Mayo men in Galway

biko · 30-01-2006 6:22pm #1

Two Mayo men are walking along Shop Street in Galway when they see a sign which reads as follows: Suits 15.00 euro each, shirts 2.00 euro each, trousers 2.50 euro per pair.

Willie Joe says to TJ, "Look at that. We could buy a load of that gear and when we get back to Castlebar, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, don't say anything. Just let me do all the talking 'cause if they hear our accent they might not serve us, so i'll speak in my best Galway accent."

They go in and Willie Joe orders 50 suits at 15.00 each, 100 shirts at 2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at 2.50 each.

The owner of the shop says, "You're from Mayo, aren't you?"
"Oh, . . yes, how did you know that?" asks Willie Joe
The owner says,

"Because this is a f*cking dry-cleaners . !"