about boards is PIghead

daiixi wrote:

A couple of people know that I use boards.ie but I'm not going to tell them my username!!

Ah good lad daiixi(2/10 for username,un-pronouncable and apparently meaningless) at last someone whos brains Pighead can pick.

Sit down daiixi. Now tell me buddy, why are you not going to tell anybody your username, is it because you can be more open on boards and express opinions you wouldnt normally express in real life or is it because you're afraid they'll join up and start telling your fellow board users secrets about your past?

Please take this post seriously as I really really need to know.(that bold really wasn't a typo, i just really want to know)

TerrorFirmer

I'm truly ashamed,I pray I take this filthy secret to the grave

When Pigheads boss arrives in unexpectantly, there is an initial awkward pause and he finds it hard to believe a flushed pighead adamantly insisting he was indeed looking at hardcore pornography.

Such is the life of a boards user in denial.

c - 13

daiixi wrote:

A couple of people know that I use boards.ie but I'm not going to tell them my username!!

Same here, only one or two of my friends and my GF know my username, most people know I post on boards but I dont tell them my username. I want to see if they can work out who I am.

Tar.Aldarion

The only thing shameful about boards is PIghead

daiixi wrote:

A couple of people know that I use boards.ie but I'm not going to tell them my username!!

Nobody knew mine...then they looked at the name of one of my email addresses...oh and well looked over my shoulder, cunning.

DEmeant0r

I'm truly ashamed,I pray I take this filthy secret to the grave

I've a lot of friends from secondary school/university that posts here :cool:

Ickle Magoo

I'm truly ashamed,I pray I take this filthy secret to the grave

Most people I know are on one forum or another - what's to be embarrassed about? Could be worse.....:o:)

Pighead

The only thing shameful about boards is PIghead

HavoK wrote:

When Pigheads boss arrives in unexpectantly, there is an initial awkward pause and he finds it hard to believe a flushed pighead adamantly insisting he was indeed looking at hardcore pornography.

Such is the life of a boards user in denial.

Too true HavoK, there I was last Friday frantically minimizing Sarkys Blog pleading with the manager to "Please believe me when I say that I was looking at www.dancingmidgetlesbians.com" .I'd rather be thought of as a sexual devient than a guy who reads Sarkys Blog.

DEmeant0r

I'm truly ashamed,I pray I take this filthy secret to the grave

Sarky is not going to be happy about that Pighead

TerrorFirmer

I'm truly ashamed,I pray I take this filthy secret to the grave

Pighead wrote:

Too true HavoK, there I was last Friday frantically minimizing Sarkys Blog pleading with the manager to "Please believe me when I say that I was looking at www.dancingmidgetlesbians.com" .I'd rather be thought of as a sexual devient than a guy who reads Sarkys Blog.

"Did you hear about the lad they caught reading some beardy fellas diary? I tells ya Frank, there are some real wierdos working upstairs...."

daiixi

The only thing shameful about boards is PIghead

Pighead wrote:

Ah good lad daiixi(2/10 for username,un-pronouncable and apparently meaningless) at last someone whos brains Pighead can pick.

Sit down daiixi. Now tell me buddy, why are you not going to tell anybody your username, is it because you can be more open on boards and express opinions you wouldnt normally express in real life or is it because you're afraid they'll join up and start telling your fellow board users secrets about your past?

Please take this post seriously as I really really need to know.(that bold really wasn't a typo, i just really want to know)

Umm.. I'm a girl and it's pronounced "daisy" ... long story..

so anyway onto more important things - I think it's just because I'll "say" things on boards which I don't want people knowing IRL. I don't have problems expressing my opinions off boards but there are definitely things which I don't want certain people knowing.

hullaballoo

I'm truly ashamed,I pray I take this filthy secret to the grave

What the fcuk is going on? This is the most rubbish I've read on boards in a while. People are just making up stuff and posting it without thinking about it. Normally that's ok; the end-product is usually something funny. But this, it's just siht.

/Edit I'm looking at Pighead on this one

Pighead

The only thing shameful about boards is PIghead

hullaballoo wrote:

What the fcuk is going on? This is the most rubbish I've read on boards in a while. People are just making up stuff and posting it without thinking about it. Normally that's ok; the end-product is usually something funny. But this, it's just siht.


/Edit I'm looking at Pighead on this one

hullaballoo i've reported you to the Mods on three counts.
1/ thread spoiling
2/ Your signature is slightly too black for my liking
3/ You looked at me without asking was it ok.

Hopefully the slap on the wrists you will no doubt receive will help make you a better poster. Very disappointed with your attitude today hulla.
By the way does your significant other know you post on boards? Is she proud/ashamed/indifferent/turned on? If you're banned by the time you read this just PM Pighead with your answer.Cheers ex buddy.

Pighead

The only thing shameful about boards is PIghead

daiixi wrote:

Umm.. I'm a girl and it's pronounced "daisy" ... long story..

so anyway onto more important things - I think it's just because I'll "say" things on boards which I don't want people knowing IRL. I don't have problems expressing my opinions off boards but there are definitely things which I don't want certain people knowing.

