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Mayo men in Galway

  • 30-01-2006 07:22PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭


    Two Mayo men are walking along Shop Street in Galway when they see a sign which reads as follows: Suits 15.00 euro each, shirts 2.00 euro each, trousers 2.50 euro per pair.

    Willie Joe says to TJ, "Look at that. We could buy a load of that gear and when we get back to Castlebar, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, don't say anything. Just let me do all the talking 'cause if they hear our accent they might not serve us, so i'll speak in my best Galway accent."

    They go in and Willie Joe orders 50 suits at 15.00 each, 100 shirts at 2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at 2.50 each.

    The owner of the shop says, "You're from Mayo, aren't you?"
    "Oh, . . yes, how did you know that?" asks Willie Joe
    The owner says,
    "Because this is a f*cking dry-cleaners . !"


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    why did you put the punchline in spoiler tags?

    good joke btw


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 958 ✭✭✭liamskater


    hehe nice one!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 370 ✭✭base2


    Bit racist.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    I'm a Mayo man - you're banned :p
    (not really).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,400 ✭✭✭PlayGirl


    he he.. i like it!, ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    haha i'm gonna show this to my Mayo m8s :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Haha.....I heard this years ago as a Kerryman joke.....been adapted nicely I see :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 163 ✭✭elurhs


    Funny, like the names of the two guys (I'm a mayoman myself).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,738 ✭✭✭BigEejit


    hehe ...those crazy Mayomen, will the ever learn :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭mickymg2003


    base2 wrote:
    Bit racist.
    Didnt realise people from mayo were a different race to people from galway!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 182 ✭✭Ruadan


    But theres more mayomen than galwegans in Galway these days, we've overrun the place.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭vorbis


    goddamn immigrants!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    heh, good.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 536 ✭✭✭swalsh


    lol ... i am a galway man living in mayo
    Quality joke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Funny. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭Tobias Greeshman


    Top quality joke :D


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