Everyone's first time...

Nidge

Ok well I'm not too sure if, since there's a whole forum dedicated to it, that threads of a sexual nature can be posted here, but just to spite the fact that I can't enter due to my lack of euros I'm gonna post this anyway.

Many of my friend's brief accounts of their first times have better been suited to a stand-up comedian's sketch rather than an "adult" novel, so the general consensus I get from them is that it just isn't good the first time round. This may surprise the girls but I'm actually talking about a male perspective. I'd like to hear about the quality, or lack of, of all yizzer respective first times. Go into detail if you so wish, might make the thread more interesting.

tbh

*Nidge rubs thighs*

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Ibtl.

Sparky

So bad it was easily surpassed

my first time was when we felt it was right, thats all, and we used protection and we enjoyed it.

tbh

Bob wrote:

Ibtl.

never heard that before, brilliant

Nidge

Bob wrote:

Ibtl.

****e, what does that mean?

tbh

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=DVXA,DVXA:2005-14,DVXA:en&q=Ibtl%2E

Nidge

Ah I see, I take it from that it's all gotta be on the Sex forum. Why does everything sex related have to cost money ¬_¬:v:

Sarsfield

I love polls where you can see how everybody voted

Le Rack

Wher's Atari Jaguar? I had a first time but I dont count it as my first time.... didn't want it, still felt good!, didn't want it.

Nidge

Le Rack wrote:

Wher's Atari Jaguar? I had a first time but I dont count it as my first time.... didn't want it, still felt good!, didn't want it.

I don't believe Atari Jaguar had a part to play in my childhood so I choose alternate dud options for my polls. In this case the asexual comment was my choice.

So, hang on, you were pressurised into your first time? Lovely.

Le Rack

ah sure I'll atke that one so!

TerrorFirmer

Neither bad nor good

Nidge wrote:

I don't believe Atari Jaguar had a part to play in my childhood so I choose alternate dud options for my polls. In this case the asexual comment was my choice.

I choose "So bad, its been easily surpassed...." :cool:

My god though, having nothing to do on a Friday night really leads to spam beyond belief....:o

I don't usually post in AH that much but seem to be doing it a fair bit tonight. Must be the quality of all these threads!

zAbbo

you should advise that its a public poll, you sneaky turd

Le Rack

HavoK wrote:

I choose "So bad, its been easily surpassed...." :cool:

My god though, having nothing to do on a Friday night really leads to spam beyond belief....:o

I don't usually post in AH that much but seem to be doing it a fair bit tonight. Must be the quality of all these threads!

where do you usually post, I can't say I've noticed you around before and usually anyone with that sott of post count who's been around for a while you notoice

TerrorFirmer

Neither bad nor good

Le Rack wrote:

where do you usually post, I can't say I've noticed you around before and usually anyone with that sott of post count who's been around for a while you notoice

You know......I don't really know. I post alot in comp/tech/arts/ all that side of the world. I do post in AH/soc as well, just not as much, or in noticable amounts really.

I dunno so. Go figure. I do alot of buying and selling as well actually, that bulks it up alot given the amount of money I loose buying rubbish over there

Sparky

So bad it was easily surpassed

ha i seem to be the only one that picked the first one

Le Rack

Sparky-s wrote:

ha i seem to be the only one that picked the first one

Well if I don't count my actual physical first time I could have chosen than one.

Nidge

zabbo wrote:

you should advise that its a public poll, you sneaky turd

Sorry thought that when people voted they would know, thought it would be shown in some way. But ha you all played into my ingenius trap muhhahaha your souls are mine. :v:

But on a serious note, I was kind hoping people would say why it was bad and kind of tell us a bit about the scenario. You can post as a visitor if you want to be anonimous. Also people who believe there is no reason why the first time shouldn't be as good as any should give their reasons why they think so.

Nidge

Le Rack wrote:

Well if I don't count my actual physical first time I could have chosen than one.

Hang on was there a mental first time? :eek: Why wouldn't you count it, penetration counts, end of story...

Cherub

I'm asexual, talk about something interesting

it was good, but it has been surpassed. I think i may have been too young, but it felt right at the time. it was in a tent. how romantic.

Le Rack

Field beside a beech. didn't want it. Felt good but as far as I'm concerned it didn't happen.

Sparky

So bad it was easily surpassed

Nidge wrote:

You can post as a visitor if you want to be anonimous.

We're not in PI now and i dont think its a good idea making up another account.

jimbono1

Is'nt this thread basically the same thing?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=274278

Nidge

Well I didn't think the anonimous thing was much hassle or something that's only done for PIs but I certainly don't agree with creating alternate accounts.

azezil

Neither bad nor good

Couldn't shít for a week afterwards.