Sorry about the gender mix up daiixi, unfortunately its not just on boards where Pighead has this problem, but thats another days thread.
When you say you have opinions you dont want other people knowing are you talking about such things as advocating lapdancing or just stuff in general that people would be shocked by?

daiixi

The only thing shameful about boards is PIghead

Pighead wrote:

Sorry about the gender mix up daiixi, unfortunately its not just on boards where Pighead has this problem, but thats another days thread.
When you say you have opinions you dont want other people knowing are you talking about such things as advocating lapdancing or just stuff in general that people would be shocked by?

nah, everyone knows I love lapdancing!!

wanna give me a dance, sugar?

casanova_kid

I'm truly ashamed,I pray I take this filthy secret to the grave

A fair few of my friends are boards regulars so it's not that embarrassing. Actually to be honest we talk about it a scary amount of time during the day but TBH we're so hard that nobody would dare try and slag us about it.

Scraggs

I'm truly ashamed,I pray I take this filthy secret to the grave

I dont really tell people i'm a boardsie unless they know already, not that i'm ashamed of boards or anything i'm more ashamed at the amount of time i spend here when i should be outside in the real world doin eh realworld stuff...

Setun

The only thing shameful about boards is PIghead

Scraggs wrote:

I dont really tell people i'm a boardsie unless they know already, not that i'm ashamed of boards or anything i'm more ashamed at the amount of time i spend here when i should be outside in the real world doin eh realworld stuff...

What's this thing you call realworld???

I'm on it far too much, it doesn't bother me that people know I'm on it. A few of my friends are on aswell.

Zascar

The only thing shameful about boards is PIghead

I'd tell people I read an "irish message board" on certain subjects i'm interested in, but I would not want anyone I know to know my username, I'm sure most people would be the same. I'm along time lurker, but some people who have 1000's of posts are leaving a massive amount of evidence of thoughts, opinions and even personal data behind, which you would not want certain people to get their hands on and start rhumors flying based on shreads of information.

Pigman II

Pighead wrote:

I'd rather be thought of as a sexual devient than a guy who reads Sarkys Blog.

That's too bad because I've always thought of you as both.

Personally I wouldn't tell anyone I'm on boards but if someone in conversation told me that they were and it was a name I remembered then I would respond in kind.

Beruthiel

I don't broadcast that I post on boards, some people know, only a small few know my nickname.
lets be honest pighead, do I really want real people to know that I hang out with folks like you on the tinternet?

I voted option 4 btw

Hugh Hefner

True. True.

Pighead

The only thing shameful about boards is PIghead

Pigman II wrote:

Personally I wouldn't tell anyone I'm on boards but if someone in conversation told me that they were and it was a name I remembered then I would respond in kind.

Surely that would depend on who you were talking to. Like for instance if a guy came up to me and said "Hi, my names MorningStar whats the crack" I wouldnt be responding to him in kind, i'd be punching him on the nose so his eyes watered,

Or if i were in a disco and a girl had her hands on my willy and she said to me " Hey people call me Le Rack, whats ur name sweetcheeks" I'd be running into the bathroom and cleaning my willy quicksmart.

Pigman II

Pighead wrote:

Surely that would depend on who you were talking to. Like for instance if a guy came up to me and said "Hi, my names MorningStar whats the crack" I wouldnt be responding to him in kind, i'd be punching him on the nose so his eyes watered,

Well see I've never heard of MorningStar so I wouldn't tell them irregardless. For all I know they could just be a Garda double-bluffing me into an of admission boards.ie membership under a false pseudonym.

Or if i were in a disco and a girl had her hands on my willy and she said to me " Hey people call me Le Rack, whats ur name sweetcheeks" I'd be running into the bathroom and cleaning my willy quicksmart.

Interesting. I wash my willy every time I go out on the pull, but then I probably fancy my chances more than you do.

Giblet

Piggy rivalry!

Pighead

The only thing shameful about boards is PIghead

Pigman II wrote:

Interesting. I wash my willy every time I go out on the pull, but then I probably fancy my chances more than you do.

Weirdo.Smegma forever.
Listen pal Pighead doesn't go out on the pull, he goes out to choose which girls dreams he shall make a reality. Your still a young man Pigman II. My advice is thus: Stop washing the willy.

Pigman II

Pighead wrote:

Weirdo.Smegma forever.
Listen pal Pighead doesn't go out on the pull, he goes out to choose which girls dreams he shall make a reality. Your still a young man Pigman II. My advice is thus: Stop washing the willy.

Thanks for the advice and I'm sure you do plenty of choosing. Doesn't mean any of them are choosing back.

Giblet

Pigman II : 1
Pighead : 0

Dave!

No-Yes

Pighead > Pigman II

Nope. It happened tonight that someone came up to me and asked me if they could take my photo. They started off the discussion saying whether I know "Jimeatsmenu" or not. Towards the end, they asked if I posted on boards.

Either way, the photo was taken. Such is life.

KevIRL

I tell all and sundry. In fact I'm so proud of bein on boards I am now adding to my CV that my thread (http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=189873) is the 7th most viewed on boards!

ST*

pretty decent fcukin thread

sceptre

Zascar wrote:

some people who have 1000's of posts are leaving a massive amount of evidence of thoughts, opinions and even personal data behind, which you would not want certain people to get their hands on and start rhumors flying based on shreads of information.

Oops.

Same view as Beruthiel btw. Even the stuff about poor poor misunderstood pighead.