My 1000th Post

Sandals

So,
as I indeed know most of you have been wetting your pants at night (not urine)
waiting for the day that Sandals gets his 1000th post,

And I know that I too like Ferdinands first goal for United, required quiet a wait but once there began smacking home (craic) at every opportunity)
But alas now that I am here, I in my name dedicate this thread to me, in fact I was close to dedicating the Forum, but you know, politeness and all that,

To sum up my boards life so far, I have been an inspiration,
I so acutely am aware that for years to the power of n (n>=1)
young starlets,rappers,pimps and the educated will research into my ealry work, and maze through the seemingly absurd, and the at-times over the top, in a bid to unearth the magic, which will be so representative of my later work.

It is I afterall, Sandals, who brought you such threads as;

My Little Survey;

My not so little Survey;

Why do we oblige?;

Glry Holes In the Hamilton,

Sex on fRiday,

among many many others;


Some of you know me as the delightful trickster who celebrates every orgasm by delighting his peers by his superioir wit and intellect on the inane archaic forum that we delightfully call After Hours,

Some of you know me as teh trinner dude, who just wants to rise to the top, of a creepy creepy fahion conscionce underbelly,

Others or more aware of my constant arguments with Basquille, and especially Cremo,


Others prefer to indulge in my top-notch advice on the FItness forum,


the lovely elaone thinks I am great.,


I try not to be vague and have some great catchphrases

"hey, nonsense",

being the clear victor,


SO Although some of you have been at the wrong end of my flashy temper, I think its worth remembering that by praising me once in this thread, I will allow you to grow into what you can become, If you fail, die.


Lies, Lies, all Lies


I bid you adue;.

muckwarrior

You now also have the distinguished honour of being the first person on my ignore list.

Shabadu

Get out of my gene pool!

TerrorFirmer

Some people also know you as....

"What, who....Oh right yeah.....that guy that always creates those random threads in AH"

ST*

You wrote a feckin speech?

Heres a new thread for ya. after 1000 posts, who can honestly say that they like you?

Sparky

you forgot your account hijacking, yes people, sandals world is fcked up.

his other thread, had me scratching my head http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054879945

muckwarrior

Sparky-s wrote:

you forgot your account hijacking,

Probably the first account hijacking where the standard of posts improved!

Pigman II

MobileInfantry wrote:

Some people know you as....

"What, who....Oh right yeah.....that guy that always creates those random threads in AH"

And I didn't even know him as that much.

Heyes

Sparky-s wrote:

you forgot your account hijacking, yes people, sandals world is fcked up.

his other thread, had me scratching my head http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054879945

From that other thread at least we know how he got his 1000 posts :rolleyes:

TerrorFirmer

Sparky-s wrote:

you forgot your account hijacking, yes people, sandals world is fcked up.

his other thread, had me scratching my head http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054879945

Lmao, have to say that's pretty funny....in a stupid sort of way

Johnny_the_fox

wheres monty.... :eek:

StupidLikeAFox

And Victor is now only 21,500 posts ahead of you. Watch out Victor, Sandals is-a comin

Canis Lupus

post count +1. Why doesn't anyone ever make a

Giblet

Sandals has the record of threads closed by me. 1 more and I'll ban him for wasting time.