Colin Farrell sex tape...

Standard Toaster

No, you won't find it here.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060111/en_afp/afpentertainmentus

Now that the tape has surfaced online, how many people here have actually seen it?
Do you think it will effect his movie carreer?

I've seen it and it cringworthy.

zAbbo

yes its bad, the man is a walking std

AARRRGH

They're always crap.

The Severina Vuckovic one was good!

Standard Toaster

Opps....this probably should be in film but I wasn't sure.
Just wanted a discussion.

Anyway, Abi Titmiss did well out of her one but she was a nobody before it.
What happened to that wheel of fortune guy....what's his name?

The Sweeper

The most noticeable part is the distinct lack of a condom.

Greenpenistasically good.

TerrorFirmer

I had my suspicions this was the case, now I can once more sleep at night safe in the knowledge Colin Farrell does in fact have a penis.

Mr. Presentable

15 minutes? I'd be embarrassed!

Standard Toaster

See him at the end pointing the camera at yer one's cat and saying:

"Your pussy is so fcukin' beautiful, man" :rolleyes:


Must remember that one Colin, nice one bud.

Sparky

he talks to much, what an asshole

billstraighten

yeah seen it had a thread bout it but i didnt know it was on ...i cudnt stop laughing at

"oh your going fishing for pubes ..if u keep going i wont have to shave down there"
"this is ****in breakfast,lunch and dinner in one"
i wonder will he send her a t-shirt saying sorry it was only 15 mins long

azezil

he's got a small peepee

fletch

Yeh all his talk of how beautiful she is was doin my head in....quite enjoyable I must say overall.

county

dublindude wrote:

They're always crap.

The Severina Vuckovic one was good!

who?

kaizersoze

Jesus it's brutal. Possibly the worst celeb one I've seen.
Nearly 2 minutes of her flicking through the channels on the TV and nearly another minute picking pubes of his knob. C'mon:(

Salmon

I cant find the damn thing ne where! any chance of a pm to help me out?

alleepally

Amazing, first time I've seen Farrell go 15 minutes without a smoke.

judas101

alleepally wrote:

Amazing, first time I've seen Farrell go 15 minutes without a smoke.

tres amusement:)

senordingdong

Who was he with?

pepper

k sum 1 send me d url 4 dat video url
i love him

how big is he????????????????

Standard Toaster

This big:


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senordingdong

Pfh...I'm bigger than that.

Creamy Goodness

pepper wrote:

k sum 1 send me d url 4 dat video url
i love him

how big is he????????????????

cnt do tat im frid, mds wnt allw ppl pstng lnks to prn, its aganst dee rools.

senordingdong

What?

Creamy Goodness

Place vowels where there should be vowels and it will read properly for us English speaking folk

pepper

Cremo wrote:

cnt do tat im frid, mds wnt allw ppl pstng lnks to prn, its aganst dee rules

ok

pm me with ur emaill addy(if u trust me) and ill email u n get d url off u
if u dont............pm me n say- n il giv u my email addy- I REALLY WANA SEE THAT TAPE

Endurance Man

Hahahhahaha , sex addicts, dont help these people cremo :v: .

senordingdong

Cremo wrote:

Place vowels where there should be vowels and it will read properly for us English speaking folk

Sorry for the confusion, I thought my post would help your point.

The Song Thrush

It's a cringeworthy video... and boring too.

rugbug86

whoever couldn't find it obviously didn't look hard enough!

and it aint really worth it!

Pigman II

The Song Thrush wrote:

It's a cringeworthy video... and boring too.

So you're saying it's consistent with most of his work to date?

RuggieBear

Pigman II wrote:

So you're saying it's consistent with most of his work to date?

lol

The Sweeper

"roide Macedoaneeeans, Roooide!!!"

shuushh

Your pussy is so fcukin' beautiful, man"

now that is hilarious

the real question though is what you were doing watching the thing in the first place

gerire

The only thing I took from it was that he has a great taste in women. Man she was hot!

Standard Toaster

Nice pussy too, man. :v:

elvis2002

He's not as big as I thought he'd be. I was expecting some monster yoke. He's only 6 inches. He is circumsized too. The best thing about the video is his talking, its hilarious.

People saying he only lasts 15 minutes. He never come's in the video and he does say at the end, 'lets watch it and do it again" or something similar. It kinda looks like he's been shagging her all day long.

This nicole one has a hot body but her face is just like a dog, does nothing for me.

[Jackass]

You're a nobody in L.A. without a internet sex tape...A NOBODY I TELLS YA!

0utshined

county wrote:

who?

She's a Croatian or Serbian singer, I can't remember which.

Also a performer in a sex tape that was released on the web a year or two ago. Very very talented girl. (Very)

Civilian_Target

Yeah - when it comes to publicity, sex tapes only work for women.
Thanks to sex tapes we know that Abi Titmuss gives great head, that you'll be luccky to last 2 minutes in bed with Jordan, and that Paris Hilton does not break in half when someone sticks it in her, and this has been good for all of them.
And what we've learnt from Colin's tape is that he's not hung like a horse, and that he's got lots of diseases, but that his girlfriend is rather hot. How's that going to help him?

faceman

Whether u like him or not Farrell is doing what most of us aint, and he loving it. So i say fair fcuks to him! Keep flyin the irish flag in hollywood!

AARRRGH

faceman wrote:

Whether u like him or not Farrell is doing what most of us aint, and he loving it. So i say fair fcuks to him! Keep flyin the irish flag in hollywood!

I agree!

To the mongotastic sex tape searchers. Google: colin farrell sex tape download. Page 2.

SpAcEd OuT

none of the links on that page will work for me.

Willymuncher

If anyone had anything for Colin before seeing this video, they're sure not to have anything for him afterwards, its bad.....very bad...

[Jackass]

Anyone got a working link, please pm it to me Saw a few screen shots, but all the sites seem to have been forced to take it down...I'd say it's hillarious though in all and anyways man...

SpAcEd OuT

^^^^^^^^^^^^

likewise

AARRRGH

WTF. I just found 8 working links for it. Stop being mongos!!

Alternatively, just follow the link in my sig... it'll show you the way.

EDIT: It's a very crap movie. It will destroy any respect you have for him. So don't watch it...

[Jackass]

Or how about you just stfu and pm me the link di<khead!!

kaizersoze

DubGuy wrote:

Anyone got a working link, please pm it to me Saw a few screen shots, but all the sites seem to have been forced to take it down...I'd say it's hillarious though in all and anyways man...

P2P is your best bet. Most of the sites that had it have taken it down.

ST*

The guy turns my stomach. Hate the accent, his eyebrows are too thick looking for his face imo, a mucky scumbag. he looks like would smell rotten too.

Not in a fit would I.

zAbbo

http://www.queerclick.com/archive/2006/01/more_colin_farr.html

That links from a blog by a boarster from a few days ago, non-mongo's would check the links from the bottom first, as these are most likely to be live ones

nlgbbbblth

So is this VHS only or will there be a DVD release?