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The Hoff, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger (Joke)

god's toy · 2006-02-01 19:42:19

The Hoff, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe...…

01-02-2006 7:42pm

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The Hoff, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to The Hoff, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat.

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#2 01-02-2006 9:01pm

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You know how they got sent to heaven?

A single roundhouse from Chuck Norris.

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#3 01-02-2006 11:11pm

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#4 01-02-2006 11:13pm

Sarky

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Tom Selleck, tbh.

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#5 01-02-2006 11:17pm

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ITS SARKY!! Huzzahz!

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#6 02-02-2006 1:42am

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did i hear the Hoff???

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#7 02-02-2006 7:10am

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i told a joke once... everybody cried

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#8 02-02-2006 9:25am

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amp wrote:

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Wow- coming from the biggest memesheep EVER.

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