Dumpable offence

MadamLucy

ok just wondering whats the weirdiest or most shameful excuse you had for breaking off with someone? Mine was that my ex was too short! I'm nearly
6ft and he was 5foot nothing, its probably the most shallow thing i've ever done *hangs head in shame*

LegacyUser

MadamLucy wrote:

6ft and he was 5foot nothing, its probably the most shallow thing i've ever done *hangs head in shame*

Your not shallow, if you were truly shallow, like me, you never would have gone out with him in the first place

Nalz

MadamLucy wrote:

ok just wondering whats the weirdiest or most shameful excuse you had for breaking off with someone? Mine was that my ex was too short! I'm nearly
6ft and he was 5foot nothing, its probably the most shallow thing i've ever done *hangs head in shame*

if ya aint happy ya aint happy...but the word shallow does spring to mind! how long were ya with him?

monkeyfudge

eh... one of exs got married. That was the end of her.

Was that shallow of me?

Mr. CooL ICE

I said i was bored of her.

MadamLucy

Trilla wrote:

if ya aint happy ya aint happy...but the word shallow does spring to mind! how long were ya with him?

bout 4months but to make matters worse he was my best mate to start off with!!!! im terrible i know but i swear im alot nicer now or hide my evilness alot better nowadays

MadamLucy

sillysausage wrote:

Your not shallow, if you were truly shallow, like me, you never would have gone out with him in the first place

lol give me some tips oh wise one

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MadamLucy wrote:

Mine was that my ex was too short! I'm nearly 6ft and he was 5foot nothing

The chap was probably relieved - he must of had an awful creek in his neck.

annnyways.. I've dumped someone for ..... :P

Lump

being 10? or Going down? or both.... I think it's worse that you didn't finish that sentance!

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Lump wrote:

I think it's worse that you didn't finish that sentance!

Or worse that I edited it out :eek:

The_B_Man

think it was that i wanted to be single. is that a **** reason?

Crucifix

MadamLucy wrote:

ok just wondering whats the weirdiest or most shameful excuse you had for breaking off with someone? Mine was that my ex was too short! I'm nearly
6ft and he was 5foot nothing, its probably the most shallow thing i've ever done *hangs head in shame*

How'd you start going out with him in the first place? Did he spend the first month wearing platform shoes, standing on the higher part of slopes, going on tippy-toes, et cetera?

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The_B_Man wrote:

think it was that i wanted to be single. is that a **** reason?

Not at all. ditto. <different ex>
he was crampin' ma style man :v:

The_B_Man

ooh we've something in common!

hehe so how YOU doin?

Nalz

Eoins on the pull in cyber space! Your only 4f 10 though B_Man...Ive a step ladder if ya need it

Poker tonight B_Man, same place & time?

MadamLucy

Crucifix wrote:

How'd you start going out with him in the first place? Did he spend the first month wearing platform shoes, standing on the higher part of slopes, going on tippy-toes, et cetera?

well to be honest in the first few months we werent really standing up alot was mostly lying down so never really noticed

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The_B_Man wrote:

ooh we've something in common!
hehe so how YOU doin?

Its all good now :cool:

Repli

"Its not you... Its your fat arse"

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Repli wrote:

"Its not you... Its your fat arse"

if that was an actual quote, I would just love to have been a fly on the wall for her repli :rolleyes:

Methinks she made like a ninja and gave you an ass whoopin :v:

constitutionus

Repli wrote:

"Its not you... Its your fat arse"

ratflmao:D thats just brilliant:D thats the sort of break up that could lead to a sniper:D

mine was she was 10 years younger than me. compleatly shallow and one of the only regrets i have in my life. she was a lovely girl with an amazing figure but the age thing just freaked me out.

not a problem anymore though

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constitutionus wrote:

ratflmao:D thats just brilliant:D thats the sort of break up that could lead to a sniper:D she was a lovely girl with an amazing figure but the age thing just freaked me out.
not a problem anymore though

smiley overkill.

hotpotatoes

Once dumped a guy so i could go out with his friend. Of course i told him something completely different at the time, (i value your friendship too much or i like you so much i just cant go out with you...something to that effect ....) we were only going out for a week or 2 so its allowed, but it was the longest most awkward hand holding trying to avoid any other phsical contact week of my life though.....the memory of our trip to the flics on a double date still haunt me...Sometimes honesty is actually the best option!

Pigman II

MadamLucy wrote:

6ft and he was 5foot nothing, its probably the most shallow thing i've ever done *hangs head in shame*

Don't feel so bad. It's perfectly fine to dump someone you don't see eye to eye with.

toffeapple

I once told a girl i was going off travelling( which i was but not for 3 months) , was only with her a couple of weeks told her one night when we were leaving a club, she was a head wrecker....any road next weekend i was back at a party about 5:30 in the morning have a guess who walked in the door!!! we didnt even have the same circle of friends...i was gutted she just stood looking at me for about 5 minutes

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Pigman II wrote:

Don't feel so bad. It's perfectly fine to dump someone you don't see eye to eye with.

baabaa boom ttcccch

LadyJ

I once dumped someone for being a total nutjob. Seriously insane.

