Things you just DID NOT mean to do

cormie

I was out kicking a ball around the other day with a few friends. We were passing and I popped it off a wall a few times, I got the ball and full force went for the wall again, left foot... I'm right footed, it wasn't so accurate but it was full force and unfortunately my friend was in the way and it smacked him right in the face, pretty much point blank. Thankfully, even though his face was as red as a rose (a red rose now;)) it wasn't too bad, no broken nose or anything, phew!

So what have you lot done?

temp_boards

I once ate a whole red candle

Sparky

i once walked on a snail by accident, i didnt mean to do it.

rugbug86

eh, yore ma?

temp_boards

Sparky-s wrote:

i once walked on a snail by accident, i didnt mean to do it.

Did you give it mouth to mouth?

Sparky

temp_boards wrote:

Did you give it mouth to mouth?

no it was ikky

temp_boards

Sparky-s wrote:

no it was ikky

Yeah, dont be fooled by the old wives tale, rubbing it on yourself will not make your willy bigger.

[Jackass]

whilst locked, I once took a piss in my mates parents closet...while they were in the bed...Ithought it was the jacks and it was really dark...didn't mean to...

Nalz

DubGuy wrote:

whilst locked, I once took a piss ...

Similar situation, only it was an old school friend who decided the best place to leek was on the back of a paddy wagon

ST*

temp_boards wrote:

I once ate a whole red candle

nice was it?

how did you 'not mean' to do that? unless of course you tripped carrying it and it got rammed down your neck.

temp_boards

Shock_treatment wrote:

nice was it?

how did you 'not mean' to do that? unless of course you tripped carrying it and it got rammed down your neck.

Thats what she said!!!


Mwah ha ha ha ha

phantom_lord

Trilla wrote:

Similar situation, only it was an old school friend who decided the best place to leek was on the back of a paddy wagon

He isn't in DCU by any chance is he...

projectmayhem

cormie wrote:

I was out kicking a ball around the other day with a few friends. We were passing and I popped it off a wall a few times, I got the ball and full force went for the wall again, left foot... I'm right footed, it wasn't so accurate but it was full force and unfortunately my friend was in the way and it smacked him right in the face, pretty much point blank. Thankfully, even though his face was as red as a rose (a red rose now;)) it wasn't too bad, no broken nose or anything, phew!

thanks, that made me laugh

DonkeyStyle \o/

We had a basketball hoop/board out in our garden a good few years ago... I was taking shots on it from the imaginary 3-point line... on one of the shots, my older brother was walking past/under it... he'd gotten about 15 or 20 feet past the hoop, when my shot bounced off the rim and flew the whole distance and hit him on the back/top of the head.
Such a unbelievably freaky fluke, he was sure I'd thrown it directly at him! I was in for such a hidin'!
I don't think he believes me even all these years later

dundalk cailin

i used to play camogie and got whacked in the mouth with a hurley during a game, and i had braces at the time im sure the other girl didnt mean it
I did to as the OP did before when playing gaelic!

dogg_r_69

I drove over one of my friends feet with a van.

Tar.Aldarion

Broke a guys leg and 'somethinged' a guys shoulder while playing in hurling matches. Oops!