Funneh

toiletduck

What do you call a footballer, who is also an artist, loves mcdonalds and sounds like a horse?

Ball-Mc-Art-Neigh
(Paul McCartney!)

why do i find that so funny? i hate myself

PlayGirl

toiletduck wrote:

why do i find that so funny? i hate myself

and so you should!!

toiletduck

i've got lots more, im going into stand-up:D

simu

So terrible it's genius?

toiletduck

What do you call a man who lives in a canyon and abuses his son?

Gorge-Harass-Son
(George Harrison!)

aidan_walsh

No, just really rather terrible.

toiletduck wrote:

im going into stand-up

If thats the quality of the jokes, you'll be sitting down again soon after starting...

simu

toiletduck wrote:

What do you call a man who lives in a canyon and abuses his son?

Gorge-Harass-Son
(George Harrison!)

Made me loller! (What's wrong with me? )

toiletduck

What do you call a man with no lower part of his face and refuses to stretch out on the ground?

Jaw-Non-Lay-Non
(John Lennon!)

simu

Come on - what's the fourh one?!

whiskeyman

I may as well end this madness...


what do you call a man who puts a phone in a black road surface?

Ring-goes-tar
Ringo Starr!!

zAbbo

Writing the punchlines first make you a tard

polkadots

LMFAO!!..Those are brilliant!..:D
I nearly choked on my tea!
Def a case of 'so terrible it's genius', i'd say!

toiletduck

whiskeyman wrote:

I may as well end this madness...


what do you call a man who puts a phone in a black road surface?

Ring-goes-tar
Ringo Starr!!

good man, i couldn't think of one for ringo.


what do you call a woman who was extremely displeased that when she was cooking, she dropped an egg down the drain?

Yolk-Go-Oh-No
(Yoko Ono!)

pimpy_c

Get off the stage!!!

whiskeyman

And now ... the ultimate.

What do you call a group of lads that buzz around flowers, and then rats on their mate?

The Bee Tells!
The Beatles!

toiletduck

You sir, have my respect.

mickymg2003

Please stop....just stop.

toiletduck

these kinda jokes dont have to be limited to the beatles people!