I mean,we weren't even going out,we'd met once and it still required having to "dump" him and give a reason etc.

Complete lunatic but the whole situation was hilarious and now it's just the gift that keeps on giving! I have a story that makes people crack a few ribs laughing!

pepper

MadamLucy wrote:

ok just wondering whats the weirdiest or most shameful excuse you had for breaking off with someone? Mine was that my ex was too short! I'm nearly
6ft and he was 5foot nothing, its probably the most shallow thing i've ever done *hangs head in shame*

ok now DONT LAUGH!

when i was 15 i went through a pokemon phase, i was obsessed with them.So anyway one night my fella called and said "do u wanna go cinema" so i said "no because im watching pokemon"....... so he said" you do know pokemon arent real dont you"

so i LOST it and dumped him!!!

oh my god how sad was i

we are great mates now though and still laugh about it!

monkeyfudge

That's not sad at all.

In fact my ideal woman should own at least one Jigglypuff trading card.

pepper

monkeyfudge wrote:

That's not sad at all.

In fact my ideal woman should own at least one Jigglypuff trading card.

ha ha thanks- its funny now but at the time it was so stupid

monkeyfudge

monkeyfudge wrote:

That's not sad at all.

In fact my ideal woman should own at least one Jigglypuff trading card.

does being able to sing the jigglypuff song count

pepper

bluewolf wrote:

does being able to sing the jigglypuff song count

i cant even remember the tune to it now

Binomate

I guilted my last girlfriend letting me take a dump on her chest. After the session, I decided that I didn't like the experience and that I couldn't live with what we had done, so I dumped her.

[Jackass]

I was an ar$ehole to girls in my teens...sometimes I didn't even bother breaking it off...just never took their calls anymore, and just ignored them until they got the message

I also broke up with a girl by telling her I was gay....wasn't true, but she was very supportive...

For shame dubguy, for shame.....don't worry though, karma's a bitch and it came back and bit me on the ass years later when i fell for a few man eaters

PlayGirl

pepper wrote:

ok now DONT LAUGH!

when i was 15 i went through a pokemon phase, i was obsessed with them.So anyway one night my fella called and said "do u wanna go cinema" so i said "no because im watching pokemon"....... so he said" you do know pokemon arent real dont you"

so i LOST it and dumped him!!!

oh my god how sad was i

we are great mates now though and still laugh about it!

you went through the pokemon stage at 15?? most people went through it at like 7 or 8!!

AngryBadger

The most amazing woman ever told me she loved me........bad move

StupidLikeAFox

I once went through a phase of cannibalism, and ate my girlfriend. Dumped her a couple of hours later.

monkeyfudge

PlayGirl wrote:

you went through the pokemon stage at 15?? most people went through it at like 7 or 8!!

Hey... Pokémon are great.

In fact if anyone is interested then we could meet on a bridge and trade pokémon and have sex afterwards if you aren't funny looking.

Mr. CooL ICE

ColHol wrote:

I once went through a phase of cannibalism, and ate my girlfriend. Dumped her a couple of hours later.

Haha, brilliant!

mickymg2003

Being bored is a good one. Still havent told her that im breaking up with her....I'm a bad bad man!!!

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AngryBadger wrote:

The most amazing woman ever told me she loved me........bad move

I'd be inclined to agree with you there. what did she see in you that we don't :rolleyes:

mickymg2003 wrote:

Being bored is a good one. Still havent told her that im breaking up with her....I'm a bad bad man!!!

And you - put her out of her misery will ye? give the girl a sporting chance to find a daycent one ..

Femelade

Binomate wrote:

I guilted my last girlfriend letting me take a dump on her chest. After the session, I decided that I didn't like the experience and that I couldn't live with what we had done, so I dumped her.

thats a joke right? right?

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Binomate wrote:

I guilted my last girlfriend letting me take a dump on her chest. After the session, I decided that I didn't like the experience and that I couldn't live with what we had done, so I dumped her.

Femmy wrote:

thats a joke right? right?

I would have thought so yeah. pun disaster.

Binomate

Actually, there was no pun intended. The joke was in me guilting someone to do something and breaking up with them for what I guilted them in to doing. It was just an added bonus that it was so absolutly disgusting.

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Binomate wrote:

Actually, there was no pun intended. The joke was in me guilting someone to do something and breaking up with them for what I guilted them in to doing. It was just an added bonus that it was so absolutly disgusting.

Binomate, that is just vile.

AngryBadger

Shock_treatment wrote:

I'd be inclined to agree with you there. what did she see in you that we don't :rolleyes:

Well, she obviousloy thought I was the most amazing man in the world

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AngryBadger wrote:

Well, she obviousloy thought I was the most amazing man in the world

That has GOT to be it - yeah

Even the most amazing man in the world seems to have his flaws :rolleyes: